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female, 20, no friends, khhv, fat but pear shaped, non white, not ugly, socially retarded with social anxiety and in college

can drive. no job. baggage from abusive parents and bpd like symptoms. anxious/depressed.

What do I do to build a social life and/or find a boyfriend? No guy would date someone as socially removed as me.

I'm 20 years old. I have time I think but this is like the end of the road
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>>35352870
>pear shaped

nice. go to school clubs. try to get in the music scene (shows etc)
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>>35352870
You sound good to me, give me contact info and let's get to know each other.
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Stop being fat or look for a chubby chaser. "fat but pear shaped" just screams denial of how fat you are. Then once you are skinny you can be a normie if you get some meds.

If you can not be crazy or obsessive over people and look moderately decent then the rest will come naturally.

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I used to think "creepy" was usually a word to describe guys who made inappropriate comments to women or kept trying to get with them or whatever.


But a month ago I lost three teeth in a car accident. Now all of the sudden girls are saying I'm "creepy" when they never made such comments before.


Women really are shallow as fuck and dishonest about it to boot. They are completely devoid of any empathy at all, at least for men. I used to defend women and think a lot guys who made comments like this were just angry losers, but I see the truth now.
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This is seriously infuriating me because I'm emotionally traumatized from the accident as it is. Now I'm getting shamed for an injury I sustained from it under the premise of being supposedly "creepy" all of the sudden.
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PLZ KILL ME SENPAI

OREGANOOO@
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>>35352867
Why didn't you simply eat your teeth, dummy? They would have slowly grown back after your body absorbed your previous teeth's nutrients, though they would have unfortunately been a different color.

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>"anon, i cleared your room out today"
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>>35352812
>the cum tissues were gone
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>"anon i got rid of your old games. You dont play them anymore"

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Anyone else growing up in a poor family? It's the fucking worst I swear it's the reason for my depression, any of u guys grow up in a poor family and ended up rich? (Pic unrelated)
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Yeah it was pretty tough, especially considering I got a scholarship to go to one of the richest high schools in my city. I had never felt so alienated in my life. I'm in college right now and it's so much better because most people live in shitty apartments and have shitty jobs. I still die a bit inside when people talk about their parents paying their rent though.
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I'm from a trash family. I'm 24 and plan on killing myself if I can't get a better job by the end of the year. If I'm worthless then it doesn't matter if I end up as a statistic.
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>>35352825
I also grew up in a poor family. In highschool I had good friends, but when I moved for college I found myself alone amongst thousands of middle or upper middle class "normie" pieces of shit.
The college I got into wasn't that great but for various reasons it didn't have more than a handful of people as poor as me, so I was completely allienated. It sucks big time, and to make things worse it's a relatively small town and everything you do is known to everyone.
This is how my youth were wasted.

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>a women will never be obsessed with me
why live
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>>35352786
Mate it's 2017, you can get a VR headset and a robot arm to beat you off in sync with the video
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>>35353011
link please. I have more money than I know what to do with
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>>35353035
Not sure exactly what it is but it's definitely out their, listen, I'm fucking dirt poor and I'm fucking sick of it, how did u make ur money? Sorry to go off topic like this

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What's the best way to ruin another man's life without ruining yours, robots? Once saw a reddit thread, over there everyone agreed that accusations of pedophelia were enough so ruin someone's reputation and thus his life. This board can do much better, go for it anons.
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>>35352774
Hopefully someone posts some autistic greentext
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>>35352796
Ikr originali
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>>35352774

I think you set the bar too high with your post. There's nothing worse to ruin someone's reputation than that. Literally nothing. Every other crime gets some kind of respect. Even rapists have certain lee way in prison and in society.

But that. No. It's indefensible. I'm not saying it to take a side. I'm objectively stating it from a societal basis. No matter what you say there is nothing that will make a person feel less disgust for someone who has in any way been accused of acts involving children.

what books are you guys reading right now?
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>>35352736
I'm a godless asshole but there is something in christian legends that make it very comfy.
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>>35352736

There needs to be an updated and revised version of the "social contract" written. Society has progressed beyond the point of simple bloodshed to now killing a man's character or social stigmatisation being sufficient or equivalent to what murder what force would accomplish in Rousseau's day. As such society's interactions and methods have become more psychological and insidious.

I'll admit I don't have the intelligence to write out a full thesis on the subject but I'd read one if it was well written.

A social contract for the modern era.
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I'm 2 smart for reading, but some people recommended me to read this so i'm reading that

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1500 Edition

Tsuki (consisting of RISEN, SYNAPSE, eNdymioN) is recruiting humans in the System Life to move to the LFE System.

Long story short, the construct Systemspace consists of many Systems, and you are currently in the System Life. However, due to Life using too much Aurora, Life will be unlinked from Systemspace on the 1st of July,
2017 (Earth time).

You have a choice of 2 options:

1) Sign in: You will be transported to LFE after death (after Jul 1st!). You keep your memories. (You may stay alive for as long as you want, but please note that if you get Alzheimer's or other loss of memory more than 28 hours before death, you will not be able to retrieve those memories.) You will also be able to access the boards for this project at boards.systemspace.link

2) Do not sign in, and continue through Life. Once you die in Life, your soul will shatter, causing you to lose all data (personality, memories), and get put in a random System.

If you choose LFE, you will get a new body in this System. This System is a lot different (mainly, larger, more advanced) than Life.

You may sign in on the website: https://systemspace.link/.
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the board seems kinda inactive, has everyone gone to discord (aka cancer)?

really ruining it for me because I'm not in discord.
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will LFE have dogs
cause if it doesn't it's a no go mate
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>>35352673
Yeah, a lot of us are in Discord rn. But why not help liven up the imageboard?

>>35352684
It has something similar. (You should expect LFE to have most human things, after all Life was made in LFE's image, just smaller and simpler.)

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I'm fairly certain I'm going to and completely isolate myself go on a 2-3 day vodka binge starting the coming Sunday. I have the house to myself and therefore have no one to stop me. I've been teetotal for 2 months. If I pull it off, will I die?
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>>35352661
It would be extremely dangerous
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>>35352701
>It would be extremely dangerous

For him :^)
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>>35352661
You'll be fine

but you'll probably puke a lot, have bad hangovers and stomach aches, just like anyone with a low tolerance for alcohol will. Over time, these bad effects will go away when you get more tolerance.

Give them some love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5NTasR-7bA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9JbMhprvas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z1fQeMWEb8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp_haMxzh_M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohn9YsD3ako

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPSsqfUoIFc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXsEUO9oFg0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxPWrKRdKWA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD8ux3CC2Ls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADLbKKSYOi0
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>>35352628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HMcOwpWIWU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5wMzGd3Wug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q4KlR65QYg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_tO1J3VNmI
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>>35352628
Fucking hell normies life is boring as fuck

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>girl shows every possible sign of liking you
>turns out she doesn't

Why?
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He seems like a nice person... I'll be nice to him.
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>>35352611
Maybe I'm just stupid, then.
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>>35352590
Some girls like leading guys on because the thrill of them risking rape and making guys hard for them gets them off

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Alright lads, who have you fapped the most to?

Tiffiny Cappotelli master race here.
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Come on boys, stop shitposting about depression and share your wanking habits.
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Masturbation makes me sad.
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>>35353727
same here
>start fapping
>remeber about how much of a failure you are that you can't get a girl to do this with you
>go limp and get ashamed

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https://discord.gg/eHXSQ
Small, but comfy server, without spam, memes and cancer.
Europe time-zone cyborgs(or those who do not believe in time zones) are mostly welcome.
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advertising it here accrue spam, memes, and cancer
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>>35352580
Not if you do it correctly and carefully.
Everyone there are from r9k.
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P gay server

I seen this today.

Who is Andrew Dobson and why does he hate us?
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The kind of person who results to screaming because they can't make an argument.

Also draws inflation porn under the handle CattyN
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>>35352569
>doesn't know about andrew dobson
lurk moar
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>>35352597
He got a giggle out of me for his fedora tier behavior. Is this what all white knights act like?

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How do I leave my shit small town? It's so cold and depressing.
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>>35352563
the grass isn't greener in the city
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>>35352608
Fuck the grass there's more people money and girls

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