what do vagina's taste like /r9k/?
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>>37913932
This isn't the right board to ask this, anon. All of us are virgins that larp from time to time.
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>>37913932
like rusty coins.
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>>37913957
There has to be at least one person in here that has eaten a girl out
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Any Carcass fans on here?/Extreme metal general
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>Extreme metal general
edgy teen neckbeard detected
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>>37913895
I drink Mountain Dew do you like Mountain Dew
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anything like slam death and brutal death is just trash. pestilence is good, though. also all new metal is shite.
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Depressing songs thread 2017-06-23 08:38:40 Post No.37913797
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I guess I'll go first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kGKlZx3R3Y
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>>37913797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swYdKF1MpWg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vd1N97C5no
BLEEEEEED ON MEEEEEEEEEEEE
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https://youtu.be/P-4hPeBisKw
>THEY AT IT AGAIN AGNUS
>THOSE AUTISTS WON'T STOP PARTY POSTING
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>>37913775
Sorrrrryy for party rockin
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dang man stop being so stuck up and join the party
EVERY DAY IM SH-SHUFFLING
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>2011
YEAAAAH THAT'S THE CREW THAT I'M REPPIN
ON THE RISE TO THE TOP NO LED IN OUR ZEPPELIN
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what's for dinner, robots?
23/06/2017
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>>37913688
That look disgusting, OP. Who would make that?
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>>37913739
Americans.
t.
An american who went out with friends who ordered that shit last night
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>>37913753
>ordered
Wait, this is from a restaurant?
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JUST FUCK ME UP
>go on Tinder
>only match with Subway ads for about a month or two
>finally match with someone
>my type in both looks and personality
>we talk, she calls me cute several times, sends a picture of her in her underwear
>asks if I wanna meet up with her
>EverythingsComingUpMillhouse.mp4
>the day comes
>shave, shower, wear brand-new shirt with my nicest shoes and pants
>meet up with her
>we start talking
>not two minutes in, she says "By the way, this isn't a date or anything, I have a boyfriend"
>I still stay for the rest of the not-a-date
>go home
>eat subway
>cry
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Harsh. The subway ad euphemism for fat girls got me dude nice touch
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>>37913699
it wasn't even a euphemism. I mean actual advertisements for subway on Tinder
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She told you she had a boyfriend because she wanted you to be an alpha and cuck him. That being said, bullet dodged.
Ex-robot here. Things my girlfriend has said to me:
>'My ex-boyfriend was buff and had a really big cock. Your erect penis is the same size as his flaccid penis.'
>'... but sex with you is the best I've ever had.'
>'I've been facefucked/fucked in the park/in the ass/while tied up, etc. etc. etc.'
>'... But I'm more mature now and those sort of things don't interest me anymore'
>'I was really hesitant about you because you don't have a job and my best friend told me to ditch you.'
>'... oh by the way, my best friend has a new boyfriend. He's an ex-con who's just served 10 years in jail for armed robbery.'
>'I've fucked 18 guys before you.'
>'I tell my best friend everything.'
>'... so I told her you suffer from premature ejaculation.'
I never hated women until I actually got a girlfriend. Don't fall for the girlfriend meme.
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>>37913645
Tee hee. Reality is a fucking bitch.
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Women don't talk like that, you sperg.
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>>37914192
I'm paraphrasing, of course, but everything up there is something she's told me at one point or another in the space of three months.
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"hurrr please do not kill yourself people care about you deeerrrr"
Why do normies keep saying this? Let's just face it, some people are simply lost causes and they are better of dead than living a miserable life.
Yes, some people just go through rough times and need help, but others are simply doomed. There should be a free eutanasia programs out there to help those people.
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>>37913602
The normie need backs to stand on and feel better about themselves
So in a way the "lost causes" have a purpose as foot stools and stairs
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>>37913602
Come to belgium, there is assisted suicide here
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>>37913602
Normies only say that because they want the morale high ground. At the end of the day, they really don't care about anyone other than themselves.
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There's a series of words that only have equivalents for 1, 2 and 3.
So like first, second, third.
Duology, Trilogy and so on.
Can you think of what it is?
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uno dos tres
I win
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Primary, secondary, tertiary
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>>37913613
That's fucking it. Thanks, it was driving me mad.
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Why do you have no friends /r9k/ ?
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well for one, my conversational skills are completely kaput
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I stopped talking to them when my oneitus died four years ago.
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>>37913503
I'm quiet, never laugh, don't tell jokes, don't like to hang out when people invite me
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Why was he constantly throwing drinks at people?
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Dude was just a party animal that wanted everyone to get drunk with him. Stupid whores around him were just lightweights.
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got off of tor to sayELLIOT RODGER IS A FUCKING LEGEND
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Hey OP, just wanted to say..
Sorry for party rocking.
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My sister wants me to take her and her friends to the beach tomorrow. How do I take full advantage of this?
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Have sex with the friend.
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Be a good brother and enjoy your time out with your sister and her friends?
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Hide in the nearby bushes and fap while they are sunbathing
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Who here /nopoop/?
Day 12 here. I can already feel the toxins leaving my body. I can lift heavier weights, my voice sounds deeper and I'm super confident now!
The only kinda weird parts are that first of all, I'm constantly walking like a john wayne cowboy and second, a day or two ago, I heard this really weird "breaking" or "cracking sound" inside my body along with a really sharp pain, and since then, it kind of feels like I can feel a bunch of liquid pooling in my back when I lie down. I'm pretty sure those are normal though.
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>>37913417
>/nopoop/
That's for pussies who can't withstand /nobreath/
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>>37913417
A thread died for this garbage
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>bunch of faggots shitting on nofap because they cant put aside their primal urges
Sad!
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Anyone here discouraged from even trying to get a girlfriend?
Most incels seem to cope by self-improvement and socializing in vain attempts to woo girls (think early Chris-chan "boyfriend-free girl" tier). But some have lost all hope and the prospect of ever having sex doesn't motivate them anymore.
I'm not ugly, fairly tall, educated, and not broke. At one point I had a high-paying job, which I quit. It's demoralizing to think that almost half of my income went to taxes, which were in part transferred to anonymous, undeserving women.
In economic statistics, discouraged workers are not counted towards the unemployment rate, painting an official picture that everything is just fine, even though there are millions of able men without work. The sexual market mirrors this hidden truth, that there are many incels largely ignored by society, and effectively all women.
Porn and video games are such an effective anesthetic for the modern man, that without them I fear for violence waiting to happen.
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>>37913403
HTF do you end up like this? Not to be Chad but HTF do you manage to not have confidence in that situation?
How incel are you really?
Maybe I'm just optimistic but I've had some success in the past and I know with more effort I could get a gf again (pls no bully). I'm nothing close to your success. Short and only a bit richer than average.
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If I get a gf, assuming such a thing is possible, it wouldn't end well. I'm too emotionally starved and I'm a clingy fucker and I'd probably be cheated on or something. Idk, it's not really worth it. I don't see it going well at all.
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>>37913512
It's quite circumstantial. I was working in the Bay Area tech scene. There are many like me, not enough women to go around and the ones there think they're 9s when they're actually 6s.
>>37913560
I feel the same way. It gets deeper though. A rejection from one girl might as well be a rejection from the entire female gender. Without other girls to like you, how will any girl know you are desirable? This may be generalizing too much but women do seem to have this hive mind and collectively know which men are of breeding stock and which are not.
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>conquer Egypt
>you're a filthy overweight, Macedonian NEET-tier armor shiner
>you somehow get caught up with an execution squad
>make your way through bloodied halls and rooms
>screaming and raping going on all around
>pass by a door that nobody notices is still closed
>open it
>see pic related
>she desperately falls to your feet
>"I-I've always wanted to meet the man who'd singlehandedly conquer m-my husbands kingdom"
>"please, if you spare me I will become your eternal cumslave lest the n-next man contests me!"
>out of the corner of your eye, you Chaddus Thunderuscok'niss striding down the hall towards your room
>his cock is flopping hungrily, tip edges in blood from the hymen of lolis
>the door refuses to close shut
wat do
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>>37913328
That's a tranny btw
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>>37913355
Good, then Chad will stay away and I can actually get an erection.
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>>37913355
nonsummerjack, a female(XX) cosplayer
https://twitter.com/monhannoero