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Some bitch derailed my last thread.
New discussion thread.
I'm a fembot.
>25
>Virgin.
>No bf.

How was your day?
How are you doing?
Join our comfy discord :3
https://discord.gg/3GZU94v
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>>35570234
stop shilling your fucking discOOOOORRRRRRDDDSSSSSS
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>>35570234

pls be my gf
posto origino
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>>35570251
i'm not.

it's not just discord,
I'm here because i want to talk to you guys.

I'm a female, but i'M also a robot.

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What are some nice things for friends to do together?
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Gang rape desu.
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Suck each other off.
Also jerking is pretty naisu.
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>>35570226
Play Amnesia. That's how I got laid.

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How do I know if I'm an alcoholic?
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I basically drink a pint of liquor every day so you know, be me or something.
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>>35570218
I drank allmost every day for the past 4 years.. stoped when i felt some uncomfy feeling in my liver..... its not that easy to fuck up your liver but it is irreversible
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When you need a liver transplant, don't reach that point.

I want all of you to pay close attention to this story. My wife Wendy presents this as a special gift for all of you

THE DOT AND THE LINE
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Once upon a time

Read and grow
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With a DOT
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this looks kinda gay and retarded but I'll keep watching just because I'm interested.

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I'm a 26 year old virgin and live with my mom in Arizona. Is it possible to apply to minimum wage jobs out of state to Colorado or Oregon? I don't want to live in desert anymore I hate it . I don't have any real work experience other than min wage stuff
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>>35570147

Stay out of Colorado, were full
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Anyone know what to do?
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Bump. I need helps

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call me a manlet one more time
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manlet, manlet, you are a sick retarded fucking manlet

-chad out
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>>35570139
Every day the manlets get closer and closer to going on a spree
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>>35570139
#1 chad here to say: you're a fucking ultimate manlet dude, just fucking do something reckless already, no one respects you as a man, you're basically stuck in child-mode until your hair grays.

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>Around this vast timeframe, quantum tunnelling in any isolated patch of the vacuum could generate, via inflation, new Big Bangs giving birth to new universes.
>Because the total number of ways in which all the subatomic particles in the observable universe can be combined is [number], a number which, when multiplied by [other number], disappears into the rounding error, this is also the time required for a quantum-tunnelled and quantum fluctuation-generated Big Bang to produce a new universe identical to our own
>to produce a new universe identical to our own
>identical to our own

This has been haunting me for a while, I posted about it but just now realized...
IT HAS PROBABLY HAPPENED BEFORE
IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN
WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A NEVER ENDING CHAIN OF UNIVERSES

If the universe itself dies and gets reborn, who says that we don't? I thought I would find peace when I die but now I don't know anymore MAKE IT STOP. I DON'T WANT TO EXIST AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
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it's probably just oblivion and even if the same configuration was inevitable for some reason, we don't really know "why consciousness"
I wouldn't lose sleep over it
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>>35570012
You, as a collection of energy travelling between the neurons of your brain, will never exist again. Even if someone completely identical to you was born to the exact same world and lived your exact life, you will not experience that.
Your consciousness dies with your brain, it can't be restarted like a story.
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>>35570088

I believed that. But what If some kind of "souls" do exist and it just recycles that like it does for literally everything else? Like there's so much shit we don't know.

I need to go have a wank now and calm down and never read that fucking article again.

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Would you trust yourself with a gun anon?
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no, but my convict father wants me to get one for me and him, along with my conceal carry license
I'm more scared of suicide than murderous rage
I'm scared of both for my Dad
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>>35569898
>Would you trust yourself with a gun anon?

Would I trust myself with one? Sure. I don't feel I am in danger of hurting myself or others any time soon. I don't need one for personal safety.

Do I want one? Not really. I don't like spending money on things I don't need.
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>>35569938
sounds illegal, what is he a convict for?

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Fembot, it's time for walkies! You'd better be a good girl today or I'll make you sit in the kennel all night no matter how much you cry.
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I still miss BDSM Imouto
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What? You don't want walkies? Unbelievable, I thought you were a good fit for my fuckpuppy. I guess we'll just have to assign you to the dairy then, you don't have to be obedient there since you'll be hooked up to milkers and caged most of the day.
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>>35570015
This is all pretty much my fetish but hearing the word "fuckpuppy" just made me wanna eat a gun.

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Seriously, why wouldn't you kill yourself if your parents were dead?
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Because I still have siblings and nieces and nephews and all that. Too many chains. I just want the freedom to die.
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>>35569842
Why would I kill myself because someone died?
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>>35569865
do you really want to put your mom through your suicide

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I need a non-white trap gf in my life.

Now taking applications.
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I knew it was a dead end.

:(
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me too, I need a cute boyfriend as well
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Please laugh and bully me until my sad, uneventful suicide.

Please, anons.

; _;

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a picture of a cluck-cluck doing a float
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>>35569812
Cute x 10
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>>35569812
are chickens allowed in public pools
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>>35569812
Poor little ducks.

how to achieve a comfy existance?
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>>35569809
life is hard
in every way
achieving truly comfy life is hard too

I don't usually feel comfy watching cuddles, but this image is pretty comfy, op

here, have some other comfies here
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>>35569809
umibe no onnanoko

good manga 9/10
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>>35569809
the best you can hope for is some well-earned comfy moments, or a shameful but constantly comfy existence (living out your 20s and 30s at your parents' place)

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The cock is a muscle, right? So it must be possible to "work it out" to make it huge. How would I do that?
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>>35569792
It's not a muscle.
I'm sorry you failed highschool.
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>>35569813
Semantics. It's an organ made up a great deal by muscle tissue.
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>>35569792
I don't think there's a single non-meme penis enlargement

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I see so much negativity on this board, and I want to liven up things with a bit of positivity. So in this the comment one thing that you're grateful for. I'll start.

>My age
I am currently 18 and feel blessed to be young and experience life during the best period in history while still being young. I have perfect health, time to enjoy my youth and I am able to be grouped in with such a recognised group as the teenagers.

Now your turn.
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im grateful for the fact that i can yell at black people on the internet and nobody can stop me
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>>35569763
the only good thing in my life is that i'm redpilled and don't easily believe anything anymore without critical research, that's a really good lesson for life.
But then again that basically causes depression too, since I realized the shitty state of the world right now.
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>>35569763
neck yourself roastie whore
You couldn't understand male thought if you tried

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