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>>36232033
>tfw have basically the same legs as her

except less muscular

>>36232033
Of course, they must be tight, like loli tier
> I..I hope so

>>36232033
ucla student ehh?

and yes i would, I like skinny girls

>>36231999
sure why not , I not scared.

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>>36231999
So are you gonna put some hidden cams in the toilets or what anon?

>>36233230
How did you even come to that conclusion?
Do we have cameras now to prevent old men from going in the girls toilets?

no. if you're going to be alone anyway, might as well pick up a bottle and drink it at home since it's way cheaper.

now that you're there, there's options available that you could consider

you could be the wagie cuck serving you

>>36232007

go fuck yourself, bitchtits

>>36231947

With a break up at least you get some peace of mind knowing that she's alive and finding happiness for yourself

With death you'll suffer forever longing for what you used to have.

>>36231947
dying
>>36231955
dont listen to this faggot

>>36231947
dying.
stupid relationship called love wont hurt you due lost of someone. if she dying, you can do fuck more better girl anywhere with some cents, and of course break your wallen-garden lust and life.

human must have anti-good mode to balance this world. good luck

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i challenge him to a d-dance d-duel

www.latimes.com/sports/93018784-132.html

If dubs Virgin walker is the new official meme of r9k

>>36231927
If trips /r9k/ has a golden age starting right now

>>36231877

Technically there's nothing stopping you, go out, steal a horse and helmet, wrap yourself in some sheets and draw some red crosses, stride over there and conquer to your hearts desires.

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>tfw no heroic conquest of the holy lands, and venetian genocide with my anons

>>36232306

good luck don quixote.

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>>36231871

Seen any good animu lately?

>>36231871
>v64
Wot's this number then?

Also Samurai Champloo is fucking classic. Favorite eps have gotta be the Graffiti ep, Baseball ep, and the one where Mugen beats the fuck out of a million people solely because he's horny.

I'm a fan of Mugen.

>>36232226
maid dragon
>tfw I've resorted to watching shitty moe ecchi
I have become what I hated for so long

>>36231870
the Nosferatu target those who were chad or stacy in their mortal lives as a form of humility

>>36231889
Yeah, but turning them ugly won't change their personality. They're still going to be alpha and they'll rule over the beta nos

>>36231870
debofnight.andcuriouser.com/

was deb kindred?
was she a nossie?

I exclusively use PoF and E-harmony because I am quite ugly.

>>36231861
I would swipe no on him as a girl

wow he's so edgy.. but i mean
how else is he gna fight? he has no arms, legs, chest, stomach, or brain xD

>>36231797
You're not.
One time I was leaving a bar and didn't really realize I had to piss until I got to my car.
Ended up pissing in a bottle in a parking garage at 9 pm at night.

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When my ex-gf lived at her parents', her room opened right into thr living room

>Her step-dad would get up at 4am and watch TV for hours
>Have tiny bladder
>Wake up multiple times a night to piss
>Felt super awkward about walking through living room to bathroom with him there
>Started pissing in empty milk jugs to avoid the spaghetti
>My gf knew, didn't care
>Mfw there would be 3-4 gallons full of piss under her bed over time

No fucks given

INB4 "has gf reeeeee gtfo"

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>>36232104
*Had gf

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>>36231795
I swear to fucking Gawd if you Gen Z Antifa fucking faggots don't stop this shit we are putting you in concentration camps

>>36231795

I am mainly attracted to those types of women. Tomboys are the fucking best.

>tfw no tomboy gf

If I had one I wouldn't be on 4chan.

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>>36231885
This is why we shouldnt be promoting mutilating kids that want to change sexes . knock this shit off goys. You are not faggots.
>girls are ewwy
Remember that you, well youre not fully out of that stage yet. Wait till you
>get a wife
>get her tubes tied
>creampies for breakfast lunch and dinner

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>>36231745
Pls let me originally fill your tank

>>36231745
how about you post pooper then you get big boost bby

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>>36231745
Here you go, nignog

>>36231743
do you want me to call you a filthy degenerate

would that turn you on

cause you really arent, I did the same thing just now but with a rabbit vibe instead

O F F M Y B O A R D
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/b/
>>>/s4s/
>>>/trash/

>>36231764
I didn't think I was the only one, I just wanted to brag about my personal landmark.

>>36231735
I think you're on to something. Like we pick which one we would cream?

my mom and my dad

AWWWWWWW

except it's not infatuation, it's unconditional love !!!!!! <3333333333


XDDD AYEEEEEEE

>>36231759

Yeah whatever, we can do that too. I just want to see anon's taste in women.

Its getting scary yall

Still not to far into the movie for one to just drop in

testing poast