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>was walking home alone from school, like always
>decide to run like naruto because i'm autistic af
>think i'm alone
>whole class was actually on the other side of the road
>proceed to be called narutotist (they thought it was funny because lol naruto autist haha)
>felt bad the whole year
Side note: i really like that picture, are you the photographer?

>>35947844
>i really like that picture, are you the photographer

No but thank you for sharing.

>used to make dinosaur sounds in English class
>even the Stacy English teacher was laughing at me

>>35947844
you made this up you liar

>>35947775
yep, especially the alt-right losers who think they're special because asian women are desperate for them

>>35947775
I feel like a lot of the smartfags have left
memes are way lower in quality now and the ones that are at all clever are HAHA BLUE TEAM or HAHA RED TEAM which makes them shit

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>>35947811
>alt-right losers
This is what I mean, you already bringing /pol/ in.
Can you just stop it?

I got a job like everyone said, but it just reminds me how bad my state of mind has gotten. While on the job, I feel spaced out, like I'm not actually there and "in-the-moment". I still have to pretend I'm like everyone else, though, and this seems like it'll screw me up in the long run.

I mean, fuck, it's gotten so bad that being on break is worse than working because it reminds me how boring everything is to me. I really don't know what happened.

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>wake up feeling great
>laughing at the merged boards
>having an amazing day
>oneitis texts me

>>35948437
I feel exactly like that all the time. Never thought I'd come across another person with the same experience. From what ive gathered, it's a symptom of chronic depression.
>>35948868
Why would you be unhappy with your oneitis texting you anon?

>>35947694
Show him ylilauta and spurdo

>>35947694
why would you want finland nuked?
in finland rn and pretty comfy desu

>>35947694

>thinking Finland is a real country

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>googled alcohol pepe
>first time drinking
>thinks he's one of the big kids now
>litterally all normies do this shit
>wants attention anyways

>>35947689
600mg ibuprofen (brand name motrin)
1000mg Tylenol.
Glass of water, food.

All better!

>>35947689
wew lad, get some painkillers down you, drink plenty of water and eat some healthy meals to get those nutrients back and you'll be fine.

Any proof Anon?

That sounds rough

>>35947610
>Is it time to an hero
pretty much, yeah.

don't really know how you can bounce back from something like this, unless she's a total megaturboslut and would fuck anything if it had a dick on it.

More importantly, why did your father fuck your girlfriend?
sounds like a double homicide + suicide case, Watson

But I am a tranny that's dating beautiful women.

That's because women see them as safe. More proof we are fucked.

>>35947607
>BBC

I've never seen more bias in my fucking life. What a disgrace.

>>35947557
Automation induced mass unemployment will collapse the whole thing.

>wants to live in Africa

Wow. Stupid people really do get what they deserve.

>>35947557

Learn a trade, start your own business, profit.

Those cubicle jobs will be replaced by AI anyway soon.

>>35947433
We merged with lgbt years ago

>r9k merges with cgl

please. pleeeease.

>>35947468
LAWD KEK PLS MAKE IT SO

no board merges here, gtfo
>mfw normies

>>35947362
Yep. Totally accurate, I can see most of this board on the far right.

>>35947362
Me on the middle right.

>>35947305
I bet you don't even spent 1 hour outside a week.

>>35947428
Yes but it's my choice
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Brb tendies are done

>>35947305
Wagecucks provide for themselves. Neetcucks are like fish in aquarium. You have to feed them and take care of the tank, otherwise they will die.

>>35947287
you are dumb for working a 40 hour week while barely making ends meet
she is the smart one t.bh

>>35947287
Blame the fat shit Dr. Phill who saw a few bucks and ended up creating this monstrosity

Degeneracy + Capitalism = WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT?

Well it looks like it has reset because its past midnight in qld australia so rip, fun while it lasted

Now it's back to normal? But then the combined boards came back? Can someone help wtf is going on?
>H E L P A S A P
>E
>L
>P

>A
>S
>A
>P

List of combined boards
>/can/ animals/cute
mix of /an/ animals & nature and /c/ anime & cute
>/cock/ comics & cartoons & cooking
Mix of /co/ comics & cartoons and /ck/ food & cooking
>/fap/ fashion & photography
Mix of /fa/ fashion and /p/ photography
>/fitlit/ well-rounded citizens
Mix of /fit/ fitness and /lit/ literature
>/mo/ mecha & auto
Mix of /m/ mecha and /o/ auto
>/mlpol/ my little politics
Mix of /mlp/ my little pony and /pol/ politically incorrect

>>35947171
>babby's first mescaline experience

Good for you. Enjoy it mang.

>>35947171
>no mania, psychosis
Well aren't you lucky, you fucking neurotypical normie.

And then what happened?

Dont leave us hagning anon

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really? What were you fingering yourself? What happened after he walked in?

>being a faggot
>living with your dad still

Gas yourself