Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 13. page

>>39659657
Wake up sheeple, the (((titanic))) was a trick by the (((zionists))) ice(((bergs))) are a jewish conspiracy 14/88 glacier pride worldwide.

>The Iranians are back at it again
Elaborate. You have caught my interest

>>39660443
>a
yes
this is definetly roiginal

>>39659638
Keep going
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>>39659638
Let's hear it OP
The story of the piano man

Ok, here we goooo
>school is falling apart going in to sem2
>convince choir director that all his favorite kids are trash
>im the only good one now
>new teachers have nothing to go off of - they're easy to manipulate
>do this for pretty much all the clubs that look good for college
>president of the class, math club, chorus, and like 4 other clubs
>99th% for act
>get really close to my grandparents over the next few months
>turns out they're rich
>buy my a nice car b4 death
>find some girl 7.5/10 blonde really into musicals and such
>i like it too
>Piano wins any girl over
>break her away from christianity
>sex.jpg
>smooth ride through senior year
>grandpa rip - gives me a shitton of money
>graduate with hot gf, great car, free college, invest money
>life is pretty great because of some advice r9k gave me a few years back

Play the long game anon, it's easy to win when nobody knows you're playing

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>>39659515

>Tfw love doesn't exist at all

What was this guy's problem?

>>39659515
how do you get over the fear of getting cheated on?

>>39659543
He was a Mexican homosexual

>girl smiles at me
what am i supposed to do here?

>>39659569
Dunno but at least they smile at you

>>39659495
Because you deserve it!

>>39659569
Smile back, silly

babampf

>>39659462
tip of my dong

I met a guy near the post office near penn station who sold me heroin, i got pretty high there.

>>39659459
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lunar_Magic

>level 9 moon magic

What I can gather, it's essentially a all-round applicable elemental magic, focusing both on offence, defence, and healing. However, strength is limited to when the moon is out, and what part of its cycle it's in.

Erh, guess I'd invest in a robe and wizard hat, and become a night owl wizard.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Muse_Physiology

>become a talented qt on demand

Don't hit on me silly boys~

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Group_Empowerment

I get to represent all robots, kek. But exactly how strong?

>>39659420
>I want to get BLACKED.
>
>I desperately want a big, black, dominant hunk to seize me and fuck me and order me around; I want him to make me worship his musky cock and balls and asshole before fucking me roughly. I want to feel his hot breath on my face and his hands groping at me and grabbing at me; I want him to shoot his sperm all over my face, and let it cake there. I want him to make fun of my small cock and buy me a chastity cage, so that I'll never be able to orgasm except by anal stimulation.
>
>Why the fuck is BBC so addicting?
Dumb sissy white boi.

>>39659505
No. Dumb shill poster. Stupid nigger. That dick isn't even big

>>39659420
>sissy white bois are the only ones that black men
I'm gonna go kill myself.

>>39659319
Think niggers are subhuman parasites

niggers need to be castrated or genetically modified to be anything else but niggers

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>>39659352
That's pretty rude desu fampa

>>39659298
Pet cute foxey(in a totally platonic way)

>>39659298
I would totally be ok with this

Run like fuck..

>>39659194
I don't.
That's cool I guess.

>>39659194
i had it,and i just got my dick jewed

I had to look it up and I'm happy to say that my penis is nonexistent

>>39659189
das ist fluube

>>39659189
It's morning for me but I'm feelin alrite

>>39659903
>>39659903
ayyy yo man its good that young that you feel good bc thats all it matter nigga

>>39659162
What pushed you over the edge lol

>>39659162
Don't do it. Listen to me. You will regret what comes next.

>>39659182
My last and only friend completely ghosted me for no reason yesterday. All my life I've grown up without a single friend, I was always bullied and ridiculed by my coworkers and classmates, I've had enough of it.
>>39659198
Get out normal fag

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i'm wanting for an answer

Probably. But then again most girls wouldn't do that for a metal star. Then again, I'm not like most girls.

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>>39659144
No do not bring this to /r9k/
There is nothing worse than stupid forced memes like this

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>>39659114
dont do it anon. it aint worth it. I had a 3dpd who tried the same on me. you dont gotta be a beta if you dont wanna.
pic somewhat related

>>39659174
So ignore her?

>>39659114
dont really have any guidance but iw anna vent in this thread
>meet a girl off a /r9k/ discord recently
>get along super well
>she just happens to be nearby so we meetup
>we relate super well and everything just seems to workout, we get touchy and close really quick
>first time ive been with a girl and cuddled with one
>go on a couple more dates, start dating, have sex twice
>madly in love and would do anything for her
>relationship goes nicely for a few weeks
>one day, just get a random phonecall from her at 2 am
>sit through sex sounds for about 10 minutes before hanging up
>apparently she got back with her ex
>havent talked to her since after asking her what it was all about

what a way for ur first love to go right boys

>>39659050
There would be nothing to do.Everything would be given to you in a silver plate.

Suck my own dick bc its probs like 8 inch

>>39659050
Sniff my own butthole to see if it's any different