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>>38569742
>forgot to reconcile the rectum resevoir
It's over bros

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i can tell that this thread is going to be friggin ep*c

please include me in the screenie for reddit

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>>38569798
you have been included my friend. Posting this on 9gag as we speak

i'm black myself and even i wouldn't date you lol
it has nothing to do with racism

Stop being more repulsive than hellspawn then, nigress.

>>38569750
>i'm black myself


Nigga, the fuck you say? Let me tell you somethin nigga, you need to stop hatin yo own race and hatin yoself. You sayin you'd choose a demon bitch over some fine as black woman? The fuck wrong with you boy? You scared of some black pussy?

Hey everyone! I can finally use my notebook again. I kinda left the business with Absalom unfinished. Hope he shows up.

>>38569725

Hello Dan! Do you have a Lichess account yet?

http://www.keepcalmandcarryon.com/creator/

Make some banners.

To save them, printscreen, paste into Paint, and crop.

>>38569656
i don't really pay attention until i see some ugly cunt with an average or attractive partner. if even they are capable then i must be some kind of sub-human who's even worse

>>38569693
What happens if you see a fellow ugly person who you would say is the same level of ugly as you? What do you think?

>>38569656
I typically just keep my mouth shut...
Inside I think to myself "Oh god please get away from me"

And then I realize it's my reflection on the window the whole time...

I would with my father. I've had feelings for him for a long time. My mom was evil and never let me see my father when I was little. She lost custody of me eventually for being abusive and he took care of me by himself. I fell for him pretty hard for him, he's really handsome and sweet and cool. I would get super jealous when women tried to get close to him.

I don't think he would reciprocate my feelings though. I wish he would, I would do anything for him.

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Yeah, I guess l would.

>>38569625
I've had feelings for my dad for long time too, my mother's not abusive thankfully, but she's kind of an asshole
Honestly, you should tell him and try to get it over with, I did and it sucks but now I'm not waiting on him anymore or anything

https://www.ua.edu/news/2017/06/ua-alumna-creates-artificial-pancreas-open-sources-blueprint

Welcome to the future lads

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>>38569448
>>government is huge and 1984
>>supporting free software is like being in a small underground resistance
>>we are currently fighting for the future
>>we have cyberpunk implants like opensource pancreas replacments
>>government is constantly spying on us
>>normies have become slaves to their companies

government as we know it does not exist anymore, sadly: we live in pseudo-democracies where we cannot be only manipulated by corporations to choose what we want on their behalf, we dont vote
elections are run by robots who choose for us, since most people is too lazy too vote for themselves
robots consider which candidate is "the best" and even if you decide to vote, they modify your choice to benefit the fat cats
everyone has implants on their brains, allowing the developing companies to read their thoughts and dreams (its the latest trend, it even allows you to take pictures by blinking in a certain way, and not having it its like living in the current year without tvs, smartphones nor pcs)
only remaining autists, gentoomans and poor people who cannot afford to buy the latest devices have organized in tax heavens, polinesian countries and isolated places like greenland and siberia, where they resist against the botnet and have traditional republican governments which are considered rogue states by the international community
as these republics are considered harmful and dangerous, persons living in "regular" contries are prosecuted on behalf of "security"
>it will never be a popular anime
>you will never be the protagonist

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>>38569448
All that stuff is still too underdeveloped for our world to be considered cyberpunk, but maybe in a few decades we'll have some better shit

>>38569423
Nice job roastie pretending to be a robot pretending to be a robot pretending to be a roastie pretending to be a robot pretending to be a normie pretending to be a fembot

>>38569423
please let me lick the cum off your face once chad's done with you!

Can you teach me how to get fucked by Chad?

>>38569393
I agree with you on one thing that this board is dead. Imo I just think it's summer kids getting rowdy which is normal. Last year they wanted to take back the board and the year before that it won't happen.

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>>38569453
its a shame i missed out on this place when it was in its golden years i hadnt started browsing until 3 or so years ago when i started college this ended up being the perfect place for my chubby neckbeard anime loving ass. its just too bad i got here late

>>38569393
The board have changed alot just past months, it really feels so.. >>38569453 but maybe its the summerfags doing..

I think youtube & and pewdiepie made this board know for the public, with videos like YLYL, besides the media.

There're other boards, but the one i've in mind is alot slower and are depressing AF.

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>>38569341
I don't go to parties often but when i do i just go sit somewhere and get drunk

I wish parties were just sitting on a table and drinking until people pass out.
I can't stand the typical clichee party.

>>38569341
Damn, i wish someone would invite me to the houseparty.

every day we stray further from god's light
gas the world

I thank YHWH for this everyday.

We need to wipe the slate clean. Just fucking raze the world. Let some other species have a turn being the dominant being on the planet. Humans wasted their chance.

Clingy, creepy men who think it's their birth right to have a more attractive partner
So most of this board

>>38569270
Guys won't pay their meals.

>>38569389

Is that like betas that won't wife up sluts when they're 35?

if that arising by evolution makes less sense to you than it beeing designed by a giant old man in the sky, let me ask you where did that thing that designed it got designed? where does god come from, how did he get his power?

>>38569333
> where does god come from, how did he get his power
He always had it, or you could go the Elon Musk route and believe we're in a simulation made by intelligent AI.

Also why can't you have both? A designer who allowed evolution to take place?

>>38569260
>Pascals wager
You really have to believe that God is the biggest patsy to believe that shit. Like, God is omnipotent and demands worship for some reason, but oh, he can't tell the difference between genuine and "afterlife-optimizing" worship.

>>38569234
I mean, if you really put in the effort you could get into organized crime. Start by seeing drugs, and build a crew. Get into burglary and selling stolen goods, and ripping off drug dealers. Gangsters are just thieves with friends.

>>38569293
I meant to say "selling drugs"

It's not like the godfather movies anymore. You don't want to be a gang banger, you're just a tool for the higher ups, to be discarded when you're no longer useful

>>38569169
What are the four personalities?

>>38569169
I meet them all the time but it's because I have Aspergers and Borderline Personality Disorder/Histrionics in all form disgust me at an instinctual level so I gravitate towards very decent people.

Thanks genetics!

>>38569169
another fembots don't exist thread
you aint that speeshul yourself famn

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>>38569126
You'll be alright, dog...Just relax...

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>>38569248
MY HAT IS SLIPPING

ARF ARF ARF

I'm just a shitty phone poster, I don't have the strength to flip you over, somebody with a computer, save this pupper