>tfw you are so poor, that you can't even buy exitbag
How do you guys commit suicide these days?
Why is it so difficult to kill myself?
Is society ever going to fix the permanvirgin problem? I feel so bad for him
>Meet cute older woman
>She's over 20 years older than me
>We become friends
>She isn't married and has no kids, I think she's a lesbian
>The more we hang out the more advances I notice
>We start making out after drinks
>We get a hotel room and fuck all night long
>Turns out she has been in a committed relationship with a lesbian partner for 16 years
>Her lesbian partner doesn't know she's fucking me, a fucking white male
>MFW I'm cucking a lesbian feminist
>In the throat ward off the hospital
>no voice, nurses have to decipher a combination of my mongoloid sign language punctuated with hooting
>Had a full on spaz attack and used the last of my words on an angry phone call to assert dominance
>Britbong so free cuppas and egg sarnies all day
>Codamol on tap
>Nurses keep telling me to stop drinking straight from the water jug
>fuck that, I know they put a small amount of penis shrinking serum in the cup
>Can hear the distant sounds of children being tortured by the Doc, they have some quality "stab you in the throat with shit anaesthetic" stuff going on here
>Comfy as fuck lads, I've stayed in hotels worse than this
Currently listening to the audiobook of James Clavell's "Shogun". Highly recommend it buoys.
>she spends years telling you she loves you
>one day she gets bored of you and finds someone else
Remind me why you want a relationship so badly?
Most women are selfish and will stab you in the back the second someone else comes along.
Let's see whos the most pathetic robot.
Normalfags/failed normies on here: who did you lose your virginity to?
Another virgin? Someone with more experience? Maybe someone you love/loved? Or not?
Specifically asking male anons. I already know all you femanons lost yours to a Chad.
>who did you lose your virginity to?
Stop it please
To all my other lurkers out their, have you ever thought about how many, or how few posters their are on /r9k/? What if their were only a handful of OPs on /r9k/ who just make the same thread over and over but in different words? What if they have a discord or skype and it's filled with "Hey guys, at 3:28 PM I'm going to post a gay thread." Because day in dat out I'm just seeing the same threads over and over again.
What of this whole board is just being masterminded by a few people?
It might be true. I get so many trips and dubs that I can (and have) writ(t)e(n) a book about it.
SOMETIMES, ALL I NEED IS THE AIR THAT I BREATHE AND TO LOVE YOU.
how can you even call yourself a robot if you don't have a hellokitty email address?
'Cause My feelings never change a bit
I always feel like shit
I dont know why I guess that I just do
r9k Give me reasons why I should stay in 4chan
i want to use a drawing tablet really bad but i'm a left handed faggot
should i end it all?
You're not a faggot for being left handed. You're just a faggot that happens to be left handed. Don't make other left handers look like a faggot because of your stupid life and inability to draw. I'm left handed and I draw great. Stop being a faggot and just draw.
If you bought bitcoin at THE worst possible time before this year you would have twice your initial investment
Why aren't you a cryptogod?
Anybody can look at the past chart and tell somebody when to invest. If I had that power, I'd go back and invest when it's 10 cents.
The point is you don't know when it's going down / up, unless you follow it very closely. Nobody would lose money if everybody knew, retard.
i could be porn actor because my dick is 6x6 and im a 5'6 manlet (most of porn productors wanna short actors)
but im a 19yo kv neet and i need practice first