Why can't I stop wanting to be a little boy again? Why do all my peers look older than me when I see them?
>>35418475
>Why can't I stop wanting to be a little boy again?
take hormones and you can be a little boy forever
>>35418475
because you're a genetically inferior male. you will never look like a REAL man, just a little bitchboy at best. i suggest getting on hrt asap to redeem yourself
>>35418475
also post more mado gifs
Daily Asian woman hate thread
Reminder
>>35388453
Friday
>500 replies
Must have been a shitshow, is there anything worth reading in that thread? No memes.
I like asian women but i'm afraid of talking to them and getting accused of having yellow fever
Are fish tacos actually good or are they a meme?
>>35418436
Depends on where you get them. But no, it isn't a meme. They're fan fucking tastic.
with no veggies yeah
>>35418436
Fish taco is my fav taco
For any of you who admit that you have a serious drinking problem, what's your regimen?
nice boots, fag
>>35418411
Well, what about you, OP?
I was never a daily drinker - but I would get black out drunk 2-3 times per week. Anywhere from just one full bottle of liquor over the course of a few hours, to that plus another half bottle of liquor. I have always stuffed my face when I eat and chugged anything I drank, and when I started drinking booze it didn't seem to be an exception.
>>35418411
>8-15 drinks a night
>eat a small meal before
>12 ounces of water with each drink
>salty meal before bed
>400 mg ibuprofen before bed
>potassium and salty meal for breakfast
>another 400 mg ibuprofen
>1/4 gallon water
Guaranteed hangover protection.
>tfw cyberbullied this poor autist over the course of 3 years when I was in high school
>tfw played melodramatic mind-games with him and spoiled the only thing he actually enjoyed, editing a wiki for a nintendo game
>tfw feel bad about it now, but I was a loser in high school so this made me feel better at the time
anyone can relate to this feel?
Go here >>>/adv/ you will feel with the feelio's...
>>35418434
okay, i will
origiall
So friendos, how did your day go?
>woke up at 10
>get ready for work
>leave for work at like 11:50
>got my liscene yesterday so today was first day I drove myself to work
>get to work at like 12:30, have half an hour till I'm clock in
>got there earlier enough that our bistro still has tendies
>get tendies meal with mashed tatoes and wedges
>go into break room and eat
>then work day starts
>pretty easy day
>then my buddy tells me he's gotta leave early at 6
>so now it's just me and coworker from 6 to 9
>have to work and shut down/clean both deli and bistro
>job usually done by like 5 people
>just is two
>we get shit done
>coworker buys me starbucks
>she says I earned it
>clock out and then drive over to Walmart
>buy an fm transmitter
>can now listen to phone in car
>blare persona soundtracks and Black Sabbath as I drive home
>am currently lying in bed, have work at 10am
Pretty ok day, having a car just feels so good for some reason
>Woke up at 10 pm
>Didn't have to be a wagie today
>Conducted a large classical orchestra today
>Received much applause
>>35418451
Good job my frog
>>35418138
My car got totalled almost 2 weeks ago, I'm just barely not a cripple now. Lots of broken bones
is this what /r9k has come to?
>a circle jerk for normies
is this plebbit 2.0?
>>35418366
nah mate. They're probably just oldfags pretending to care about this shit who just baited you.
>>35418390
>bait
nice on m8
>>35418366
I used to use "reddit spacing" unintentionally because the reply box is small that I would press enter to organize everything but it would all come out double spaced.
>tfw no Cate Blanchett male ver.
Why live
>>35418324
Why do you keep reposting this stupid fuck?
>>35418429
Stop being jealous loser
>>35418324
Why do you care about this reddit user exactly?
How do you faggots get hit on by drunk girls at parties without doing anything?
I've went to countless parties, and in all of them, even when they're drunk, the girls keep to themselves, may dance with a guy(Dancing with girls is all I've done, I always did the first move), may even twerk a bit, but nothing more. I bet not all of you are very attractive, so how the fuck does this happen to you?
Did you remember to be a tall handsome extroverted white guy? It's easy to forget sometimes. Common mistake. Just do that and you're good to go!
>>35418330
This Nigga. Or a cool ethnicity like black.
>>35418291
i don't always get hit on by drunk girls
(maybe once every couple years tops)
but when i do
i don't realize it till it's too late
What is your favorite video game, robots?
>inb4 >>>/v/
I don't play video games because I'm not a child
>>35418266
I put over 500 hours into this
not joking
>>35418321
Don't you have a house party to be at , Chad?
Real NEET hours.
How goes it, brethren?
>>35418246
Pretty damn good, my moods cycle a lot and I've had a lot of highs lately.
>>35418246
soup bros
T.drunkfag
Just got home from being a cuck. I'm making money well you NEETs sit at home looking at hentai.
It's time for my nightly self loving and I like jerkin off to the sound of strangers voices.
Send an ASMR, bois.
how about you start, gayboy
>>35418304
Am feeemaaaale
>>35418318
Female female or le wrong body female ? also age ? Show toes please?
I'm madly in love with a girl. I don't think she likes me the same way but I want to treasure this feeling while I still have it. I don't know if this makes me a creep or not but I'm happy for once.
i know this feel anon
i haven't spoken to her this entire school year, yet i still have this feeling. i feel happy when I see her but can never muster the courage to talk to her
damn son, this shit hit me originally in the feels
How do you remain happy while having a crush?
Any time I get one it's the opposite for me; I become miserable and depressed. It's only after I "get over" them when I can go back to normal.
How do you deal with the well-meaning but obnoxious normos in your life, bots?
Background:
> Be me 28 year old perma-NEET shut in.
> Live with brother and extreme norman roommate. Perfect dynamics. We have the same tastes, things are harmonious. They work. I cook and clean and do anything they need to support their endeavors
> High school dropout. Never went to college. Worked once for a week when I was 18.
> Completely disengaged from society
> Managed to finagle a relationship with my oneitis in my early twenties.
> Single worst experience of my life, but it taught me a lot about myself.
> I cannot do and do not want romantic relationships.
> In an accident that left me with painful injuries. Don't want to be strung out on pain meds so I smoke weed with my brother everyday. Then I paint or read or play vidya or watch documentaries.
> It's important to note we never do it inside the house because we know roomie is kinda straight edge (and we wouldn't want him to fail a drug test)
> In spite of (or maybe because of) this I am very happy with life. I am comfy and we want for nothing. I have the freedom to do/study whatever I wish.
Recently though roommate has become... I don't know. Meddlesome? That sounds harsh because I know he's just trying to be a good friend and look out for my well-being. It's kinda driving me batshit though and I worry about losing him.
> It starts innocent enough.
> He brings me home a bottle of really nice perfume and said he was thinking of me.
> I don't actually go anywhere so I don't see the point but I think it's a sweet gesture. Wonder if he's trying to tell me I stink.
> Shower more just in case. Think nothing more of it.
> Starts giving me course catalogues from the local community college. Says that it'd also help me socialize. Tell him I'm not interested in socializing and with the internet at my fingertips what can't I learn? Thank him anyway. He looks at me like I'm an alien.
(Cont)
>>35418169
> He starts buying me outfits and shoes sporadically. Things that younger people would wear that frankly looks trashy on me.
> Not stuff I would have chosen but my clothes are kinda ragged (again I don't go outside) and I don't want him to think I don't appreciate him. Thank him and wear the damned clothes feeling ridiculous.
> Asks if I own any make up.
> "Hell no. NEVER Will. War paint of Babylon." kinda miffed at the implications of this question. I never asked anyone to look at me.
> Last week he brings me a pretty little bag.
> Open it to find a bunch of cosmetics.
> Watched my sister buy this craps at the mall once. Realize he must have spent quite a fucking bit on this.
> "I told you how I feel about this, Roomie, but thanks. I'll hold on to it on case I have a real human function to attend."
> Starts being pissy at me. Just hope he gets over it.
> Be today.
> "Anon we gotta talk."
> Oh lawdy.
> Tells me there is a job opening where he works and he has all but gotten it for me.
> wat.
> I need to stop being a "drug addict" and get off the computer and take my place in society.
> Huh.
> Bro pays half the rent and all the utilities.
> Ask if he's having financial difficulties or if he'd like to save up for something.
> "God fucking damn it, Anon! This isn't about the money. This is about you being a loser and wasting your life!"
> Woah... ouch.
> Explain that I am very happy with my life and that what is conventionally considered success holds no appeal to me.
> Insists there must be something I want to do with my life.
> Tell him I'm doing it. If I wanted anything else I would be doing it. I find fulfillment in caring for them and my shitty little art projects.
> Says there must be something I want materially.
> "Have I ever asked you to buy anything that isn't like trash bags or dish soap? I'd just buy more weed," I say elbowing him playfully.
> unholyrage.exe
(Cont)
>>35418228
> Tells me that if I weren't so "strung out" I would see how wrong I was. >Don't I want to be a better person? Don't I want to get back into the dating game and make friends?
> No! I have always said none of that matters to me.
> Begs me to quit just for a month just for him.
> I just walked away and locked myself in my room.
Has anyone at all managed to tell their loved ones to leave them the fuck alone without hurting/offending them? I'm at a loss. He's my best friend but I'm sick of him trying to be my dad too.
>tfw the thread starts off with 1 giant green text and you're immediately turned off
i wish a girl would fart on my chest
>tfw you scroll down the thread and only read posts with images