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Give me a good opening line, robots.
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>>36860439
Hello pretty girl usually works.
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>>36860439
>getting tinder matches
Reeee vacate the premises normie
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>>36860439
>telatron
Ask her to absorb you into the singularity.
Should I try out being a lesbian? I've always considered myself bisexual but I haven't had a real chance to try it.
There's this cute girl that I met at school and she's been all touchy feely with me and I like it.
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*sigh* yeah sure go for it
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I'm a bisexual male and would gladly trade in my genitals for a vagina and clitoris. I say go for it. Do what makes you happy.
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>>36860390
You obviously have more to say so spill it.
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Jhon Oliver called for our help....do we...dare i say HELP the normies 2017-05-08 07:09:04 Post No.36860332
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Jhon Oliver called for our help....do we...dare i say HELP the normies
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Do we help the normies ? Jhin oliver the libtard of all libtards has called on US the rejects of society, the ROYALTY of the internet to help him alongside all other normie platforms to move along the issue of ""net neutrality ""
> what do ?
https://youtu.be/92vuuZt7wak
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>>36860332
No, let the normies burn
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>>36860332
To use an English phrase, he can pull the other one, it's got bells on.
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We should actually fight AGAINST net neutrality not for it
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Name 3 things better than doing this.
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becoming president of the United States and taking control of the vehicle of state.
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>>36860270
did her pussy just skip time?
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Completing a marathon
> Be me
> 18 year old kissless virgin
> Finally get first gf
> She is studying Childcare
> 2 months in and we havnt kissed
> Invites me to overnight camping music festival
> Saterday morn get in car with 3 women I dont know and gf
> Arrive at music festival after 6 hours of driving in circles
> wrapped arm around gf the whole way, was nice
> Set up tents at around 4pm
> at 6pm we all hangout in the biggesst tent and talk
> the 3 girls I dont know get drunk and stoned
> I dont drink or smoke because girlfriend doesnt either
> truth or dare comes up
> pretty tame so far
> drunk bimbo asks me to kiss gf
> mfw I havnt even kissed her
> mfw I realize its been 2 months
> later that night, get her alone in my tent
> lean in to kiss her
> says shes A-sexual
> wtf
> We talk things over
> shes never even masterbaited before
> Break up with her while at the same time saying shes amazing
> I love her
> it hurts
> but I cant date an A-Sexual
> realize shes also a robot
> realize I dont want that
> go to other 3 girls, tell them my sob story
> one of them grabs my hand and leads me to her tent
> think im about to get some action
> shes drunk
> we talk about things
> she actually helps my pain
> I ask her to kiss me because im a kissless virgin
> she agrees but asks why i want her to be my first
> exclaim I dont care
> i suck at kissing
> had eyes open half the time
> her lips are glossy and smooth
> I can feel some suction
> its nice
> she asks if I want to try tongue
> say no
> that was a mistake
> continue talking to her about stuff
> start to really like her
> she has a bf
> next morning
> we pack up stuff and head back
> she invites me to her house in a week
> agree
I am no longer kissless virgin, but now im single
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>>36860264
I hope the girl you dumped finds someone a lot better than you and you stay a perma virgin
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>>36860309
>Asexual won't even kiss her boyfriend
stop sticking up for these women you beta anon
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>>36860264
Cool man. Just have sex get confidence and get a decent girlfriend.
>>36860325
This is correct. If someone is your girlfriend they would do things they don't like for you. To make you happy.
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I FUCKING HATE PEPE. I WANT TO SMASH THIS FUCKING RETARDED FROG INTO PIECES.
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>>36860245
You can't smash an idea.
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noooo!!! dont be mean to the poor froggy D:
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now now. stay calm. no smashing please. you're a little stressed that's it. just breath
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How would you feel if you were gang-raped by the Australian netball team?
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>>36860229
I feel like getting gang raped by women wouldn't feel that good. Eating pussy is disgusting. The taste of pussy is just gross. Penetration is good though.
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>>36860229
Very happy because I was apparently transfered into some parallel world where woman are sexual aggressive.
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>>36860229
not sure what that would entail but it would probably be nice
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"Hey, cutie. Come closer so I can get a better look at you."
What do you do?
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>>36860221
Slap that ass. And say if she likes what she sees.
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>>36860221
are you a bull?
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>>36860247
Probably this, muscle girls are pig disgusting but that ass is absolutely sublime
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Any other vatos here in MS13, eses?
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Orale, Chavo.
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r9k is obviously surenos
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>>36860154
i have never met a Mexican before, my best friend is half Honduran, but hes basically white , all of the latin-Americans ive talked to online hate you guys though , they say that Mexico basically ruined the European perspective on Latin Americans, are you guys truly the Romanians of the america's?
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I used to think that body pillows were only for sad, filthy and pathetic weeaboos with no hope in life, but now my loneliness is starting to hit levels that I kinda understand why someone would get one.
It's also at the level that I'm almost considering getting one for myself to not feel as lonely anymoreWhy can't anime girls be real
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>>36860120
Same. But I live with my parents so I just can't get one and without my parents knowing about it. I'm not that far gone yet.
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>>36860202
Yeah, I'm living whit my parents fir at least two years until I finish school, would be impossible to get one without them knowing.Maybe I actually will get one once I move out
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don't die now
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outside of socialization and very smart kids having a path to pursue further education what is the literal point of school?
It's kind of fucking retarded
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>>36860109
It's government funded daycare.
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to also somewhat prepare average iq normies for college so the government gets more student loan shekels and a large pool of college graduates to lower demand for skilled workers. but yeah that's it.
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>>36860109
in a way, its to integrate you into society from a young age, have you noticed how fucking weird home schooled kids are most of the time
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Every fucking day I wake up like this
I look like that guy from fucking tekken
I'd rather be hairlet
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>>36860037
>I'd rather be hairlet
Nobody is stopping you from shaving your head, a buzzcut costs five dollars.
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that is so cute, thank you anon
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don't starve
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What are some things about you that a girl might find desirable?
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>>36860019
I'd like to think I have a nice smile
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im scared i might love too much
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>>36860019
I'm very interested in how people feel
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who here /schizoidbychoice/ 2017-05-08 06:46:47 Post No.36859959
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who here /schizoidbychoice/
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Anyone here who's a NEET but not a complete waste of space? And instead of wanting to spend time with other people doing frivolous things, you're working at bettering yourself? With a goal in mind, stopping at nothing to achieve it.
Mine is to become a polyglot. I spend all my waking time either studying the language, listening to music or watch tv shows in that language. What are some of your goals that you're working towards?
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Well, that's not exactly being schizoid, more like obsessively pursuing one goal at the expense of everything else. But yes, I do the same thing.
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Is it possible to not have a diagnoses, but to pursue a diagonoses until you obtain that diagnoses and you have the exact same lifestyle as that diagnoses would have, mediated by anti pyschotic drugs? Yes.
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yo what's the best way to study language
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MONDAY, wagie! Time to go to work!
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*Yaaaaaaawn*...
Oh, good morning Wagecuck. Fancy seeing you here this early.
Just kidding, I know Mr. Shekels told you to come in early this morning. I'm getting ready to head to sleep now, I was up all night studying other languages so I could become a hobby diplomat. Just something I have all the time in the world to do, because I'm not like you, Wagie. Run along now, you wouldn't want to be late. Mr. Shekels is gonna be having you work a double shift today.
You know what they say: "another day, another dollar."
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NOOOOoooooOOOOOO!!! 5 more minutes!
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At work right now neetbois
Mad I'm just shitposting and chilling while making 55k a year out of college?
Watched playoffs during work went out to grab late night food.
Work 3 days a week too. Pretty much r9ks dream job