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3 days
for sure.

If she was interested, she'd reply to your texts right away.

>>34337824
Been 3 whole days now and it feels like a lifetime

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are those burnt chicken nuggets?

>>34337800
>mountain dew
More like diabetes for you.

>mountain jew
>nuggets

smells like a wagecuck in denial

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My 21st birthday is closing in as well.

I guess it just keeps getting worse.

>>34337756
21 isn't old.
I'm actually planning to stay virgin until 24 and I'm done with my studies

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>>34337939
>planning
Mein siden

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And here's the other pic
Originally of course

>>34337710
She wants you to marry and impregnate her. Why haven't you done it yet?

>just spouts "im sad"
>willingly goes on about not caring about herself
>im depressed lmao guys xD

attention seeking whore
tell her to kill herself in the least pleasant and efficient manner she can find

pay to fuck her then ditch

>>34337714
I want sex but I want to do boyfriend/girlfriend stuff with her too but she's all impure and shit.

>>34337801
Like he said, pump and dump if you want, look for a gf elsewhere

I'm ISTP but male...

I dont know if there's a type for me but i feel like i dont know who am i, where i'm going or what i want from life.

>want to make a thread
>write long paragraph
>post it
>duplicate file exists here

anon why

only you are real, everyone else is npc's including me

nobodies real this is all just a computer program

Cogito ergo sum, plebeian.

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>not even jealous

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>>34337604
nah, most guys don't give a fuck about the whole "durrr submissive tradifional waifu" meme that people like to accuse them for
asian girls are just really aesthetic, even the ugly ones are attractive. to a lot of guys, not all

>>34337604
literally everyone who defends her is a white female of some kind.

>>34337582
This isn't >>>/mlp/.

Sounds like /mlp/

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>>34337582
The horse was asking for it. Just look at the eyes they make.

Recently to a female coworker of mine. She's a robot too(she also has ADD and ADHD) so she revealed her power level too and it felt so natural talking to her. I fell in love but she didn't return my feelings.

Never again

>>34337633

Man Im sorry a robot gf is my dream

>>34337548
>implying i can hide it

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>goes to school
Don't you have some homework to do? Get off my internet, kiddo.

>>34337526
Post outline of presentation. You probably grossly misrepresented this board since you are undoubtedly a normalshit or underage

>>34337526
Most people here are normies like me.

>>34337497
Even with polygamous Chads, anon?

>>34337497
>men aren't marrying
>the good ones got married already
???

Have you considered the possibility that a small group of chads will fuck all the women for eternity?

>>34337520

Oh no, I'm not talking about settling down. I'm just pointing out that we are becoming valuable because the current social trends are making the original schematic implode.

We are becoming more valuable simply for existing.

I'm a chick (female) and I browse both /pol/ and /r9k/. It's actually not that rare.

>>34337478
/pol/ has lots of females. /tg/ too, but not as many. least, probably /o/, /gif/, /biz/, fuck knows. So many boards are just so irrelevant

>>34337537
>>34337502

In all sincerity, is this true? Politics seems like such a no-no for women.

why wait fampai?

not sure but if i don't get to moving out to college this july i may seriously consider it, i cant stand another neet year and i putted of my hopes this year

why are you ending yrself?

Do you know that feel when something bad happens but you think about how you could just end it all at any moment and that death will finally free you from all this pain while you drift into the eternal silence of nothingness?

It is the greatest feel.

hello
welcome to the internet
you willl find it it filled with many wonders and can allow others to meet who otherwise normally wouldnt - like me talking to you right now, for example!
isn't it wonderful?
please enjoy your stay here on the internet

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>>34337281
my current boyfriend spent with very little contact of friends he met outside of the internet before we were together. he still does spend a lot of time roleplaying.

I met him at work and introduced him to many of my irl friends. after he left his current gf for me,nhe has been introduced to many more social situations than he's used to.My honest Stacy opinion is that you can't expect a thriving relaionship with someone you share nothing in common with. relationships within social circles are easier to obtain because you already have a base knowledge of each other.

tldr: dating is easy, you're just at a disadvantadge.

>>34337477
>i'm a girl teehee
>dating is easy
Fuck off slut.