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>>36655489
I still think it was worth it for them to have won because the left still hasn't learned a lesson. but I reluctantly voted hilary. I get to laugh at both sides with a sense of moral superiority

This is a board for tulpas you dweeb

Because they believe that having a low IQ in large numbers automatically makes you smarter.

Holy shit, hit the nail right on the head there

I just put it to scenes in the movie/book series I'll never make.

>>36655430
>can't relate at all
are you sure you guys are robots?

well i dont know what to tell u

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I will never be loved.

I will never have a girlfriend.

Who cares? I certainly don't. Not one bit at all.

>>36655419
I wiII Iove you

>>36655383
Make sure your penis goes into her vagina.

>probably

How so, OP?
What is your current situation.

>>36655383
Be sure to deflate her vagina when you go down on her so it will feel better.

>>36655382
Do not even think of going to a bar after dropping acid.

T. Druggo degenerate.

>>36655382
bump for interest.

Been wanting to know for a long time. I really doubt it will make you a chad, just some guy tweeking out in the corner

>>36655451
why not lad? can a beer really fuck me up?
i don't have any friends to talk to while on acid, and i dont want to spend it sitting in my room shitposting on 4chan

>>36655367
thats not the probability of winning, that's just the number of outcomes.

its the probability of something having happened, but not the probability of something happened. and since history is determined, my loss chance is actually closer to 100%

>>36655367
I do

Had to take a programming class for my degree so I made an rng for lotto numbers, been playing quite a bit.

>>36655367
Actually it's you win or you lose or you lose or you lose or you lose or you lose (x15,000,000)...

Should I kill myself? Anonzas

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>>36655243
Wouldn't you rather have an affectionate and openly emotional girlfriend who's dripping with passion at all times?

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>>36655243
I can feel this feel, but only if she still acts like a tomboy. she has to do stuff that are interesting, not just be completely emotionless. Kyoko is a good kuudere.

Nah, my brother understands and I couldn't give a fuck about giving closure to the rest of my family.

I might. If I were to do so I'd keep it simple along the lines of "I just couldn't be bothered anymore. Goodbye(hopefully.)"

Yeah, I want them to understand.

if it's worthless then no

>>36655147
School or college?

>>36655147
I swear to God online school is 1000x worse than traditional school. I went to an online high school for two years and did so poorly I failed. You have to sit in front of a computer, alone, for 8+ hours a day.

>>36655086
>baseball with the neighbors
>my dad and someone else's dad trying to teach me to hit the ball
>I keep missing every single time
>they get more and more frustrated
>they start counting each try to encourage/motivate me
>we reach 100 tries and I still fail
>all the other kids are bored of waiting, it's gotten quiet outside, my dad and the other kids dad are completely unable to understand how I'm such a failure
Pretty much sums up my entire life, actually.

>>36655086
>very young
>at a day care with a bunch of other kids where the one lady that watched us there never actually did
>some kids were outside, some were inside
>there was a swing set outside in the back yard that we would play on that was in the corner of the yard by a fence, right behind the kissing pool
>here a loud crash one day
>kids frantically panicking
>one of the little girls goes "Justin swung over the swingset! Justin swung over the swingset!"
>run outside fast as my little legs would take me
>see little Justin crying and embedded in the busted fence that was behind the swingset
>adults from next door and everyone else rushing out to help him
>mostly just hear him crying over everyone else going "oh my god" and whatnot.

It's funny because that was a thing that we were always doing, trying to do a full 360 over the swingset

>Live in a cul de sac where the exit is slightly downward sloping
>Be outside after school
>neighbor girl pushing another in a little plastic car
>Car begins rolling away into the more busy street
>Entitled dumbasses around here like to speed
>Suddenly hear horns and screech
>Heart fucking pounding
>Preparing myself for something terrible
>I don't even know what to expect or what I'm going to see
>Basic bitch Stacey mom gets out of minivan with little girl in plastic car 10 Feet in front of her
>It's literally nothing
Life continues on

>falling for the wageslave meme
>listening to normies

Also, working at Burger King isn't exactly a job where you can get a gf.

>>36655074
Yeah, this is a meme.

I've worked as a middle school teacher for two years. All my female coworkers or either middle-aged or young Stacies who are engaged to their bromax boyfriends. There are no prospects in sight.

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Get /fit/

Squats and oats

Still wondering.

Still curious.

These are not tales you want to hear my friend, go stare at any other train wreck.
Don't think about it, just trust me and do yourself a favor by staying away.

These stories can't be explained properly and quickly, they require watching many videos. Reading hundreds of threats and dozens of hours of skype logs, even then you barely even understand the first couple layers of this disaster.

>>36655050
Having sex with my girlfriend every night

Yeah

>when my oneitis cheers me as I clutch a 1v3 in cs

>>36655050
actually yes, when you make a picture, post it, and then see anons reposting it

also there was one time when I got sextuplets and got a huge pile of replies, back before they were (You)s. That was a pretty good feel.

I knew a similar girl once. She dumped her bf (who was my good buddy) because he wasn't obedient enough and she used my another buddy as a replacement. She considered him a mere pet. A massive psycho, but she was pretty cool, we laughed together at her new obedient slave.

self bump, fuck yall i put effort into being not retarded

>>36655719
Sounds like you're just as bad.

Is she emo/goth/scene etc?

He spans /co/ with shitty goth threads I'd be surprised if she wasn't

Wait Pan uses 4chan? Damn dude.

Wait what the fuck, I only missed three podcast?!?!?