So imagine you're in a relationship. She loves you.
But than she pulls the using sex as a form of control card and gives you a reason why you don't deserve it.
What do you do?
leave retard
there are 4 billion other women in the world
Hire a hooker and fuck the hooker right in front of her.
She'd be devastated since she loves you and you'd be an asshole.
Probably would never forgive you.
vs
Break up with her because of no sex.
"omg is that the only thing you want"
You're an asshole for breaking up with her with no sex.
There's no winning.
>>35708946
If the problem is chronic, just be happy, look her in the eye, touch her cheek, caress her face, compliment her, then add the following:
"...but you're not woman enough to satisfy me as a man, so I will be having sex with other women from now on. It's not your fault, and I don't hold it against you. In fact, I forgive your frigidity. It will work out. I love you, good night!"
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Gibs bump plox
I intend to bump this shit
>you now suddenly remember that one girl you couldn't stop thinking about
>>35708900
Fuck. Anon was that necessary?
>>35708973
everyone must suffer
that pillow looks like a tit
So /r9k/, you are given a choice for a permanent wife. Riki Lindhome (left), or Kate Micucci (right).
They are both musicians and comedians.
Riki's Pros:
>Okay tits but not big enough to fuck
>Nice smile and voice
>Dresses well and can help you pick clothes
>Not very SJW, will laugh at offensive jokes, but does care
>Can play guitar and will happily teach you if you want
>Doesn't cook but gets takeout and goes to restaurants frequently and pays for you
>Cleans the house occasionally but only about half the time
Riki's Cons:
>Always touring, home for 8 months a year
>Invites SJW female comedian friends over
>Only drinks champagne and wine
>Watch chick flicks with her frequently if you want sex
>Some arguments
Kate's Pros:
>Can draw really well, can teach you
>Qt face and hair
>Extremely nice and won't argue as much as Riki
>Will take you to comedy clubs
>Will teach you ukelele if you want
>Cleans frequently and good cook
>Home a little more than Riki, 9 1/2 months a year
Kate's Cons:
>Tits and ass are flat
>Nasally voice but you'll get used to it
>A little more SJW than Riki
>A little insecure
>Doesn't drink at all but smokes weed
>>35708797
Id rather take my chances with real life
>>35708797
I'll take the hot one. Duh.
>>35708851
Personality is a little less than right though and it's a permanent wife
> tfw too intelligant to believe the Schrodinger's Cat theory
Someone smart explain to me how it isn't bull shit
It's an example for quantum stuff dick weed
>>35708776
It's just a metaphor you dumb fuck.
>>35708776
why do you not like it?
>17 yo younger sister takes my lunch to school by accident
>tell her I'll come drop her lunch at the school in my break
>get there and swap lunches
>sisters friend is with her
>Hey, anon! (with big smile) you're looking really good!
I haven't seen sisters friend for a while but when she used to come over she liked to play Mario Kart with me.
>uh thanks. y-you too.
>sister runs back to class without saying goodbye once she's got her lunch (typical rude roastie)
>sisters friend starts following slowly but the turns around, gives me another big smile and wave
>bye anon! :)))
What did she mean by this?
>>35708745
> inb4 "hurr she wants to slobber up your robot cum"
She was being polite because your an autistic loser and she feels sorry for you. That's also why she plays autistic children's video games with you too. For what little dignity you may have left and for your sister's sake, don't pursue and make shit awkward.
>>35708794
I'm definitely not going to peruse any girls ever. I know that I perceive nothingness as signs. Was just wondering if anyone else had similar stories.
I've never been delusional enough to think somebody would ever want me in any way.
anons I am disabled and cannot work etc. my only hobby is playing vidya and using the computer since I am unable to do other things. Right now I'm only playing League but hate it, yet continue to play since it's my only option. What other options are there? I've exhausted steam etc. but there are no other hobbies open to me. I think I'll just kms since my hopes of getting better are incredibly slim and I can't take much more suffering.
DotA.
MMO's in general (good time wasters).
Quit being a lazy nigger.
>>35708740
Maybe try to learn something like a language instead of just mewling like a defeatist.
My life is over gg
I have one last chance I'm 23 and the most I've worked for is 6 months as a line cook. I want to enroll in uni, but I don't know jackshit.
Im a highschool dropout (lel) and cant go into uni cos of that. Can I get a GED and while I'm getting it enroll in a uni? Am I even ellegible for a uni? Are unis gonna tell me to fuck off? Is my only chance a community college?
What the fuck do I do? How weird is it gonna be to be a freshman at 23?
>>35708689
Yeah your life is over I suggest you go out with a bang
Just go get your ged already it takes like two hours you dumb pussy. Maybe you arent "uni" material FUCKING BRITBONG ITS CALLED COLLEGE OR UNIVERSITY GOD DAMN IT
>>35708859
im mexican tbqh famalam I already jumped over the wall and im in your bootiful country where da white wimmin at
>be me
>in uni(college / university) accommodation.
>(inner monologue): "I really want an ice cream."
>Decide to go up to go to the kitchen
>Get to the kitchen to get ice cream
>Someone is in there
(Oh shit)
>They say hey to me
>(Inner monologue): "Oh shit what do I say,"
Getting frustrated
I say
>"Howd- I mean hey"
I then reach into the fridge and take out an iceream
(It's a Cornetto)
>He says nice ice cream
>This shocks me,
>I slip and drop ice cream on him
>It lands on his face then falls onto his food
>(inner monologue): "OH SHIT."
>Run away back to dorm
>Lock door
>It's been two days and I still haven't come out
In truth I don't know if I can just walk away from this. Maybe I will just wait here until I start starving.
>>35708662
>(inner monologue) "OP sounds kind of like a faggot..."
>>35708662
>(inner monologue) "OP can't stop sucking dicks holy shit"
>>35708662
>(inner monologue) "OP is very fucking autistic"
wtf how can be a virgin today and/or not have 2-3 GFs in your 20s?
literally unironically approach a girl an say "let's go to the club tonight, here's my number" - then later you fuck - done, she's your GF
>>35708641
That's degenerate anon.
Having sex with anyone other than your wife is unacceptable.
There is no love in that.
>>35708641
all advice with women is bullshit except for this
>be good looking
if you are good looking being autistic is quirky
if you are good looking being an asshole is being confident
if you are good looking being creepy is being funny
I know this is the ultimate truth because I used to be good looking before an accident. I will tell you this anons, the only things that matters with women is your looks.
>>35708675
Bullshit. You were always an autistic creepy asshole.
You will never achieve your dream
>>35708638
I'm going to Japan in a couple years
My only goal in life is to die
>>35708638
I'm going to go to japan on a travelers visa and ill never return. Then I'll just go homeless til I die or they try to deport me.
mfw 750 word formative essay was due in on monday
who here causes their own suffering due to easily avoidable reasons?
>>35708634
You are not a robot, you are a lazy cunt.
A robot cannot change his circumstances
You lazy piece of shit can.
STFU
get the fuck off 4chan and get it the fuck done.
its 750 words that 2 hours worth of work u spineless twat
750 is easy, why are you on 4chan if you're still in high school and not 18? Go back to lurking you faggot cuck.
>>35708634
Its anonymous here. Shit, if I get BTFO I start also replying to myself and join in on the abuse. It helps me cope desu
>flunking community college math
Who else is /dumb/?
>>35708623
I hate math, it's just memorizing things that the famous mathematicians have already done. All the 'smart' math kids are really just the studious ones who memorize formulas processes etc. in other words being good at math is a meme.
>>35708650
You're not wrong, but it does mean that anyone who's bad at maths is even more stupid than they thought
t. maths student
>>35708683
Not that anon but memory =/= intelegence.
>there's nothing special about sex and everybody has done it
>you are part of 0.1% of adults who have never done it
>even people who are starving to death in third world countries are fucking like there's no tomorrow
>>35708606
>>>/jp/ona
Buy an onahole my dude. You won't regret your decision.
If a relationship is what you're after, consider going gay.
>>35708606
I lost my virginity at 25. It's fucking overrated and there is nothing special about it. Nothing in you will change just because you've had sex. Sorry to break it to you, Anon.
>>35708618
>Buy an onahole
I live with my parents, no way I'm taking risk of getting caught
>consider going gay
fuck off queer
>>35708628
>fucking overrated
fucking everybody here says that shit, I don't care if it's not as good as I expect it to be, I JUST WANT TO EXPERIENCE IT AT LEAST ONCE SO I CAN JUDGE IT MYSELF
>You suddenly remember that one time you got absolutely DESTROYED in an internet argument
>The thread where it happened is still up on the internet for everyone to see
>>35708510
>be me
>Browse r9k for a year or two, too scared to post
(social anxiety)
>finally post
>someone disagreess with me
>close thread
>cry
>Don't come back for another six months
>>35708510
>win threads all the time
>no one cares
>you toil in obscurity forever and none of your ideas become mainstream
>>35708510
>that one time you got absolutely DESTROYED in an internet argument
I don't know this feel.