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>>34258493

everytime i meet a cute girl that happens.

>>34258493
>see cute girl
>shes taller than you

>>34258529
I've come to accept the fact that either the girls I meet have low standards, or the guys they date must have INCREDIBLY GOD-LIKE personalities that just outshine their appearance.

>>34258546
As a manlet I know this feel as well, I'm limited to how tall a girl can be for me to date her.

>>34258463
I'm only now starting to grow mine long but I've been through this with my beard. Felt depressed the whole day after cutting it short.

>>34258463
Fuck those guys, what job is it. If its kept up your hair should be okay for most jobs if you put it in a pony tail.

>>34258767
Not if you live in a socially conservative country. Even ponytails are scandalous

>>34258420
only gay boys are schizoids

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Gondola is my spirit animal.

I believe I am schizoid, at least to a moderate degree. I have a few friends though, however it's pretty much always them reaching out to me and initiating any interaction, if they didn't, I probably wouldn't talk to them for weeks or months. I never feel lonely, or the desire to find new friends or a partner, although I suppose I would be open to the possibility if it came along.

Only gotten laid once, 24 years old now; I was 22, put on a completely fake personality and landed a one night stand, who by the end of the night was beginning to have second thoughts before I just sealed the deal. Never had a girlfriend either, but several women have been interested, just not ones that were appealing to me.

Interestingly I would say I feel very loyal to my friends and actually care about them, although most of the time just don't feel the urge to initiate interaction with them.

>>34258370
/b/abby's first

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>>34258370
[s4s], then after a few months I started with r9k.

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>>34258370
/asp/ in like middle school when I was into MMA.

>>34258368
what the fuck is this?
Im not watching your goddam videos unless you explain yourself.

>>34258368
DON'T OPEN THIS. IT'S A SCREAMER.

Fuck you, OP.

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>>34258415
Not my videos. They all have over 100,000+ views so it's not like I'm trying to get views on youtube friendo.
Best I can describe the process is acupuncture without needles, you tap on various points on your body while you focus on your emotional distress and you feel better, the progress you make with it is permanent. The whole thing takes about a minute once you get the hang of it.

Here are the points you tap on.

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>>34258321
the best thing is when you fart while laying in bed and then dive under your blanket to inhale the fart

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>>34258410

the silent ones smell the best

>>34258321
Everyone likes their own brand

No shame in it brother

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>>34258229
>tfw funny one and group punching bag

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>being "the weird one"

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>being the one everyone mock because of his shitty life

You have a problem with this? Why?

>they could swap partners and be non the wiser
This makes me hard

Yeah, more and more twins are being born due to IVF procedures and infertility treatments.

I guess I can live with that. I mean, sure, it can be kind of annoying, but in the end, it's no big deal.

oh shit it me

sup bb I buy you tings

>>34258120
Fuck you men fall in love because its the first time in a long time someone shows affection
Get shit on most your life and when some one finally doesn't its godsend

If you dont want the e dick state out right your intentions an tell them you dont want to lead them on.
But you wont do that because it takes away from the attention you need.

What makes you think being nice to anyone will result in anything other than misery?

Deviated nasal septum

I enjoyed picking my nose. I wanna stop but can't help it. I'm 30.

But what you've done anon sounds bad. See a doctor

>>34258108
r u me?
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>>34258078
>this is the best meme 2017 has to offer

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>>34258078
Who can possibly say?;)

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>>34258112
i agree. the more pain and suffering the normies endure the stronger we grow

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Friendly reminder that /a/ is more robot than /r9k/

We aren't just bad at interacting with women and wish we could, we actively despise them.

>>34258062
friendly reminder that all boards on 4chan are for fucking normies
>tfw wizard master race

>>34258644
>implying weaboos arent normies

it's been shut down

For me it still worked yesterday evening.

how do you increase your IPD dammit and why does it go down a mm every year

>>34257931
>not doing the MAC system

>>34257944
But that system is reliant on friends and I don't have any of those

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>>34257931
1. Buy a boat
2. Take qt onto boat
3. Sail into open water
4. ?????
5. Profit

>tfw waiting for Princess to wake up so i can wish Her good morning

Steam bullies are the best <3

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>>34257982

I see. You are another of those in the land of down here

Do you autists actually get off to random people insulting you?
Don't you have any pride and self worth?