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So what happened with that "free speech rally" in Santa Monica today you advertised for the last month? I went to the location today and it was empty, but across the street by the pier there was a tiny ass gathering which was practically ignored since it was right next to some human rights in China activism concert.

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>>380945969 (OP)
tsk, tsk, tsk. another mindless simpleton has stepped into my realm *i grab your head* there's still time to apologize *i throw you against the bloody wall* i'll teach you, not that your petty brain will understand *i get out my poisoned kris +9* eat this, little bitch! *i slice your shins* "ahh! what the fu-" *you stop yelling in awe of my blade collection* oh, you like them don't you? heheh, they'll be going through your skull soon *you scream but nobody hears as i punch your throat* what's wrong, bitch? choking on your idiocy? that's pathetic *snickers* heh, get ready for this, little bitch! *my eyes glow red as the floor starts shaking* "n-no! what the fuck?!?" *you try and punch me as i fade away* "HUH?!?!" heheh, i'm right here! *i appear behind you and shoot blue flames through my palms like azula from avatar the last airbender* it's too late now! *you try to get away but you fail and get burned* "aaarrrgghhh!!!!" you like that, bitch? don't worry, there's more where that came from! poison breath! go! ARIGATO! *WHOOSH* "aaarrgghhh!!!!" *the fumes surround you as you start choking* "wh-where the fuck did you go?!? show yourself!" *you cough and wheeze* too late, bitch. i'm everywhere... EAT THIS!!! *in one motion, i unbuckle my katana made of solid titanite from my black belt, unsheathe it and slice your right hand off and re-sheathe it while laughing* "ARRGGH!!!! you won't get away with this!!!!" heheh, i already have!! *the smoke instantly clears to reveal me in super sayain level 10 and fully charged up with rainbow hair* "n-no!!! stop!!!!" too late! *i use my telekinesis to throw my blade collection through your stomach one by one* "AAARRGGHHHH!!" this ends here! *i fly towards you at mach 50 and drive my katana through your skull* *you slump over and die as i clean all my blades of your worthless blood* hmph, once again i have cut a worthless object *i teleport inside you as you explode* nothin personnel *i put up my hoodie and fly away*.

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Times you epicly trolled yourself Thread.

I trolled myself recently by inventing a s4s meme 2 years ago then having it used on me out of the blue.

Me: i think im allergic to something in here i keep sneezing
Friend: have u tried drinking watere
Me: I trolled myself

Pic related, it's a trollface

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Hey soc

Come check out our little discord server. Were a modest discord with a nice community of diverse people:

EGSzw

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Why are dogs so loving and forgiving? Pic related is my dog, he is a Great Dane mixed with German Shepard and is 2 years old. For the last 2 years, this dog has revealed to me how shitty I am, and how much I've had to change. I'm a much better person now since I've had my dog, I can't comprehend what life is like without my dog in my life.

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>may all robots be happy
>may all robots be healthy
>may all robots be free from suffering

How goes your day, /r9k/? When I woke up I mentally resisted the urge to check my phone first thing, so I ended up laying in bed for about an hour doing nothing, lol. Other than that my day has been pretty usual, except I made a banana smoothie for lunch.

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Guys, I think my bull is broken. Did I prep him wrong, or should I keep going?

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What does your cuckshed look like? Pic related, Jamal just built it for me. With the marble countertops, full kitchen and plasma TV inside, he must really love my wife.

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Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings.

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I don't want to play anymore

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Keeping up her rhythm, she scooted closer and nuzzled against me. I came back up onto my hands and felt her softly kissing my shoulder. Through my ragged breaths I beckoned her on. Her breasts pressed into my back as she lovingly worked my cock and prostate.

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women can do anything, dumb, stupid, cute, cringe and still be loved.


Why are guys this beta?

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Who here planning on killing themselves at age
30?

How do you want to go?

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WHO THE FUCC STILL UP THO
WORKIN THT TRAP
|DOIN SOM REAL NIGGA SHIT
DONT 4GET TO SMASH DAT (YOU)

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I'm a roastie and even I can't defend this shit