"Anon, you have 2 minutes to explain why anyone would want to hire you."
hard worker, with a good attention to detail. I take pride in doing my work correctly, and better than correctly if at all possible
There's no time to explain
>>39399187
I'm discrete enough to not make a big deal over this interview taking place in a woman's restroom while you apply and blend layers of makeup in a really awful looking way
Any effective way to avoid loneliness, specially when I'm socially retarded?
I'm not a suicidal emo faggot, won't probably attempt it.
But life is such a pain, 95% of my days I don't speak more than 10 words to another human being.
>>39399097
ironically orbiting women online helps me
>>39399131
I don't know if I'd let myself become such a cuck...
but this pain, I can't stand it anymore
Hey anon. The only way to fight loneliness is to fight it. As cheesy as that sounds. I would start by getting a job that requires a shitload of interaction with customers. I used to be scared to talk to people but it isn't as bad as it was before. i was nervous myfirst day, I was sweating and my heart rate was about 120bpm. gl
I know I should not be posting here since I am not a robot but I am also not a chad nor a normie. Can you guys shed light to what I truly am based on my story.
Kissless, hugless, handholdless, virgin here. I had several opportunities to lose my hand and hugging status but I always managed to not take up the offer and only end up regretting it. None of these instances are in chronological order and all of them happened about the time when I used to be in highschool and so far no hope for me in college.
Had the opportunity to lose my hug opportunity once when I was waiting for the bus to pick me up and was chilling with a buddy of mine who was a total bro. We were talking about some dumb shit and this girl who was extremely interested in me (still was until the last day of highschool until I told her to never contact me because she was an extremely evil and rude person) She told me flirtingly to stop hanging out with my bro and come join her and smiled with a coy smile as would a siren. She opened up her arms to evince the loving embrace in which so would like to hold me captive in but I simply said no and hugged my bro and said something along the lines of hecc off you temptress but far less cringy (atleast I think so). After she left he looked at me surprised and said "Why didn't you go for it dude? I would have gone for it. What are you retarded?". To which I responded "y-you too"
part 1/3
>>39398918
Will post more if any of you arcanines care
Please go on anon. It helps me feel better about my own social inability.
>>39398918
The second time was when I came back from this skipping school and playing some sport somewhere near the school with a bunch of my buddies and I was really sweaty. I was just relaxing in the school shop (for amerifats it's a place where you can buy food distinct from the cafeteria outside of the school with a clear view of the front yard of the school with chairs outside under the nice weather to chill) and ordered some pizza and this girl which I knew fairly well as she was in my literature class saw me and let herself be seduced by phermones of mine. She already had a bf and after talking for a while and finding out I've been skipping school to play she came in for a hug when I was sitting down but I just high fived her because I felt bad about cuckin another guy.
A time I could have lost my kissing virginity was when I was in the cinema watching some dumb normie movie with a bunch of my friends who invited a bunch of girls (one of the girls was the one from the first hugging story who was flirting with me while I was waiting for the bus.) She was eager to get me to sit in a secluded area of the cinema and shoved all my friends to the side to steal the 2 seats for her and me in the corner which were only booked there because the employee who chose our tickets said we came too late and had to pick odd seats scattered around the cinema. In there when it got boring (which was basically the entire film) we were just shitting on it for being too saturated with cliches and too pandering and I thought it would be funny to do this meme where I say "Hey wanna kiss" and if she says no I say "Alright then," and proceed to eat hersheys kisses but what I didn't predict was that she said yes and I said alright then and then began to eat hersheys kisses only to realise what I did was actual retardation. She called me, no meme, autistic and refused to talk to me for 10 minutes before acting like nothing happened.
Part 2/3
Garbage life ft. pussy and money
druunk
>>39398835
same to be honest>>39399119
also same
science fiction was a shit album
I can now shit on command. Owing to my high-fiber diet, I have a constant flow of shit at my sphincter's gates. When it's really packed I get an urge to shit. But if I spend some minutes squatting like pic related, I will have to shit
And you probably dont even need to wipe.
>>39398776
Barely. When I wipe there's almost nothing there
>>39398736
But will you use your new-found powers for good or for evil?
>Anon you look so lonely sitting by yourself, how bout you come sit with us?
>at college
>doing almost exactly pic related
>RA comes over, introduces herself and says to come and sit with her normie trash friends
>politely decline
>she insists for a bit then flat out tells me that there's a rule at the college that you can't sit alone and there's a college deputy in the dining hall and I need to sit with them so they don't look bad
>sit in silence and stare at plate the whole time while they talk about sport and drinking and sex
>keep spilling food because hands shaking from nerves
>leave with meal half finished and having not said a single word or made any eye contact
Fuck everyone I just wanted a meal in peace
N- No thanks normi- I mean Chad! I have plenty of fun with my thoughts and my waifu.
>>39398889
Alcohol bro. Solves all anxiety and social and pain and emotional and boredom issues
Kike, Sandnigger, Slav, or Nip?
>marry, turn down, kill, fuck
Prove me wrong
Marry Nip
Fuck sandnigger
Kill kike
Turn down slav
>>39398664
Marry, fuck, kill, turn down.
I though /r9k/ was designed to foster unique discussion and outside the box thinking. Why the fuck is it all NEET virgin autists?
Because not being a wageslave is indeed outside the box.
Clearly this board didn't develop as originally imagined.
>>39398630
Where else is you gonna find virgin neet autists? Reddot?
>finally got access to the panda
It's time boys
>>39398627
What are you planning on doing anon? What is the panda?
>>39399127
>>39399127
sad panda, exhentai.. its no biggie
>>39399127
>>39399158
Just busted a fat nut to an asanagi doujin.
I think if maybe you find 'the one', then nothing would matter anymore
its like getting all the cool armor and weapons you want in Dark Souls
then the game is just a grind with a shitty ending
>>39398495
If there was a "one" for me then I already blew my opportunity.
>>39398495
It wouldn't matter but you would still have to do it to maintain a life and a trajectory that you could share with another person.
HELP! What do I say to this cute girl?!?! She is an easy memer like everyone on this board!
>>39398373
Her description
>>39398373
*edgy memer
>>39398373
delete and forget.
why is JAV so much more creative and varied than western porn?
there's women dipped in gold paint being fucked, pretending to be statues. there's mountains of rape and NTR, and weird shit like girls pretending to be 'service holes' on top of those metro toll counters getting fucked by passerbys.
Meanwhile we have casting couches/buses/beds, ad infinitum
censored so they have to be more creative
>>39398306
The average IQ in japan is somewhere around 110, that changes a lot of things. On top of that, different brain structures and the culture they've created lead to some weird feedback loops
Their porn is either WAY better than ours, or so insane I can't imagine how someone is aroused by it. they have a tendency to fetishize. But then, the softcore gravure(?) idol shit is popular too.
strange people
>>39398655
it's actually 105
Gucci Mane has an lQ way above the level of genius.
For entertainment, he watches the films of Fassbinder, Herzog, Truffaut, Godard, Bertolucci, Mallick amongst other even more obscure artists. Long known as an avid reader of philosophy he has mentioned Baudrillard, Dubord, Hegel and Sartre among his inspirations.
He understands the hypocrisy of contemporary morality and street culture and has exploited it to become a millionaire.
>>39398302
What proof do you have for his IQ?
>left-Hegelianism
Philosophy for brainlets. True intellectuals prefer Stirner.
>>39398302
Did his autobiography leak already? What's it like OP?
have you guys ever ghosted someone? just finished a set of league games with somebody that is pretty cool out of game but they get ridiculously heated and I don't have the energy to explain that I don't want to play games with them. Hopefully they dont browse this board but knowing the kind of person they are and how similar most of our interests are, they probably would. My bad dude!!!
>>39398300
I ghosted most of my old friends who were shitty people after I left highschool and moved across the country
>Tried to make a friend via r9k
>Let him create a skype account so we could talk
>Has higher iq than me
>Feels retarded as fuck
>Anxieteh
>Never go on skype again
Tried it again on omegle in the r9k tag
>actually have a good convo
>both anxious as fuck
>he didnt have any friends
>feel the pressure to be a perfect friend
>anxiety strikes again
>never go on discord again
I ghosted EVERYONE.
I have to go in front of the class and introduce myself and bring an item with sentimental value and talk about it for 2 minutes tomorrow at college for my speech course. Why do normalfags hate autistic boys /r9k/ and how should I go about this presentation?
Brig dis fren.
Shop dey tha doggo benis.
>>39398253
Public speaking or a speech course isn't a 101 so why are you complaining retard?
>>39398369
What are you saying to me? Speech is required in the college I go to and the universities all around me