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>>38132879
That's why the goal is to find a GF who is similar to myself, not interested in doing all kinds of shit and likes to just chill out or some shit at home, occasional going out. You think we all want normie gf shit but don't. They're out there, just less common and harder to find than the normie stacies.

>>38132879
We would fuck?

Normies just do fuckbuddies/bootiecalls or whatever they are called because they realized that relationships are just about sex.

>>38132879
Watch movies
Play vidya
Cuddle
I have hobbies and talents, just no one who would appreciate them

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>>38132721
Here is Colonel Muammar Mohammed Abu Minyar Gaddafi, May he Rest in Peace, the leader of the Great Libyan Arab Jamiryiha. He has visited your soul to help you regain control within your own mind and soothe your aches.

>>38132721
ITS NOT YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR FAULT ITS NOT YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR FAULT YOU DESERVE IT ITS NOT YOUR FAULT ITS NOT YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR FAULT ITS NOT YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR FAULT YOU DONT DESERVE IT ITS YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR FAULT ITS NOT YOUR FAULT ITS NOT YOUR FAULT

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>>38132923
To the prison camp you go.

He broke down because he wasnt cool enough to be anikan anymore.

Feelsbadman

>>38133736
):

I wonder what he's up to now

but now enough to look it up

>>38132692
>he actually fell for the grad school meme

i am very suspicious abou where those veggies have been

>>38132715
They're farm grown, organic veggies. There's nothing dangerous on them.

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>"Come on anon, wouldn't you rather eat something tastier with me?"

>>38132601
no it doesn't, that only happens if you are desperate enough to fall for some degenerate.

Just get yourself a basement "girlfriend"

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the soul crushing elements of /r9k/ are quite active today I notice

Failed normie(male) here...
Need more info on the situation.
Where does each of you live?
How much did you live with eachother(how much time did you two spent with eachother)
Did something happen between you two before that?
Etc. Etc.

>>38132620
We live an hour away from each other and we see each other on weekends but he's going through depression right now and is becoming withdrawn.

I told him i'd give him the space he needed but i don't know how to proceed from there. I have depression too but we are both dealing with it differently. Give any advice if you can.

>>38132784
Need more info on that.

How did he say that he wants a break?
How long since he said it?
Did you keep in contact with him?
Does he still text with you?
What sort of "break" are we talking about?
Break like "we cut contact for a few weeks" or "i want to be alone irl for a time"?

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Yez indeede

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if you were the wood and the woodchuck was your father and he viewed you as a failure?

- three hundred jet engines strapped to your mouth
- one minute alone with all the flies that have lived in your house

>>38132452
I wanna know who the fuck is this

>>38132452
REEEEEEEEEEE WHERE'S MY GAMER GF. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Every time I come on /r9k/, I'm even further convinced to download tinder.

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>>38132444
"Don't feel bad, champ. It's all about going out there and giving your best. And the way to do that is to show up there, speak with the manager about a job, and give him a nice, firm handshake."

>>38132444
You're not alone, anon. I feel the same.
Why are you ashamed of yourself?

Me too OP. I think reality wasn't made for people like me

>>38132385
holy shit she looks just like my cousin

skin sheds man,
I just peeled off part of my lips today.
No big deal.

>>38132385
Rape her ex boyfriend in front of her
That's the only and correct answer
No homo btw

ok
> scream: open this pit up !
>run into that fag on my right

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>>38132330
I would rather shit in my hands and clap

>>38132330
haha yeah ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-vtfnOgyrc

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YOU'RE MY FAV0URITE RAPPER NOW
YEAH DUDE I BETTER BE
OR YOU CAN FUCKING KISS MY ASS: HUMAN CENTIPEDE

AYO PIERRE U WANNA COME OUT HERE!!

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ALL THESE HOES GON FLOCK

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>>38132229
iktf anon
origorig

I haven't fapped in about 10 days now, and it wasn't even on purpose. It's not that hard. Not for me, anyway.

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>>38132398
and why is that anon? Are you doing something special?
preoccupied somewhere perhaps

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>>38132226
THEY AREN'T EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE, WHITE WOMEN WOULD RATHER FUCK A DOG THAN A LONELY MANLET BETA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI

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>>38132318
HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH THIS?!?

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>>38132348
ABSOLUTE TRASH, YOU THOUGHT WOMEN WERE BAD FOR HAVING SEX WITH BLACK MEN?

only if you don't recycle it

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only if you're not eating mine

>>38132353
>ywn experience something like pic related
Why live