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>>35231335

all i see are some really hot guys with some disgusting women.

Due in the bottom right isn't even that ugly.

I would watch the shit out of this show if they got their geeks from r9k.

Dear pepe, I want to anally fuck some qt asian girl.

Absolutely degenerate.

Get off the fucking ass-eating meme, it's not hot, it's not good. Stop.

Dear peepee please turn me into a qt trap

no, fuck NEETs. they are enablers of the bourgeoisie. they would be happy seeing wageslaves exploited forever so long as their neetbux continue to flow. they will be among the first to be gulaged.

>>35231348
>they are enablers of the bourgeoisie
Well you're right in a sense: the bourgeoisie want to force people to be NEETs because it makes people more desperate for work. When people are more desperate, they will accept lower wages. However, the amount of money that NEETs costs to society is minuscule compared to the amount of money that porky steals from us and spends on wars.

Unless you come from long money, a trust fund child, live in a nordic welfare state or just have the most spineless parents around. I don't see how one can indefinitely maintain there NEET lifestyle.

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no, unless you're super good looking. Like god-like.
that's the cold hard truth

>>35231256
It's possible and incredibly easy if you're a girl or attractive. Otherwise you have to be wealthy, funny, and charming.

>>35231268
This

literally is original

Yes she does and no it wouldn't be beta
She's giving you a perfect opportunity to ask her out
Just make sure she doesn't use you as a moneybag all the time

>>35231255
Please don't buy her anything. She's subtly trying to tell you to buy her the ticket without having to actually say it so she can be all goody two shoes. DO NOT BUY HER ANYTHING.

>>35231255
if chad was offering to go, do you think she'd make him pay?

fuck no, shed pay for both her and chad just so she can get a chance at sucking his big dick

she sees you as a potential beta provider, so shes making you pay. she values a date with you as less than the cost of the ticket. think about that for a moment.

>>35231279
shut the fuck up

>>35231247
More salt to rub in the wounds

>other girl I'm interested in comes for a question
>sees that I'm being a cuck
>she then leaves to study with other people despite the fact we're studying the same thing, so obviously not interested

>my friends come and crash my little study session
>they see me being a cuck
FUUUUCK

You little bitch. You deserve all of this.

>>35231294
Why? Was I a nazi in a past life? What did I do to deserve this

>>35231180
That's not really a surprise if yo have no friends, loved ones or any of that kind near you. You need something to care about you.

>>35231197
It's just even more sad that I come here "affection"

>>35231228
We wub you xox

where es her upper lip

>asian
>busty
Pick one. She obviously got those jugs (and wider eyes) as a graduation gift.

Goodnight friend
I hope I can one day impregnate your tits

>chubby
>jew nose
>fucked haircut
>hot pink tshirt

sure

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>>35231224

>implying

He's super handsome.

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>Pro Brood War is being played again

Feels good man.

>>35231097
move on to greener pastures, she's wasting your time

>>35231196
Why do you say that?

I also just realized her lack of having a phone could explain the long period of time between messages.

>>35231612
>women
>not having a goyphone 7
It's a catfish.

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>>35231072
sack up faggot.


get your fucking game face on and grab life by the horns.

>>35231072
*cuts off ur neetbux*

heh... nothing personal boyo...

Can it be any job? Try to get a crappy retail job working like 1 day a week.

I have to agree, traps are gay.

>>35230954
Sorry, but wanting to fuck other girls (male) makes you pretty gay

True dat, my nigga

>>35230948

You wont get fired right away. You'll probably get written up or a warning that you'll be written up if you continue.

most companies have a disciplinary system that they have to go through in order to fire someone.

>>35230948
Depends on the policies of the company. At a mom and pop place, that's probably fine.

If it's a large national brand, they likely have policies in place that accrue penalties over time, and once you get to a certain point you're fired.

I'd say it'd be best to just stop being a selfish prick who's late constantly, but that's just me.

>>35230948
What's the job retard? An office job is way different from a wage slave job such as retail.

See next post

Id rather have the new album

>>35230970
will it be good,tho?

>>35230946
if you are still in school look for the ones you dont notice, shy girls are the best unless they are absolute psychopaths which can happen sometimes

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What are we in the mood for today anons?

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I got 2D I got 3D I got it all m8s.

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mmmmm chocolate milk yummy