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Lets all just stop pretending for a moment shall we.
There are no actual losers on this discussion board.
Since 4chan has become more and more popular in recent years and it has become exposed from as an underground social media it has become infiltrated by hipsters/normies/whatever you want to call them who mimic the style of the posts on the board to try and fit in with the cool and trendy underground internet culture, and the posers on r9k are no exception.
Lets face it, everyone here has a gf, a job or is in uni, many friends and generally great prospects in line. At the very most some of you may have very minor social anxiety.
Anyone who is a real loser inst posting on here, they're just playing roblox 23 hours a day or whatever, why would they try to fit in on a trendy alternate social media site ffs.
Its so obvious, everyone is just pretending to try and fit in with a semi-underground internet culture, and yeah I'll admit, I know I am.
Sorry to break the charade for you.
Sincerely.
A robot. Just like you.
(P.S. I'm about to go and hangout with my mates and my GF. Probably just like you.)
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>>34630457
I have friends and social skills but I'm also 25, no degree, haven't had a job in years, live with my parents, etc.
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>>34630457
Truish...
I am married with kids.
I have no job, and my wife is my only actual friend.
There are varying degrees of loser.
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>>34630457
This is my worst fear, anon. I don't want to feel alone, that nobody can empathize my awkwardness.
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Why do you guys hate sluts? They're literally doing nothing to hurt you.
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>>34630433
Yes, because only things that directly hurt you are things that you're allowed to have a bad opinion of
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STD's, wanting us to take care of their mistakes, huge burden on the welfare system so they can continue to have more of Chad's and Tyrone's babies, had huge potential but instead decided to throw it away by fucking everyone else, slutting around (and more sexual partners prior to relationships) has been shown repeatedly to lower relationship satisfaction, etc.
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>>34630485
And yet college educated females 25+ have an 80percent marriage success rate. Funny that.
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>finally open up to some friends and tell them about shit that happened in the past
>they instantly start using it against me and keep bringing it up all the time
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>>34630385
Same here, leave them as soon as you can, find more understanding people
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>>34630450
I don't know how to do that. I though these people were good but apparently even robots and failed normies are scum.
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>>34630490
>but apparently even robots and failed normies are scum.
Are you fucking retarded? Lol, yeah of course bitter people like that will try to emotionally harm you. Especially them.
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>In small college
>Approaches cute girl with her friends and tells her I think she looks nice
>gets terrified
>immediately ejects and runs
>I look back and see her visibly weirded out
>couple of weeks later, sees her walking alone
>approaches and stops her from behind
>says "Excuse me, I was the guy who weirded you out before"
>she smiles
>I ask for ten minutes and promised to never to talk to her again if she does not like me after
>we talk
>she gives good reactions
>in the middle of conversation she says she's with someone
>I brush it off and continue
>still good reactions
>conversation ends barely after six minutes
>we separate
>forgets to get her number
>a week later and we've passed each other several times
>becomes terrified again and never talked to her since
>whenever I pass her friends they smile and discreetly look back at me
>I feel shit
>now wishing shit just shot me down from the beginning
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>>34630382
That's absolutely nothing, I've been through worse.
>15 at the time
>A girl is being really nice to me and shit
>Think to myself maybe she is into me
>Go to this house party
>We're both drunk
>Tell her that I like her ect. to her face
>She goes to kiss me on the cheek
>I turn my head so she kisses me in the lips instead
>She laughs
>We talk some more
>Then, 1 hour later I see her making out with one of my best mates
>Infront of me
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>>34630382
How do you approach?
I have never approached someone before.
I've had 3 girlfriends who weren't my first choices.
I have never approached someone before.
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>>34630522
I just did it and said what I think
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I'm feeling especially kinda sad today. I'm tired mentally and physically. I miss my life so much. I'm going to go insane at some point.
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>>34630356
Hi nice-eyes-anon, it's good to see you again.
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>>34630384
Hi
Jjjjjjjjjjnnnnnnnnnnmm
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>>34630356
Hello James what are you doing here today?
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Here's your pizza, bitch.
That'll be $18.99, plus tip.
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Fuck off. I'm vegan.
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>>34630352
you're such a fucking faggot holy shit
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>>34630343
>gives delivery guy 23$
Thanks myman.
>pic related
Is this the reason why i can't get a gf?
Im kinda handsome, fit, have a few female friends, but none of them want to be my gf.
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>>34630326
I always find tooth gaps to be endearing on guys. Not so much on girls. Straight guy btw
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>>34630326
Get invisalign
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>>34630326
That's not it you colossal reject. I have a gap like that and it hasn't stopped me from getting a gf.
>tfw when no spider gf to act seductive or tease you in public
>or knock things over with her abdomen
I swear fiction only exists to tell us "what could be"
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>>34630320
Is this a real fetish?
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>>34630327
>This anon doesn't want a monster gf
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>>34630327
>he doesn't want to be wrapped in web
Disgusting
Also yeah it's a real fetish
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You are now forced to spend a week on one of these boards, which hell do you choose
Anonymous
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/a/
/co/
/lit/
/mu/
/tv/
/v/ (you can also browse /vr/ if you choose this option)
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>>34630302
I guess /a/ but i probably just wouldn't use 4chan much that week
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>>34630302
>/tv/
I already browse this kino board
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>>34630302
Well I already go on /a/, /co/, and /v/. I don't think I've ever really been but I feel like /lit/ would be the least shitty of the remaining ones.
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/r9k/, how can i become very extremely inteligent?
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>>34630301
read
thats it
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>>34630301
>Browse /pol/ for 2 month
>Stop browsing /pol/
I did that and am suoerinteligent
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Take nootropics and adderall.
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What was old r9k like?
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was a very great toxic board until the normies showed up
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>>34630247
Is that why everyone so whiny now?
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>>34630232
It was pretty much the same.
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I know this is gonna sound like ego stroking but
>see through most people after talking to them for as little as 15 mins
>can tell them about themselves and usually be so on point they end up praising me telling me i know them better than they do
>their problems seem very simple and solveable to me so i get easy points from giving simpleton tier advice
However
>feel like a stranger to myself
>my feelings are something i am so far dissociated from the only ones i can recognize clearly are the ones i cant ignore and/or run away from
>simplest problems overwhelm me to the point that i spend hours in bed just trying to find the strength to get up
Why do I have such special needs
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>>34630210
Just bee ureself anon
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You just answered your own question amon
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>>34630210
Congratulations, you are socially perceptive and neurotic as hell. I'm like this too, minus the neuroticism.
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Kink thread? Don't be shy, we are all degenerates here on /r9k
>Facesitting and mainly licking le asshole
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puke
>get hard when i see a puddle of it
>get hard seeing a woman doing it (if she isnt drunk)
>get hard fucking smelling it
i know im mentally ill but i didnt ask for this
anyone else get this for other disgusting&nonsexual things
i want to fucking die i cant get a gf like this
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>>34630171
>having normie tier fetishes
Tail Vore master race
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>>34630171
Literally 75% of the things on /d/
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Is this shit still possible (pic)? Are there still commercial helium tanks that aren't pussified and dilluted with oxygen, or can I do it with industrial helium tanks if I have a flow regulator? Also how do you fix a CPAP tubing to an industrial tank?
>absolutely no "it gets better" memes allowed
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>Bump on r9k
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Anyone who used the right tank shouldn't be around to tell the tale OP
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Carbon monoxide is much better, you have crazy hallucinations before it all goes black.
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how the fuck do you fap to her without staring at her giant ass mole
like jesus christ, get that shit removed
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>>34630145
Where's your ugly mole, anon?
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I actually completely agree with you OP. Your eyes a fucking drawn directly towards that thing.
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>>34630167
On my penis head.