Why are dogs such good friends?
>>37378384
kys fucking loser degenerate
Because we created them to be exactly that
>>37378410
But why? Dogs are good friends. Dont you have a doggo?
What does it mean when a girl calls herself "alternative"?
>>37378284
She is a slut that likes to wear black and dye her hair odd colors.
contrarian slut.
It means she's into goth Chad
Discuss bellies, post bellies etc.
Bellies - I must shit but have no mouth
Another belly thread?
I love belly threads
Will dump for a bit. Bellies of various sizes and shapes
need me a mommy gf with a biq soft belly desu
why do we associate bellies with comfort and maternity?
Big tits are disgusting
yes or no
>on a girl I like
yes, I want to titty fuck them all day
>on a girl I don't like
not one bit
those ones, yes
Absolutely not. -
ROBOTS FUCKING HELP ME AND MY FRIENDS.
LAST NIGHT WE SENT A DICK PIC TO A FEMINIST FACEBOOK PAGE AND WE GOT A MESSAGE SAYING ''I AM LAWYER FEYZA'' OR SOME SHIT AND SHE SAID WE WILL MEET IN COURT.WE FIRST LAUGHED BUT WE DID SOME RESEARCH ABOUT HER AND WE LEARNED SHE IS ACTUALLY A FAMOUS LEGIT LAWYER AND ALSO A WRITER.NOW SHE WROTE TO US AGAIN SAYING WE WILL PAY FOR WHAT WE DID.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO ARE WE FUCKED? WILL WE HAVE TO PAY SOME HUGE MONEY OR SOME SHIT
Tell her to send time stamped titys or gtfo
OP's friend here. We closed our fake accounts if this matters. Do we really fucked up?
Send her another dick picture
Here we will separate the boys from the men.
How do you like your animu more: dubbed or subbed?
I don't watch it
Anime is kind of shit
Japan is overrated
>>37377746
Dubbed, sorry
Hey femanon, why are you wearing a sweater?
i would never hang around basic white girls like that
>>37377696
f-femanon?? no... you see. i-i'm actually a guy. i'm just w-wearing a sweater because i have gyno from low t in my developmental years. p-please don't bully me s-stacies
>>37377696
I don't get why white people consider themselves the most attractive race when that's considered "hot" to them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc
everyone hates betas males and none of you will EVER get a gf
kill yourself
saged
robot waifus will BTFO worthless whores
>>37377583
You're only 2 days late with this thread.
Saged
>>37377615
>>37377632
woah link me to the previous threads
I feel like I summed up most of the posters here
tfw too much of a shitty beta to be god properly
>>37377466
I look a lot like my nigga Jotaro Kujo.
>>37377466
Id say killua is a lot like me. We are very arrogant and come from an affluent family.
What's the best way to get an average looking cowtits gf?
>>37377451
Be there early. She will have many guys around her who are trying to get to those.
>big tits
>broad hips
>small feet
>not obese
>7+/10 face
>>>>>>>>average
>>37377451
>that girl
>average
She is 8/10 at least you don't stand a chance. She is looking for chad.
>this is somebody's son
>>37377411
how do i get a "son" like this?
>>37377411
>tfw if you could go back you'd be doing this shit from 13
>>37377448
pretty much. if I had known 13 years later I'd be fat and miserable, I would have started being a gay slut at 13 and let older men take advantage of me.
oh well...
>go interview for a few different entry level minimum wage customer support positions
>had practiced for days with family maintaining eye contact, a normal resting face, good vocal tones and steady voice overall, and giving non-spergy answers
>do not get any of the jobs
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG?!!!
>>37377339
It's not you dude, unfortunately the managers are just hiring their friends or their friends kids. You gotta network
M8 they usually hire women for those positions.
Some guys can get hired too but the bar is much higher. You have to be a social rock star as a guy to get hired for that kind of job, and while you were probably functional enough in the interview, there was still likely something kind of off about you. You could still probably do the job just fine but why hire you when there is an abundance of women applying, and some super smooth half breeds?
You might be able to get hired at a survey taking call center though
>>37377374
>you gotta network
I have no one to network with. my parents don't have many contacts because they kind of keep to themselves, and my siblings don't like me enough to put themselves on the line for me.
>>37377404
>you might be able to get hired at a survey taking call center
other anons have recommended the same thing. unfortunately, the closest one is over an hour away by car (and I take the bus).
Should I make an OKC eventhough I am a bit ashamed of my failure of life?
I used to have tinder (made with a fb that only included my first name since I do not use fb). I liked tinder because it was pretty safe and anonymous, people were only able to see you once unless you matched them, so slim chances your face & bio would be all over the internet for all eternity. But i'm just not lucky there and basicly I don't think tinder is for serious shit while I secretly would want something more serious by now.
Been thinking about okc and it sounds alright due to the sophisticated matching system but I just dont know, you are basicly all out in the open there and everybody can see you as many times as you want.
What should I do guys?
>>37377267
Nobody is going to reply. Don't waste your time. Made a profile last year, still zero replies.
>>37377267
Effort in = effort out. You get what time you put into any dating app.
>>37377334
Ok thanks for your reply but this doesn't have to. I mean I got lucky on tinder once too in the past so it might be so again.
Jesus fucking Christ is this an ad or are they trying to make people want to kill themselves?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_jX5ulgOc4
I want to fucking kill myself watching this shit.
>>37377032
>tfw when you can live similarly to video, but don't want to
>>37377077
What art thou mean by this?
>>37377032
Not shown:
>Getting harassed by the locals to "buy my shit"
>Constantly getting leered at
>Fucking call to prayer at some dumb hour in the morning when I'm trying to fucking sleep
>A coup happening
Turkey is shit, don't go there
I was having a bad day when I drove past a Little Caesars pizza. I ordered the lunch special with a refreshing Pepsi soda and I went from having a bad day to feeling happy and content
>>37376810
>mfw live right next to a bakery
>tfw I haven't had crazy bread in three hundred years
I WANT IT SO BAD
>americans are this indoctrinated
no wonder you guys are so obese