Paris:
>can't fight, weak and a pussy
>has no real status, his brother will inherit all power
>a feminist
>hopeless romantic, puts women on a piedestal
>extremely good looking
Menelaos:
>tall, strong and a great fighter
>king of a powerful Greek kingdom
>alpha as fuck, all men respect him
>doesn't give a fuck about Helen and see her as a breeding machine while he has 10 sidechicks
>average looking
Explain why Helen chose Paris, PUA-fags. Almost as if maybe girls prefer the good looking nice guy to the ugly tough guy?
>>38250206
>Explain why Helen chose Paris
The same way as women chose Casanova.
>doesn't give a fuck about Helen
Gee, I wonder why she didn't like him. All women want to be #1.
>>38250302
b-but Roosh told me that the way to a woman's heart is to treat her like shit and don't care for her
>be 8
>leave door open at night because closed door scary
>be 18
>close door at night because open door scary
anybody else make this transformation or am I just retarded
>>38250197
Yeah, friend. I'm the same.
>>38250197
same here.
but started closing the door at around 16.
>Be 6
>Leave pants in fear of the dreaded rape monster known as pogo
>Be 19
>Leave pants off in hope of rape monster pogo
Does anyone else like toast or am i dslix?
>every girl turned me down after talking me up to others
>would then try to hook me up with their landwhale friends
>only three friends I can truly confine in
>>38250183
>Not attracted to 90% of girls, the thought of kissing a girl I don't like makes me vomit
>social outcast with only very few male friends whom I barely see
That's pretty much it
intimacy is the one thing I refuse to give up on
>>38250183
>give up
No, i avoid it because i have extreme fear of intimacy.
Choose one and only one
>I'm white therefore my skin color leads to asian women dating me and I am privileged this way
>white privilege doesn't exist
>I'm OP and I'm a faggot
>>38250181
>when you are so utterly btfo that you immediately resort to ad hominem
>>38250172
>thinking dating asian women is a privilege
lol. Asian men should date asian women. White men should just fuck them.
Is there anyone whose company that you enjoy? A friend? Family? Online friends? A pet? Do you like being around anyone and enjoy yourself with them?
phat booty bitches
>>38250170
I enjoy being around my family, but the longer I spend around them I start to realize they'll never be able to empathize with me beyond the fact that I'm related to them. They pay me compliments but I doubt they'd care if I wasn't blood.
No, not really. I have given up on trying to fit in. I spend time with my family few times a year but I do not enjoy socializing.
>Be 21
>Haven't had a girlfriend since I was 19
>Used to have decent luck with girls
>Had 3 longterm relationships (1.5, 1.5 and 2.5 years respectively)
>Last girlfriend was by far my favorite, we'll call her PP (her initials)
>We got along incredibly well, not to sound too gushy but she was my ideal gf
>Only got in 1 fight over the 2.5 years we dated
>She was two grades below me, but honestly more mature than 90% of kids in my grade, me included
>Have only talked to her maybe 4-5 times in the 2 years since we broke up
>Broke up because I moved 5 hours away for college and we didn't wanna drag it out with long distance
>Not hung-up on her really though
>It was great while it lasted but we agreed we were gonna break up when I moved like 6 months before the actual move
>Was home to celebrate the 4th and my birthday (2nd)
>Talking to my mom she brings up PP
>Asks how she's doing
>Tell her we haven't talked in nearly a year
>Every time we talk I remember how great she is and it bums me out
>Decide to text her to catch up and see how things are going
>We talk and agree to meet up and chill on the 4th
>She says I can come over to her house
>Says her parents will be out til that night
>???
>Drive to her house and stop at CVS to pick up condoms just in case
>Get there and meet her outside
>She asks if I wanna go on a walk
>Sure
>We walk for 2-3 miles, catching up
>Talking to her it's like I never left, we get right into the groove
>Get back to her house and we're hungry
>Make some pasta
>Don't feel like doing more dishes so we both eat right out of the pot
>Cute moment
>We put on some music to eat to
>When we're done she stands up and starts kinda bobbing around
>She puts her hand out
>Used to do this when she wanted to dance
>Take her hand and we dance around terribly for a little
>Try to keep it platonic while dancing
>Room for Jesus
>Feels Like We Only Go Backwards comes on
>Stop these feels
>She rests her head on my shoulder and we sway together
>Stay like this for another minute or two
>She smells exactly like when we used to date
>Had this vanilla and lavender essential oil
>It's a really cute moment
>My body has other plans
>Boner.exe
>Feel it starting to grow, don't want her to feel it as well
>Platonic, remember?
>Ask if she still has her record player
>Go back to her room to put on a Grateful Dead album
>She has a hammock hung up above her bed
>She sets it up for me and I lie in that while she lies below me on her bed
>Just chill for a bit, talking and get through 4 or 5 songs before I get bored of the Dead ask if I can put in Is This It
>Don't feel like getting back in the hammock so I sit down on the bed and she sits up
>We're both sitting against the wall maybe two feet apart
>Ask if she still smokes ever
>She does, she has a gram in her closet
>The Strokes are prime smoke music
>Both take 2-3 hits, not roasted just kinda vibing
>Go through the whole album, then Lift Your Skinny Fists, then some random other songs just chatting and looking through some artsy magazines she has
>It's called Frankie I'm pretty sure
>Would take another hit every 30-40 minutes to maintain the high
>Her house phone starts ringing
>Her parents say they're leaving now and should be home in about 4.5-5 hours
>They were visiting friends half a state away for 3 days
>Asks me what time I have to leave
>It's 3:30 now, I'm meeting my family to go out to dinner and then watch the fireworks at 8
>I can just stay til 7:30, be gone by the time they get back
>The original plan was to just chill for two or three hours, but I've been here since eleven already
>She asks if I'm getting bored
>Says we can go do something else
>Tell her no, I'm really enjoying just listening to music
>Me and her have the exact same taste in music
>Outside of her I've only had one other friend I could talk about/ listen to music with and haven't spoken to them much since we graduated.
>Feels really good to just show each other new songs we've found
>After putting on a new song she comes back and rather than sit down beside me (the gap had closed) she lies down and puts her head resting on the side of my leg
>By this point I'm sure we both still like each other
>Still don't wanna make a move because I figure it'd just bring back up feelings, and I still don't wanna do long distance
>I grab a pillow and put it between her head and my leg
>She looks up at me and smiles and says thanks
>Get tired of music and put on Netflix
>Watching some cheesy D-List movie
>Well barely watching, mostly just talking with the occasional pause to laugh at how bad the movie is
>It's like 5 now
>Tired of sitting up I grab another pillow and put it beside hers and lay down beside her
>Closer than normal for platonic I suppose but not quite cuddling, no contact
>Realize I probably won't see her again until next Spring at the earliest if we do wanna keep in touch
>She goes every winter to Australia to visit the rest of her family over Christmas
>Fuck it
>I haven't touched a girl since we broke up
>Wrap my arm around her and sorta rub her arm
>The movies over by this point but we don't feel like putting on another one
>She wraps her legs around my leg
>ThisIsNotPlatonic.png
>I'd rather regret being romantic and bringing up old feelings now rather than regret not and continuing my two years of solitude.
>We talk for a while like this
>We don't talk like this for a while, just cuddling in silence
>I could always tell when she was feeling frisky
>She gets really quite and starts breathing deeper
>Now or never
>Lean in and kiss her
>She tangles her fingers in my hair and pulls me in closer
>Kisses me back
>Grab her hips
>She rolls on top of me
>Forgot how good making out feels
>Return of the Erection
>She starts grinding on me
>Jesus Christ I missed this
>My hands under her shirt on her breasts
>Pulls back after ~10 minutes
>Asks if I have any condoms
>CVS you beautiful saint how I love thee
>We had fucked when we dated before but it had always been rushed
>Like one of our parents were gonna be home in 20 minutes or we were alone in our bedroom but had to keep the bed from squeaking
>We have the house alone for 2 more hours
>Best sex of my life
>Put every other time to shame
>Go through the 3 pack and make a quick run to the convenience store 3-4 mins from her house to buy some more
>6 times in a day, new personal record
>Finally time to go
>We agree to keep in touch
>Fast forward 2 days, I'm back at my apartment
>We had been talking pretty much non-stop since the 4th
>I remember she's going to college
>Can't believe I forgot to ask her about that
>Ask her where she ended up going to college
>Other college like 30 minutes (driving) from my college
>"Oh shit, really?"
>"Yeah why?"
>"You know that's right near my college right?"
>"Wait oh yeah you go to college in (name of my town). I forgot where you went"
>She's moving in to a place 6-7 miles from me
>Neither of us have a car but I can public transportation/ walk there in like an hour
>We make plans and she's coming up to my apartment to spend a week from the 11th to the 17th.
>Literally on cloud nine since then
>TFW no longer TFW no gf
What does it feel like to cuddle with a qt girl?
Idk it gets old. I was just cuddling with my qt lesbian friend that I have a close platonic relationship with. She took up the whole fucking bed and passed out on my chest, so I just got up and went to lay down in another room.
Cuddling is overrated/10
>>38250142
My pillow doesnt cuddle me back
>>38250142
I'm 49 and kissless virgin, and yet don't know how does it feel.
wtf
which is better and why in your honest opinion?
>>38250126
left would be a freak in the bed
right would lie there like a dead fish
>>38250126
shit thread
original post
>>38250126
>"actually innocent"
right one is the right one
Well r9k. Its me. Deportation anon. I called my grandparents to let them know im coming soon. First thing that happened was i got told off by my grandma for not greeting her.
I dont think i will make it,
Pic is time stamp. Australian date format is day/months/day so its 9/7/2017. The time is AEST UTC +10 which makes the time of this post 7:28pm
why didn'y you greet your drandmother, cunt?
We're not interested in your $0 chink watches
>economy
I thought you said you had 50k neet bux saved up?
Might as well spend money for a decent seat, no?
who else /fake it through the day with some help from Johnnie Walker Red/ ?
maintaining a buzz all day takes a fucking lot of effort. i don't see how the alckys do it.
>>38250088
>Red
Fucking degenerate, Drink a real man's whiskey like black or gold maybe a bit of jack.
>>38250088
I swig on this all day, usually a half bottle a day.
join our minecraft r9k discord
2G9bpCN
>discord
>minecraft
I really wish normies and children would leave /r9k/ forever.
>>38249867
>invite expired
Why does this always happen?
POST ANOTHER LINK
is it feasible for a neet like me to become a drug dealer?
i'm likely going to be homeless at some point, so i was thinking of blowing my savings on an absurd amount of drugs from a dn market and then going to normie raves to resell as much as i can at an upmarked price
any flaws in this plan?
>>38249792
Yeah, it's very illegal and you can go to jail for over 20 years. Not fun. And it's not like there's no work involved. You should just get a normal job.
>>38249817
if i get caught I can just take a lethal dose of nembutal that i bought a while ago
>>38249792
Odds of becoming a rich drug dealer are insanely low. According to the FBI only 0.2% of all drug trafficking cases reach million dollar status. Keep in mind 3% of all Americans are millionAires. Look up continuing criminal enterprise
Who else here /starvingbecauseboredofeating/?
I can't be assed to go cook or buy any food and I don't mind dieing over it, have a shit load of water in my room but I have to wonder how long it'll last. Currently on day 4, AMA and share your experience with this.
>>38249732
s h a m e l e s s s e l f b u m p t h a t i s o r i g i n a l
>>38249732
Originally giving this a final bumperino
Yeah I do this. Too tired to learn how to Cook something so I just don't eat.
Minorca
>>38249647
stop posting this garbage
>>38249695
Byzalora
Windows 11
Daily reminder; if your pants are darker than your shirt girls look the other way.
>>38249589
is this an example of that?
oh shit, another arbitrary rule
glad I stopped giving a fuck in 2010
Jokes on you, my shirt is black and pants are dark grey.