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Went to go study at a local library and saw this dude browsing 4chan on one of the computers. I kinda feel sad for the dude. Which one of you fags is this?
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>>39603840
It's clearly a /g/ user.
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You went to the library and took pictures of a dude browsing 4chan.
Who's more sad?
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>>39603861
eh, hes been here nearly every day that i've come for a solid few months or so. I feel thats pretty sad

I think I also saw him last year here but not completely sure if that was him.

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You are still a virgin. You were never even in any relationship. And you're getting old. Wizardry soon. Women in your age bracket expect you to be experienced. Not only in bed, but also in life. They expect you to know how to handle a relationship.
But you missed out. And you can't just hire a hooker - hookers can teach you how to fuck, but won't teach you how to handle being with someone. You know that emotionally you are still a teenager. And rationally you should start developing your emotions with someone similar, someone on your level. But you can't. The probability of meeting a woman like you, or a young woman willing to put up with you, are infinitesimal.
There may be many fish in the sea, but
THEY
ARE
NOT
FOR
YOU.
It's over. You will be alone, until you die.
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>>39603838
Lost my virginity during a party.
I kinda regret actually because I was used like trash and ditched after.

I want to go back in time and lose it to someone I like instead.
I'm a girl but not the kind you guys like btw
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>>39603838
i'm 35 and i'm this. it's all over.
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>>39603838
It's far from over. There are apps to find women.
But first you need to move out of your parents' house.

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How poor are you?
>tfw eating butter on crackers for lunch
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>>39603815
that's a comfy fucking snack
enjoy it anon
it's the little things that really matter in life
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>>39603815
You're not suppose to eat a shit ton of food constantly. Fasting is a normal part of life.


Just repeat that lie to yourself every night.
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>>39603815
I do that too sometimes with only water when I don't have tea.
Also way less butter.

Welcome to being poor as fuck I guess.
Third worlder here.

What are some good clothing brands you guys are fan of? You don't need to actually own any of the stuff, just stuff you like.

Myself, I'm a fan of VLone, BAPE, Yeezy, Adidas, and Sputnik 85
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cdg, carhartt, reebok, the north face
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hanes
walmart
new balance
COSPA
joybank
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>>39603810
learn how to dress instead of giving a fuck about brands for teenagers

oh wait

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A comfy Friday afternoon shitposting with the /britfeel/ lads edition
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1st for audrey
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>>39603630
Used to fantasise about having this watch so I could steal Pokemon cards and televisions

I was an innocent boi
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>>39603843
Showing Sophie poster what a proper 3D waifu looks like

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Lads, can you remember a moment in your life that you wish you could relive? Either to change something or just to experience it again
I'll start


>be me, 16
>be recently out of first sexual relationship
>absolutely crushed when she left
>"friends" are all beta cucks that desperately want sex
>I was the legend in the group coz was first to lose V
>at time, also beta cuck
>never been assertive or felt powerful in my life (relevant)
>go to friend's 18th
>full of beta cucks and sluts
>basically an awkward pair-up session with me as the "referee"
>only 1 girl I would call 9/10, and there's like 6 or 7 3/10s
>best friend at time was 8/10
>another girl who everyone wanted to bang was skinny, 5ft 2 slutty 14-15 yr old 4/10 girl
>best friend knows I was fresh out of a good relationship so promised to look after me
>5 minutes later, already pissed and he's off elsewhere
>I slowly get drunk and try to have a good time
>anxiety kicks in like fuck
>sees best friend talking to 4/10
>wtf.jpeg
>oh shit need to piss
>got to toilet, maybe two minutes
>comes back to friend's kitchen
>best friend is crying on the floor
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Story continued
>4/10 has shit-eating grin on as she steals people's shoes and throws them at best friend's face
>shit-eating grin is enough to get me angry
>look around
>none of the beta cucks or sluts are doing anything
>just watching the little shit throw stuff at my crying friend
>triggered.exe
>I lunge at her and push her into wall
>shit-eating grin gets wider and more irritating
>uwotmate.gif
>all angry from weeks past snap in an instant
>I grab her by the throat and push her against the wall
>shit-eating grin melts of her ugly cunt face
>absolute bliss
>start to strangle her
>friends see she is in pain and break it up
>most beta cucks and sluts stand back and just gawp
>only 2 sluts come forward to help their friend, which is now also crying
>I shout
"If you ever touch my friend again, I will slit your throat, you cunt!"
>been struggling with mental illness for years (Turns out I was Autistic, figures)
>end up spending 10 minutes looking after best friend
>I call my parents to pick us up
>I call his parents to let them know he's coming home
>parents of b-day boy asked me to leave
>don't put up a fight
>calmly stand up with my best friend and walk out of the house
>go home
>mum asks me if I had a good time
>sheknowsnothing.jpeg
>never tell her what happened until I told my councillor this year

>best moment of my life
>felt more powerful than I have ever felt before
>felt more in control
>it was good to be feared
>decided life was good and tried to get on with my life
>now criminal psychology student starting first year at Uni
>never spoke to 4/10 again since she's scared shitless
>she constantly complains about women's rights and how I'm a misogynist to one of my beta cuck friends
>mfw I have never felt as good as that night before or since
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I'd give anything to go back in time to 2013 and start university again, but as the person I am now. I had a really shit, boring time except for my final year and I've just come back as a masters student, but it's too late.
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>>39603987
What changed between then and now?

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>tfw no average gf like pic related
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>>39603772
Literally would not bang. Girls who look so perfect like that are a dime a dozen and I don't find them attractive. Now this girl on the other hand...
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>>39603772
That isn't average, retard.
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>>39603812
>falling for the bait
>current year

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what drug do you use to get some sleep?
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>>39603688
Tramadol, only problem is that it takes hours to kick in.
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Take benadryl tabs, take in increments if the last dosage didn't work. Literally ill effects other than not being itchy and falling asleep.
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>>39603688
Work or any physical movement. Believe me anon, alco or codein are good for that, but they also give U unhealthy hangover and if you fail to sleep you're fucked even worse.

But if you're completely exhausted, them falling asleep is easier than ever.

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Fuck the Myers Briggs personality test
which mystery dungeon starter are you
i'm pic related
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>>39603604
I always got riolu

focus punch was pretty op since you could let a boss walk up to you and smash it in a turn or two at most

bonus points for using buffs/debuffs first
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I got Chikorita way back when I played Blue Rescue Team. I knew I should have been born a girl, even back then.
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I fucking hate Myers Briggs threads. I have them filtered
>LOL IMDB GENERAL
>LOL TFW IFHB
>IM A PIECE OF SHIT BUT ITS BECAUSE IM IFTG LMAO
Just shut the fuck up abot your stupid ass letters no one gives a fuck

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Post pics of whiteys getting BEANED
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pls keep these threads on /b/
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Seriously, why do Mexicans wear a shit ton of gel?
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>>39603642
I've seen arabs and turks doing the same.

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It's my birthday today /r9k/

>21
>khhv
>no friends
>no life skills
>no money
>no cake

At least I have you guys, right?
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Happy birthday, Anon!
Although I know that this place is what's dragging me down as a person, you guys, and little sister, are the reason why I haven't offed myself yet. I love you guys.
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>>39603608
Thank you anon!

I mean it. You are the first person to greet me that is not my mom. Thank you really!
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>>39603570
Happy birthday, anon. I hope things start getting better for you soon.

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Do black women actually exist?i mean on tv I only see black guys paired with white women and in real life I've never seen one.
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I live in Detroit. I see black women every day. I really wish I didnt though.
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Well you're not gonna see them in the middle of Idaho, you have to go to places where people actually live.
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>>39603559

>Do black women actually exist?

Yes, unfortunately

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I'm looking for a mature adventure anime. Can you help me? Pic unrelated
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>>39603543
Nice pic. Now I want a mc double.
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>>39603543
Made in Abyss

Read the manga first, in my opinion.
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>>39603575
>he read the manga and watches the anime
Fucking weeb

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Why do normies get so hysteric about long flights, especially transatlantic ones? Even if you're in coach, I find the whole process very soothing and comfy. Everything about the experience is enjoyable, it genuinely feels like an adventure. I especially like listening to the pilot making announcements, the overly polite stewardesses, and the lights dimming halfway through the trip when everyone makes pretend to fall asleep. Even airline food in general doesn't seem so bad.

Transatlantic flights are truly a treat.
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>>39603470
They're impatient and need to get from point a to point b asap. They don't know how to live comfy
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I am 6'2 and after sitting for 2-3 hours in one of those seats my knees and ass cheeks become excruciating painful. I always give up my window seat to sit by the aisle so I can stand and walk around every few minutes without having to squeeze past people.
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>>39603470
I don't mind flying. If it's a long flight I'll sleep through it, if it's short I'll read a book. I don't get a kick out of any of it besides the take off and landing or occasional bad turbulence.

I hate flying with my girlfriend because she gets sick, gets scared, gets bored, needs the bathroom but is embarrassed to go, wants to play games or generally stop me sleeping and keeps me too grounded throughout the trip but flying itself isn't bad

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YES,FINALLY GOT NEETBUX
what did you do with your money fellow robots?
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>>39603442

>Tfw found out I could claim ESA
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>>39603453
It took me years to get mine
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>>39603474

Does it make a difference compared to regular Neetbux?

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