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I want to fake my death to see people in my local community would react to me being dead. How can I do this? Any advice. Has anyone on this board done this?
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>>37432008
Find a corpse, put your clothes on him, throw the corpse in a trash compactor, record it, send video to news station, hide.
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>>37432008
Can't you get put in prison for doing that sort of thing. Doesn't seem worth the effort desu
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>>37432008
Lmao how would you feel if nobody ends up caring that you died, aside from your family?
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>"*moans* You feel so good inside me anon, oh god I'm gonna CUM~"
>"Wait, you're getting close too aren't you?! P-pull out you idiot! I'm not ready to have a baby!"
T-minus 20 seconds until you blow. What do you do?
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>>37431747
> >"*moans* You feel so good inside me anon, oh god I'm gonna CUM~"
> >"Wait, you're getting close too aren't you?! P-pull out you idiot! I'm not ready to have a baby!"
>T-minus 20 seconds until you blow. What do you do?
summer bait sage
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Roleplay on /r9k/, duh.
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Get her pregnant just to piss off all drumpftards
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What's for dinner robots 06/01
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>>37431681
I bet you are skinny, while i am a fat tub of lard, who gains 1lbs, if i just look at that pic.
Life is suffering.
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>>37431681
whatever mommy makes and op that looks good as hell enjoy it for me
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>>37431681
COCKS CCOSKA RE FOR DINNER HAHAH LOL I'M A ROSTIE BTW MY BF HAS ME ON A STRICT DICK DIET XD
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>lesbian who felt bad for me
>slut who literally dated everyone but couldn't keep a relationship for less than a week
currently single. Why do i even try anymore?
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*breathes in*
GET OUT NOOOOOOOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>coulnd't ever hear her voice
>never even felt her touch
>wasn't even sure she was there
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>>37431605
I can give a very short description actually.
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How to I not suck at guitar?
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>>37431517
learn to play drums
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>>37431539
I cant buy a drum set.
Also I want to play guitar.
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>>37431517
take lessons. I've got time, you can pay me in weed and alcohol.
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What type of porn do you watch the most? For me it's shemale porn.
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For me, it is the original McChicken.
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<implying i watch porn
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> What type of porn do you watch the most? For me it's shemale porn.
summer bait sage
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My previous belly threads have been a success but lets start a mommy thread. Please refrain from tfw no mommy gf please just post delicious mommy bodies. Posting all of my OC.
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I love the little bit of chubby left over from pregnancy.
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Once you've been inside a mommy its hard to go back to women who aren't thicc and have birthing hips.
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>>37431334
>little bit
original
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Hunger Games - Game #4 2017-06-01 08:27:05 Post No.37431140
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Hunger Games - Game #4
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GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS LADS
Post who you want to compete along with their victory music!
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>>37431140
This thread is retarded normie trash
Kys
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Moonman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnn2ndpHw3w
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>>37431140
Put gucci mane on there
And play this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LAxdgyuAUKc
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>tfw you will never be a cute bottom that gets fucked by Chad
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>>37431032
> >>tfw you will never be a cute bottom that gets fucked by Chad
summer bait sage
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>>37431032
That's a psyop
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>>37431051
We're gonna be at this all day
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W-what should i say?
Grills dont usually message me first
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>>37430794
Say "hello bb u wan sum sex"
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>>37430794
Tell her "Hi, I'm Shrek! Are you the Fiona of my life?"
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>hey
ask her what she thinks of the Bohemian Grove and human sacrifice
Feel's music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ab8BOu4LE
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>>37430747
Bump
pls dont ban
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it's old and it strikes home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rIqBeMZAMc
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>>37430974
damn that whole album is damn good but this fucking song mang really hit you in the feels. i like cash's version too but completely different
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>oneitis made her instagram private
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>>37430727
I know that feel too well. I forgot to save any pictures
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>>37430727
Dude stop being a cuck if younwant a gf (bf) just go on Grindr and you can get one or two like right now
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>>37430727
Confirmed: She's getting absolutely destroyed by some, large, thick, vainy, pulsating Negro phallus.
>remember circumcision is a thing
>remember I was born male and circumcised against my will because I was born male
>can't even imagine the reality that I was strapped down a table as a newborn child and had my most sensitive body organ sliced and mutilated by a stranger
>can't understand why my parents would have this mutilation inflicted on me, their own child
>can't understand the cognitive dissonance my parents must have to simultaneously feel that they loved me while allowing a stranger to permanently mutilate me and prevent me from experiencing one of the most important parts of life (sex) fully
>want to die and wish I was never born, wish Earth didn't exist
How do I escape this cycle of pain? At least once a day this happens to me
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>>37430686
I go through the same thing every single time I see my penis. I tried talking to my parents about it but it just made it worse, they laughed at me and said that I already masturbate enough as is and if they'd gotten their way they'd have cut me tighter. I honestly hate my parents because of this. I don't even jack off often anyway, I just do it about once a week to get it out of my system but it doesn't feel good.
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>>37432076
>t. Eastern European with genitalia fully intact
Why do American parents give a shit if their kids whack it?
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Because you mom thinks foreskin is gross and so do most women so she mutilated you.
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INTP-T Cyborg Ascending to Normiehood 2017-06-01 07:50:56 Post No.37430451
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INTP-T Cyborg Ascending to Normiehood
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Well /r9k/ this is it.
I'm about to start a conversation with a girl for the first time ever. Snapchat. I would screenshot the chatlog but it notifies her everytime I do; I learned that the hard way. Not too late, r-right?
Context: She's popular and cute but single, I don't think she's ever dated or is currently talking to anybody. We've seen each other around, we've had classes together and liked each other's posts, and we're streaking right now, but we've never spoken a word to each other.
I'll start with just "Hi" at the top of the hour and we'll see what happens next. I'm nervous as shit. Is this a good idea?
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>>37430451
>ascending to normie hood
We'll see you back here tomorrow morning, anon!
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>Starts with Hi
Wow, what a brilliant way to start a conversation. Are you expecting her to lead the convo, because that a beta thing to do.
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>>37430492
I'll tell her she has good music taste, because she's liked some of my album posts on Instagram. That'll work, right?
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No board has produced a good meme so far this year
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>>37430390
I think the 2 scoops meme is funny, I'm not even a trumptard
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>>37430390
There's a sort of cancer spreading throughout all boards now.
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>>37430390
memes are dead
the normies killed them