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hard worker, with a good attention to detail. I take pride in doing my work correctly, and better than correctly if at all possible

There's no time to explain

>>39399187
I'm discrete enough to not make a big deal over this interview taking place in a woman's restroom while you apply and blend layers of makeup in a really awful looking way

>>39399097
ironically orbiting women online helps me

>>39399131
I don't know if I'd let myself become such a cuck...

but this pain, I can't stand it anymore

Hey anon. The only way to fight loneliness is to fight it. As cheesy as that sounds. I would start by getting a job that requires a shitload of interaction with customers. I used to be scared to talk to people but it isn't as bad as it was before. i was nervous myfirst day, I was sweating and my heart rate was about 120bpm. gl

>>39398918

Will post more if any of you arcanines care

Please go on anon. It helps me feel better about my own social inability.

>>39398918


The second time was when I came back from this skipping school and playing some sport somewhere near the school with a bunch of my buddies and I was really sweaty. I was just relaxing in the school shop (for amerifats it's a place where you can buy food distinct from the cafeteria outside of the school with a clear view of the front yard of the school with chairs outside under the nice weather to chill) and ordered some pizza and this girl which I knew fairly well as she was in my literature class saw me and let herself be seduced by phermones of mine. She already had a bf and after talking for a while and finding out I've been skipping school to play she came in for a hug when I was sitting down but I just high fived her because I felt bad about cuckin another guy.

A time I could have lost my kissing virginity was when I was in the cinema watching some dumb normie movie with a bunch of my friends who invited a bunch of girls (one of the girls was the one from the first hugging story who was flirting with me while I was waiting for the bus.) She was eager to get me to sit in a secluded area of the cinema and shoved all my friends to the side to steal the 2 seats for her and me in the corner which were only booked there because the employee who chose our tickets said we came too late and had to pick odd seats scattered around the cinema. In there when it got boring (which was basically the entire film) we were just shitting on it for being too saturated with cliches and too pandering and I thought it would be funny to do this meme where I say "Hey wanna kiss" and if she says no I say "Alright then," and proceed to eat hersheys kisses but what I didn't predict was that she said yes and I said alright then and then began to eat hersheys kisses only to realise what I did was actual retardation. She called me, no meme, autistic and refused to talk to me for 10 minutes before acting like nothing happened.

Part 2/3

druunk

>>39398835
same to be honest>>39399119
also same

science fiction was a shit album

And you probably dont even need to wipe.

>>39398776
Barely. When I wipe there's almost nothing there

>>39398736
But will you use your new-found powers for good or for evil?

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>at college
>doing almost exactly pic related
>RA comes over, introduces herself and says to come and sit with her normie trash friends
>politely decline
>she insists for a bit then flat out tells me that there's a rule at the college that you can't sit alone and there's a college deputy in the dining hall and I need to sit with them so they don't look bad
>sit in silence and stare at plate the whole time while they talk about sport and drinking and sex
>keep spilling food because hands shaking from nerves
>leave with meal half finished and having not said a single word or made any eye contact

Fuck everyone I just wanted a meal in peace

N- No thanks normi- I mean Chad! I have plenty of fun with my thoughts and my waifu.

>>39398889
Alcohol bro. Solves all anxiety and social and pain and emotional and boredom issues

>marry, turn down, kill, fuck
Prove me wrong

Marry Nip
Fuck sandnigger
Kill kike
Turn down slav

>>39398664
Marry, fuck, kill, turn down.

Because not being a wageslave is indeed outside the box.

Clearly this board didn't develop as originally imagined.

>>39398630
Where else is you gonna find virgin neet autists? Reddot?

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>>39398627
What are you planning on doing anon? What is the panda?

>>39399127
>>39399127
sad panda, exhentai.. its no biggie

>>39399127
>>39399158
Just busted a fat nut to an asanagi doujin.

its like getting all the cool armor and weapons you want in Dark Souls

then the game is just a grind with a shitty ending

>>39398495
If there was a "one" for me then I already blew my opportunity.

>>39398495
It wouldn't matter but you would still have to do it to maintain a life and a trajectory that you could share with another person.

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>>39398373
Her description

>>39398373
*edgy memer

>>39398373
delete and forget.

censored so they have to be more creative

>>39398306

The average IQ in japan is somewhere around 110, that changes a lot of things. On top of that, different brain structures and the culture they've created lead to some weird feedback loops

Their porn is either WAY better than ours, or so insane I can't imagine how someone is aroused by it. they have a tendency to fetishize. But then, the softcore gravure(?) idol shit is popular too.

strange people

>>39398655
it's actually 105

>>39398302
What proof do you have for his IQ?

>left-Hegelianism

Philosophy for brainlets. True intellectuals prefer Stirner.

>>39398302
Did his autobiography leak already? What's it like OP?

>>39398300
I ghosted most of my old friends who were shitty people after I left highschool and moved across the country

>Tried to make a friend via r9k
>Let him create a skype account so we could talk
>Has higher iq than me
>Feels retarded as fuck
>Anxieteh
>Never go on skype again

Tried it again on omegle in the r9k tag
>actually have a good convo
>both anxious as fuck
>he didnt have any friends
>feel the pressure to be a perfect friend
>anxiety strikes again
>never go on discord again

I ghosted EVERYONE.

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Brig dis fren.

Shop dey tha doggo benis.

>>39398253
Public speaking or a speech course isn't a 101 so why are you complaining retard?

>>39398369
What are you saying to me? Speech is required in the college I go to and the universities all around me