Windows 10 fags
Does windows automatically sign out of a profile if the computer has been in sleep mode for a while? I left some stuff open I don't want my parents to see and I'm not home.
>>38382374
yes, if it goes into sleep mode, the password screen will pop up upon waking it up.
>>38382374
Go to bed child
>if someone really wanted to see your shit they don't even need the password
>windows doesn't have 1st party encryption unless you pay more for it (bitlocker or whatever the fuck it's called)
Never fucked with it on 10, but you can set the screensaver to require a password on wake. Or just press WIN+L when you get up.
>tffw unstable right shoulder is in pain again
>unstable right testicle is causing involuntary cummies again
W-why are people so kind to me? I didn't do anything to deserve kindness, I just don't want to be a nuisance in anyone's life.
If they are kind to you is because the benefits of dealing with you (the feeling of doing something good, probably) outweigh the problems. You are not a nuisance.
>mfw just upgraded from 25mbps download internet to 250mbps download internet
Is that an original sonic pepe before wanna trade?
>>38507616
I just downloaded your pepe
get rekt nerd :)
>>38507814
>he thinks i didnt have the meme police on speed dial
its over man just hand it over
Post your ideal bf and see if you match with anyone here
>age
>weight
>height
>race/nationality
>employment status
>his personality
>his interests
PLUS
>Talk a bit about yourself.
This thread is not going to go over well, just a bunch of us dudes being ignored again while they seek out chad
>>38382252
>age
20-50
>height
taller than 5'4
>race/nationality
not black
>employment status
unemployed, preferably living with his parents
>his personality
beta as fuck, no dreams or motivations
>his interests
anime and video games
pic related, it's me
>>38382340
>This thread is just a bunch of dudes
Ftfy.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13491782
If you could share this, it could get a more random selection, therefore more accurate. Thank you!
I'd give him an A+ for triggering SJWs but a fail at actually governing.
>>38507491
B+ for pissing off the normies
>>38507546
>>38507512
Thank you for voting, guys. I appreciate it
>"Hey anon, do you wanna fuck?"
Anyone here manage to lose their virginity without aiming low or lowering your standards? (Chads don't count)
Cause I've had a few 3-4/10 hit on me but if I have sex I want it to be with someone I'm at least moderately attracted to, but normies think I'm crazy for this.
>>38382172
I waited until I was 20. Gotta admit I was tempted badly to hire an escort.
Ended up losing it to a 8/10 that had many guys chasing her. I was there when she needed me all the time while making it clear to her I had an abundance of women available to me (I didn't, fake it till you make it).
I don't regret waiting. It was the way I envisioned losing my virginity. To an attractive girl I liked.
>>38382172
I've got a weird story about this. I wrote a greentext for it a while ago but I haven't made a thread for it yet - I might post it here if anyone wants to read it.
Anyway, the short of it is that I managed to get with a literal 10/10, and my life hasn't been the same since. It's gonna be my source for self-esteem for the rest of my life lmao.
She's gone now, mostly because she's the kind of girls with all the momentum in life. So she's currently living in a big city, studying at one of the top universities in my country, and I'm left to rot in this shit town. I can't be mad at her for it, because she made me promise to move to the city next year, but I'm kinda nervous about that idea.
At the end of it all, I guess I'm just restless. I realised that I've been starved for affection all my life, and even reading her name on a screen gets my heart racing.
She was this weird ability to make my name sound like poetry when she says it.
I miss her adorable half-serious, half-joking pout.
>>38383086
>I don't regret waiting. It was the way I envisioned losing my virginity. To an attractive girl I liked.
This gives me hope. I hear so many guys complain that their first time was shit, and I'm like duh, you fucked the drunk fat town bicycle.
Why don't you guys do drugs? It gives you the same brain chemicals without the drama of a relationship
>Ecstasy makes you sociable and feeling as if you're in paradise
>Marijuana calms you down and makes everything funny
>Xanax makes you sleepy and apathetic. You literally don't give a shit about anything other than what seems pleasurable
>Cocaine makes you feel like a king
>LSD makes you see things, and if you're happy already, it makes you feel happier. :D
>Alcohol makes you feel good, whether you're happy or sad
So don't search for love, robots! Seek out drugs!
>inb4 it makes you retarded and will kill you
Why would you care about that?
Trippin' on a hole in a paper heart
I ain't dyin' anyway
>>38382131
Nigga I don't have that kind of money
>>38382239
>20 dollars for two molly pills
You're just making excuses.
ifuckinghateeverythingifuckinghateeverythingifuckinghateeverythingifuckinghateeverythingifuckinghateeverythingifuckinghateeverythingifuckinghateeverythingifuckinghateeverything
Can i just do whatever the fuck I want for a career? Like do I have to go to college? I mean my mom works for a college and im in a program where i can go to college tuition but I don't know what I'd do there. I really want to just like grow weed on a weed farm in cali and I want to produce music so that all kinda goes together because its all in los angeles anyway.
After i succeed at doing that I want to open up small business in things that interest me and slowly study the shit in my business and work on it so I can make my own business descisions better without needing people to do it for me. I literally want to do nothing else with my life but slowly learn more and more hobbies and make money with them.
I really really dont want butthurt college students and graduates coming here telling me its stupid. You already make 25 dollars an hour sitting in an office all day stop hurting my feelings.
THE BROTHERMAN BILL IS THE BROTHER LIVING AT THE TOP OF THE HILL
>>38382017
BA DADADADADAAAA
>>38382081
THE BROTHERMAN BILL IS THE BROTHER WITH THE BROTHERMAN BILL SKILLS
BA DADADADADAAA
tell me why you think your country is not much like burgerland and I will tell you why it is exactly like burgerland
There are not many Americans here
>>38381907
Free health care
Head politician is only mildly scummy
No fear of being shot
Leave door unlocked most of the time even though I live across the street from a crap neighborhood
Multi party goverment so I have options other than lame grandma and Scum
Short mostly quiet elections, 2-3 months of bickering then they shut up and everybody votes
>>38382023
leafland is basically burgerland
>having a good day
>BAM brain reminds me that I never had a girlfriend, went to prom, have no future, and I'm probably going to die alone
MAKE IT STOP
>Not critically evaluating your thoughts before you freely choose to think them
baka
The epitome of irony is that /r9k/ is the board most frequented by women.
No, /cgl/ is almost entirely women.
Mainly because whining about things instead of manning up and fixing them is a womanly trait
Lots of women on /fa/