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the age gap isn't genetic, but rather the fact that men almost always work harder and do more dangerous things than women.

>>37677465
That's because you're 5 years old.

> having any interest in living past 30

why are you here normalfag

My goal is to just be in the normal weight range to stop being a statistic for obesity. Also being able to wear normal size clothes fresh out of the dryer and have them just fit would be nice

>>37677142
>I wanna be a fucking chubby chaser
lol
also
>jogging when you're fat
don't do that. You'll just fuck up your knees. Do cycling instead

With you. Counting calories. Not eating dinner. About a month in. Also working out but if I don't get a run in in the morning I get exausted after wage work. Also it's like 110 here by noon. Also addicted to sugar. Hard to break those habits. I'm down 10 in a month. Should be doing better.

For sex, no limit within legal bounds
For relationship, I just have to say that the younger the woman is the more unbearable she is to be around.

Not really.

But you better not be coworkers.

Half your age plus seven, so they say.

>>37676767
What do you do for work?

you have been muted for 5 seconds because your comment was not original

i wanna be that girl

>>37676767
do fake titties still feel pain and how big of a hit can they take?

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>>37676465
>2017
>Still taking a martial art that's for children

yeah because self defense makes you a fuckin weirdo...

>>37676483
>2017
>i dont have a comeback but fuck you

>>37676319
>used my autistic sister for sexual relief
>eat from the trash sometimes
>don't clean the cum of my handsand floor when i fap
>browse porn in the table when eating
>use shorts everyday
>dropped out of highschool and quit my job
>i believe im the chosen one
>spit inside my house on the floor
>killed my pet to not feed/take care of him
>told my mom "why did you have me? imnot good and only cause disgraces for everyone i should kill myself" she started crying and tried to take me to a psychologist i declined of course

>>37676319
> lazy to lift toliet seat and piss in the sink

Holy shit anon you need some serious help.

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>>37676477
If /b/ took form of a person you would be it.

Not a compliment

I listen to Yugoslav war songs mostly. Serbians had the best music during the time

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>>37676142
UZ MARSALA TITA

>>37676334
i think bosnian is better desu
only serb singer i like is roki vulovic

obviously you already know the answer deep down. stop asking for advice and stop eating and start working out. just imagine what it would be like to not be skinnyfat until you're not anymore.

>>37675962
Eat healthy and workout. Cardio will burn the most calories but you'll look like shit so lift some weights and do some core exercises too. Read the fucking sticky

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>>37675962
>tfw skinny but low body fat
if I lost a bit of muscle on my upper arms I could be a qt trap

>>37675953
Haha, that's pretty good OP. I wonder if anyone else gets it? Not gonna spoil it, I suppose.

>>37675953
Is this the one about the green sound waves?
No wait that was something else.

>newfags wont get this
Sad!

I don't originally get it

>>37675887
Sounds like what happens if you fuck with the physics in San Andreas

What the fuck is this orginalano

>>37675879
go to night school. less normies and you can do something other than shitposting.

>>37675933
That could be a good idea, night school is just full of adults right? like people in their 30s-40s?

>>37675933
Na fuck high school i had a teacher, a fucking teacher, that dropout at ops age got his GED and went to college asap now he left the shity job he had which was teaching high schoolers and is now a geologists over in Antarctica, so op if want to get life started go to college

Is this dodgeball

I hope he fucking dies

Yeah I'm sore fuck you

OOGA BOOGA ME PUT ROCK IN HOOP

>>37675721
>start several conversations about vidya or life
>they die within 2 responses
>somebody edgeposts some alt-right stuff
>3 hours of "debate"

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>>37675721
This happens to me typically within 30 minutes.
We need more piety friendly servers.

>>37675772
yooo thanks for posting again, I needed to filter you.

>>37675715
>how was today?
I was depressed all day but I managed to have a normal enough da
>what did you do?
went to work and worked on stuff I didnt' care about all day
>did you want to do something today?
Yeah, homework
>what do you hope to get done tomorrow?
more homework

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I'l go first with my normie-life

>How was today?
It was OK, it was nice to get a normal day of work between two really hectic life-events.
>What did you do?
My 9 to 5 and on my lunch break I talked to my recruiter. Spent the afternoon going running and packing for tomorrow.
>Did you want to do something today?
I was hoping to get a little more cleaning done tonight but otherwise I did all I needed to today.
>What do you hope to do tomorrow
Another 9 to 5, let my boss know I'll be leaving my job in the next couple months for basic and get to mom's with no car issues (was a huge problem last week, managed though) to do laundry for my vacation this week.

>How was today?
Okay I guess, same as always
>>What did you do?
Finished setting up my new gaming pc with saved up NEETbux
>Did you want to do something today?
I wanted to emulate some ps2 games but I ended up spending 7 hours fixing software
>What do you hope to get done tomorrow?
Emulate some ps2 games

My first real crush in highschool initially entertained me then I became super obsessive and made an ass of myself for a month or more.

Afterwards, I made sure to invite girls for dates after some days of conversation so I couldn't build up a crush on air but they all said no.

This is my love life, what did you expect?
Anyway, just go to some public baths to fuck other gay guys.

well op, first you need to ask yourself. you're posting this story on the internet to a bunch of strangers. you could be asking for genuine advice, or you are feeding your ego and telling the story the way you want to hear it to make yourself feel a certain way (not always better). either way, breakups are complicated. it's best to be civilized but to not let your passion die. turn the propane down to simmer, naw mean. when you have a break up, it's best to treat it like taking space away from others for yourself. rediscover what makes you happy and what you take for granted etc etc and hope that it makes you a better person, for yourself, not for them. if this guy is just an asshole you don't want him back. but follow your heart, not telling you to hate him or choose to think about the negatives. clear your mind, listen to your intuition, and if you can't stop being a bitch, that's okay. but you'll only become a broken identity-less loser if you hold on to your short comings and succumb to pain

>>37675720
whatever you gotta say to yourself and others to be satisfied with fucking dudes in the public bath!!!!!