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good on you
perplex aromas

Just try and do whatever makes you happy. I don't see the point in forcing yourself to do things. It doesn't matter in the end, really. And if you want to be real edgy- none of it matters at all. So, if it makes you happy to drink, or not to drink, just do that.

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>>36374303
Protip: see pic

A pack of 15 of these is ~$9. It's like drinking soda, only it's just water.

I'd give him my chicken nuggers he looks looks like he means business.

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>>36374711

>11

you look like you know the meme business

>you're hired

>>36374269
>nuggers
cis scum

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>>36374228
I have a few nice japan images from a 10/10 thread on /wg/ a while ago. Might still be there.

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>>36374420
Reply to Thread No.36374228

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This one is nice. -- original comment --

>>36374190
If I have a scat fetish does that improve or hurt my chances of getting a job involving sewage?

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>>36374190
Employer already knows that I love Ballbusting and have made my own videos. Do jobs really give a shit what porn you look at?

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>>36374295
What is the appeal of scat. Not judging I just truly don't get it...is it a humiliation thing or is the poo actually the fun oart

>>36374182
Never stopped to think she's just overly nice? Check how she acts with other people before you crash and burn

>>36374458
Oh tru dat. There was this one girl in one of my science classes last year who was really appreciative and gave me a hug when I did her notes for her(normally I don't do shit like that because most people aren't very thankful, but she was like a 9/10 so I did it but I wasn't expecting anything back desu). I thought, "Dang, I've got a shot!". Nope, she's just touchy feely and nice to everyone. I'm robot to the core so I didn't cry myself to sleep or some shit, but everyone should just be wary of whether someone likes you, or if they just like people.

>>36374182
How fat are we talking op? Give us stats. Height and weight

that roach is very clean desu

Posted this in a previous 25+ thread but apparently Amazon hires anyone. After waiting 2 weeks I got an offer of 13.50/hr and I put next to nothing on the application.

>>36374966
Amazon hires anyone since people quit after just a couple weeks.

What you do?
Original commento

chill out OP, give us a quick rundown of what happened

Do you have no other family?
also aren't the goverment required to provide housing for citizens?

Just ask. Whats the worst that could happen?

>>36374146
I'm just scared.

>>36374181
Brave people are good people. Go be a good person and tell her.

>ywn rekt a fleshlight with your behemoth, pussy-annihilating cumjavelin

why even try

want to show off to a girl on cam? I've never seen one so big

>>36374173
Mine is 8inches. Wanna see ;)
I'm not op tho

I would prefer doing semi professional porn in Japan

>>36374033
Jap porn is ran by the Yakuza and no chance of you're not a Jap

>>36373989
If I ever get a gf I'm going to try to convince her to do this. I see way too many amateurs banking off of ad revenue from cams and vids on sites that everyone around the world already goes to regularly. I'll be dammed if I miss out on the ePorn era like I did with Bitcoin and Let's Play.

>>36373864
>I want to buy a helicopter
>you should

>>36373864
I tried this and it fucked me up, turned my skin to paper and my bones to glass. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

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>>36373977
Helicopters are cool

She's pretty good at camera magic to hide her disgusting skin and obesity

Her penis is very feminine.

>>36373752
She Iooks like a fucking bitch

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duh what else do you think dumb-anon

Do you think it's better that she dumped him first or would you rather her chat by his back?

Break into her home one night and drug her (insert whatever she eats/drinks here) with a sleeping pill or whatever.

Appear to her not long before she passes out and say some cool/edgy shit about revenge. Tie her down somewhere near a bunch of flammable shit and start a fire and burn her alive. Her last memories will be of you exacting your divine judgement upon her.

Or just pull childish pranks on her. Either works.

Or just

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>>36373717
Estabrook, Lee
17 July 1973 - 25 June 2003
New York, USA

>>36373717
Anyone else get really annoyed at themselves when looking at this? All these people were brave enough to do it. They were also a lot more attractive. Fuck me I even fail at failing.

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>>36373717
This guy stands out to me.

>>36373693
Still a virgin. Fuck off chad.

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Seriously, where do you think you are?

>>36373693
go to hell normalfag