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I have my guitar by my side and I'm in a good mood today, so I thought it'd be a cool idea to make a song with other anon's help.
the main idea is to make something a bit depressing.
first dubs chooses the first verse.
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>>38852000
Well those trips are a good sign. I started learning guitar a few months ago, but I haven't really done anything lately.
I have a book full of half finished, mostly depressing, songs if you're interested
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>>38852151
Anything works, bud
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>>38852000
>y guitar by my side and I'm in a good mood today, so I thought it'd be a cool idea to make a song with other anon's help.
>the main idea is to make something a bit depressing.
to make something depressing, you have to be depressed- has to come from the heart
roll for:
heroin joe had a cup of coffee (or joe you choos)
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>you will never marry a woman with both huge tits and your ideal personality
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>>38851918
>woman
>personality
Hahahahahaxaxaxxaxaxakkkkkkkkkk
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>>38851918
Jejsu fuck who is this
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huge tits = whore, always
Only chestlets have great personalities, because they don't draw men's attention from a young age like heifers do.
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Why you want reproduction?
-Poor
-Weak morals
-Living in anti-kid societies
-Parents are exhausted and poor in all those hollywood movies and tv shows.
Be childfree is good
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>>38851892
I want to continue my genetic lineage. I want there to be dozens of people descended from me 100/200 years from now.
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>>38851944
Haha my nigger.
>tfw my genes will sometimes conquer the universe (or fight in WW3 who knows)
This is really the only reason I want kids.
You don't have to be famous to be remebered. Just have enough kids and you live forever
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I've worked hard and come from nothing, on my way to building a successful and fairly rich family
it feels nice to look back on everything and see all that achievement and hard work pay off.
I just want to commit sudoku that's all
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>>38851870
Then do it, it's not a hard thing to do.
Sounds like you want to post frogs and throw a pity party more.
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>>38851870
If you're gonna act like an attention whore, then at least stream it.
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>>38851870
I'd actually watch your suicide, to know what this meme is about
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What's your opinion on this guy?
Is he /ourguy/?
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Isn't this the guy who only managed to kill 3 people out of a crowd of 50+ because of shit aim?
If it's him then he ain't nothing but a beta fuck with nothing else to do
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>>38851828
Yeah, if you actually look into this guy and the context of his journal and autistic videos, he's definitely /ourguy/. Unfortunately, most people here on /r9k/ are retarded so they are all quick to spout the same shit about how he could only kill 3 people, and how autistic his EGS fantasies were.
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Elliot was just some freak we could laugh at for being so strange but Randy Stair is hauntingly relatable and hits close to home, /ourguy/
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>21
>bald
>soft and weak boners
What the fuck? Straight out of acne faced puberty and into middle age? Where the fuck are my ""peak years""?
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>>38851816
>20
>no morning woods
>don't get random erections
>masturbate once a week
Who /ready to die/ here
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>>38851866
fucking alex jones was right. the shit that makes frogs gay killed our dicks. i guess we gotta stack up on viagra.
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>>38851816
>>38851866
I used to be limped dicked at 19 but i went vegan and started doing kegals. Now i have morning wood at least 70% of the time
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ITT: Music that makes you feel feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHL0Ls609vM
>Oh I'm dancing in my dream tonight
>I'm dreaming romancing bout the words you write
>And now I'm dancing in my dream tonight I'm in control
>Please let me hold on to my dreams so tight
>Just let me relive the moments for the night
>I turn to stone, if I'll wake up alone
>While I'm dancing in my dream tonight
;___;
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>>38851767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeLCEYzRxI0
Pure nostalgia.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO7ih6Nu3MA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_RPAAap0J8
always feel really lonely when I listen to it. sometimes it's nice, most of the time it isn't
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What's bothering you today /r9k/? Let it all out
For me, I feel quite sad. Technology hasn't reached the point where I can immerse myself in the virtual world that can satisfy my imagination. I grow weary of video games and anime because these memories will never be experienced first hand, and only fuel my biased view towards the "normal" world that I feel I am going paranoid and out of touch. Why do they fuel this bias? Because I grow more fond of this imaginary world. And yet, I know I must reject it. At first, I thought I must reject it because of social stigma and anxiety. Eventually I got over this, as I realized it was a part of my identity. Through looking at others and their perceptions of me, I grasped who I really was as a person. I had a love for the exciting world and wanted to be outgoing. Yet a sudden realisation that the person I was on the internet was not at all like my persona due to energy, lack of friends, and lack of mutually interested people. I know I could go to cons and discords, yet my observations of others have lead me to believe that I distrust other people, a type of anxiety, but not a completely anti-social one. This sudden despair, has lead me to want to go back to the real world and find an interest. I feel sad because I must throw away my past life of fun and comfort. I feel sad because of all the time wasted and the effort into consuming materials was for no higher stimulation of my brain other than lonely joy. Now, because of this despair, I feel excitement and passion for finding a real interest, such as Biology, yet feel so far behind. My passion in these, retroactively speaking, pointless hobbies could have garnered me towards greater things in the real world. I do feel quite glad I might go back to having normalfag interests, but all I feel is regret and sadness. This freedom is breaking ingrained perspectives, and all I can think is to have been born later, in a virtual centric world.
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I can't see my forehead...
and my comment wasn't original enough.
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>>38851750
it's really hot in here
i want to see the only person that understands me but atm he's busy having an oppressive girlfriend so its a bitch to deal with
i want to find a job so i can sustain myself, my family is starting to enter my personal space way too often these days
death scares me to the bone,even tho sometimes i wish i was dead
it bothers me wayy too much the fact that i never really had friends,i was so naive as a kid
and now it takes me a lot of effort to open myself to other people irl
i just had an icecream tho so it's ok
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I keep wondering what the point is of enjoying stuff when I can't share it with anyone.
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hey robots, i'm staring accutane soon after 3 years of having acne all over my face, i tried proactive, anti-biotics, and natural shit yet it wouldn't fuck off.
Tell me what i can expect in taking accutane
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>>38851744
it worked for me, but there are still scars after the acne.
it will first be slightly worse at the start of taking it, but then it will clear up.
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massive pain and also it can fuck you up mentally
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>>38851744
ive heard nothing but bad things desu. i wouldn't try it. it seemed to clear my brothers acne decently at best.
but who knows it might be the miracle drug you need with no lifelong side effects.
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Hi lets post helpers.
Not bullying and frendli disscucios!
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>>38851725
yay frens dance!
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i love my fury frens
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>>38851725
this is an oregano fren
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It's not fucking fair. I'm so done with life.
>be me
>sick of being a kissless virgin
>decide to finally stop being beta and do something about it
>go to a bar to pick up girls, like you see people do on tv
>get to the bar and order a drink
>just sort of sit there awkwardly not sure what to do
>qt walks up to me
>"Hi there. I couldn't help but notice how cute you are"
>try to come up with a suave response
>blurt out "YOUREREALLYPRETTY"
>she giggles
>nailedit.mov
>we get to talking, and she invites me back to her place
>more excited than I've ever been my entire life, I agree to come, spilling spaghetti the entire way
>arrive at her house and go in the door
>pulls me onto the couch and starts making out with me
>never been so erect my entire life
>we start to pull off clothes
>she takes off her pants
>mfw she has a dick
>literally break down crying and run for the door
>drive home crying the entire way
This all happened last night. I don't know what to do.
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Clearly a fake story, why not go into more detail?oh because this never happened lol
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just get a good taste and start fucking traps m8. opportunity wasted
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>>38851763
Why the fuck would I bang someone with a penis, that's fucking gay.
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I've heard a few Robots say that they're afraid of women. I don't get that. What exactly is it you're afraid of? Do you have weird relationships with your female family members?
Please elaborate.
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>>38851699
I am low social status. I fear interaction because I don't want them to find out.
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>>38851753
Is that just with women? Or do you feel the same about men too?
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>>38851699
They constantly judge everything you do so they can gossip
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>no matter how hard I try I can't have a prostate orgasm
>don't even know if I'm hitting it
Why is this so hard
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Same problem here
I don't even know where it could be everything just feels weird
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>>38851689
Try not fapping for a month if you want to cum from getting ass fucked
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>>38851689
your prostate should feel like a hard lump behind your wall. Try not touching your penis and edge with porn for a bit, preferably after you don't mastrabate for a week or so to get you all riled up- good luck anon, and make sure to post results!
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>he isn't a landlord charging normies absurd rents
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>>38851582
Landlord checking in, it fucking sucks.
Shall I assume you've got tenants too, OP-kun? Got any stories to share?
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>>38851582
Landlord here
The people renting from me always have some sob story about not having the pay on time (mom has cancer and i need to pay for treatment, wife just left me, have to pay for my childs vaccines) and it fucking sucks because i don't have the heart to do it
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>>38852238
Fug that sucks, what are you renting and what sort of people do you have as tenants? Mine have been excellent payers so far, but plenty of other shit.
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Would it be creepy for a guy in his 30s to give a non-related 12 year old girl a somewhat expensive birthday present?
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Yes, if you aren't filthy rich. Although I guess it's different if you're her godparent or something?
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What exactly is she to you? For example, I know a 12 year old girl who's the daughter of some friends of the family, so I feel like that wouldn't be creepy. But there's a lot of room for creepiness in the scenario you described
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yes you fucking pedophile