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prepare yourself

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We are betas for a reason, anon. We'll never take revenge. We'll never do anything

>>34348497
>Saya
B A R F
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That was disgusting. I don't know why I ever played that.

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>those gross huamn parts
I'll take this horsepussy instead

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Is this a horse pussy thread I see?

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>horse pussy
>not horse cock

if you don't fap to thick floppy delicious horse cocks what are you doing with your life

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Part 2 coming up, gang

>wake up
>three missed calls from her
>call her back immediately
>she asks if i'd like to go to dinner tonight
>say yes
>we go to the cheesecake factory
>i order a veggie burger
>we have a great time, lots of laughing and joking
>afterwards we go for a drive for like two hours
>spend most of it singing together
>find a secluded spot
>make out for like an hour
>she pauses and asks me if this is a good idea
>reminds me i ship out tomorrow and says she really likes me
>i tell her "no, this is a bad idea"
>she asks if i'm sure
>tells me that she really wants it
>say "yep i'm sure, not interested"
>she drives me home (my car is stuck at home in the ice)
>she tries to kiss me when she drops me off
>dodge it
>she kisses my cheek
>tell her "bye" and go walk inside, stone-cold
>she texts me (pic related)
>we talked but nothing interesting
>officially enter government custody in just over 22 hours
>will be in navy minimum six years
>six years of blueballs

>Pretty sure I'm who this board's made for
>gf of three years
Stopped right there.

>>34348440
so... looking for sympathy, or...

Become a real man in the Navy. Wish I had the balls to join.

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>>34348439
OK MY FRIEND, SURE WILL DO!

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>ywn have a lion

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>>34348508
Trump looks soo happy! Thanks!

>>34348404
When I was secondary school I had literal daydreams of killing people by running them over with cars.
I also had suicide fantasies where I would hit my head against a wall until my head cracked open like an egg.

>>34348404
Feeling bored investigator?

>>34348404
Not constantly no.

>>34348361
CHINESE GOTH.I BEG YOU POST PICS

>>34348361
>How do I get out of this

Just don't meet up and ghost her?

You can't grow a relationship over the internet, anon. If you're going to meet people online they're eventually going to want to meet irl, and if you can't handle that then stop wasting everybody's time

>>34348361
Yams will be missed

To not protest in a fucking library

>>34348328
He's experiencing culture shock. Back in his motherland, protesters would have been put to hard labour. He's just having trouble assimiating to freedom

>>34348328
>HAY!!!
>this is library
post video

>>34348246
Its hard to focus on your own self improvement when you are too busy focusing on the success of others

>>34348342
But my own improvement seems to be permanently mediocre. I get stuck and get surpass the obstacles. Each day of being stuck just lessens my self-esteem more.

This isn't a problem of me comparing myself to others, it's a problem of me not actually progressing.

>>34348246
Pick stuff you enjoy

Dont force yourself into things you get bored of fast, how can you ever progress like that?

>>34348231
Would you like a girl (boy) with a feminine penis to chat with

>>34348231
I am a girl (female), but I can't promise anything. If the conversation feels forced it might be better to stop, but one can try. Maybe we get lucky.

>>34348231
I've tried it before and they'll talk for a while and act real interested but they always end up ghosting. They'll even send pictures of themselves (I don't even ask for them) but they still apparently don't care about me more than just getting some attention for a couple days or so.

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Overalls desu

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>>34348306
YOU ARE FACTUALLY INCORRECT
AND FUCK YOU

Niqab

>>34348164
If you do that, you WILL be getting fake love in prison.

>>34348164
>untapped potential
you think no one's ever thought of this before?

>>34348164
That's exacty what drug dealers sell to teens einstein

Im from LAS, im sorry...

>>34348102
If someone posts their user name I'll add them

>>34348157
Come transfer to Na <3

>>34348240
I can't play with 250 now
Before LAS existed it was fine, but now for some reason its too much ping to play...

>>34348100
I audibly chucked OP.

We need more cat in the hat memes

this is pathetic what the fuck

>>34348133
Same here man. I saw this other thread >>34347714 and laughed way too hard at it too, not sure why.

Only if you have no morals.

>>34348069
>is it morally wrong for a 22 year old to have sex with a 17 year old?
Only if you're a bitter used up roastie.

No. Literally nothing, despite what normies might try to tell you

>>34347950
Talk to your mutual friend about her. If the girl you like likes you there is no doubt she has mentioned something to her best friend.

Forgot to say, but I have heard that she is into this one Chad asshole at her Church group that not even her friend likes.

>>34348139
But I kinda don't want her to know about it right now. She's super protective of her so I don't know how she'll react.