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If a musclebound Chad can look qt after transitioning, what's your excuse for not following your dreams?
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>>39286629
Huh. He grew freckles, interesting.
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>>39286629
>Tfw passable trap
>Tfw know none of these people that ever post on lgbt and here will ever pass
>Tfw life is just a disgusting fetish for these sorts of people
I hope all of you fucking die
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>>39286629
i would fuck him either way

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Why not settle for someone like this?
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>>39286621
i cant even speak to a fucking woman without wanting to kill myself, good joke.
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>>39286621

:wave:

I have issues with making eye contact
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she's too high

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Looking to expand my collection.
Lets do it
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Will chad become the new religion of the west?
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>>39286449
I like the Rick and Morty Vs renegade angel one
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chadstrong

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bmi 25.7
height 5'10
weight 179.5 lbs

i wanna lose weight to like 165lbs or so
i started dieting on 21.08 to 23.08 but it was the harshest diet possible, 1200 calories a day, and no eating after 18:00 which was too much change for me since i was overeating and suddenly it went hard on me, also one day i decided to exercise which is wierd for me since i don't ever do that in 3 days i lost 2 pounds somehow, but, i couldn't last much longer

however, lately i've stopped drinking soft drinks and eating after 18:00, seeing i lost weight like i did, how much weight can i expect to lose doing what i just listed (not eating after 18:00 and not drinking soft drinks)
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>i started dieting on 21.08 to 23.08 but it was the harshest diet possible
>however, lately i've stopped drinking soft drinks

Jesus, Op.

Now that you finally stopped drinking fucking soda you'll start losing weight. Also, hopefully you've stopped drinking juice, too.
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>>39286468
not native english, to be more clear i drink only water
and yes it was harsh since i am used to overeat but then suddenly next day i went on the harshest diet possible, 1200 calories a day, lost 2 pounds in 3 days

also, i don't exercise at all and will probably not, so i was wondering will just reducing to drinking water and not eating after 18:00 help
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>>39286859
Just drink black coffee all day.

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I'm 23 virgin "fembot"
One of my friends, she's 20, and she told me she liked this guy and that she was gonna go and "hang out" so she was the one who approached him first. Now they are together and they spent all summer together. Question to all the men out here: if a girl approaches first is she desperate/ is it off putting or a turnoff?
The thing is this girl is a 5/10, has acne, but she's outgoing/ loud and the guy she liked was a semi chad.
I feel bad because when she told me she liked him and that she was thinking of approaching him I kind of laughed internally and said to myself there's no way she's gonna get with him. I feel like a dumbass. I'm thinking of doing the same thing although I'm not very talkative and I have social fobia, like I sweat and stuffer and my voice and body language changes involuntarily. I'm practicing in the mirror, I did it today but then I just stared at myself thinking what the fuck am I doing.
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fuck off you stupid piece of shit cunt
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>>39286178
When girls approach first, it makes them look easy. If you're going for Chad, then this is a good thing. Unless you don't put out and then he'll be mad. If you're going for a beta, he's going to think you're a slut and be wary of getting an STD. Although if he's desperate, he'll still probably accept your advances. Then be mad if you don't put out.
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>>39286178
>fuck off you stupid piece of shit cunt
ditto

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Guys, I'm in love with a fictional character. I've never experienced this before, but I haven't been able to stop thinking about Makoto ever since I finished Persona 5. I will never be with her, and it kills me.
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>>39286087
Kill yourseld faggot so you can ascend to the anime dimension. Have fun writing that suicide letter.
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>>39286087
She's a budget Naoto, anon
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>>39286087
>loving Makoto
>not loving best P5 girl Futaba
Kill yourself friend you have shit taste

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>Black person does something inarguably terrible, eg. Kills a child or rapes someone
>Other black people refuse to tell the police because "NAWWW NIGGUH I AIN'T GON BE NO SNITCH"

Literally why are black people so immoral?
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>>39285950
Because they wish to live?
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>>39285950
because pigs in a uniform will always be worse than the lowliest nigga
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Niggers will kill whoever snitched on them/their friends. They just don't get involved. Immoral yeah, but nigs are selfish and they just want to look out for themselves.

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Horny Robot Thread.

Post your fetishes, favorite porn stars/artists/videos, whatever. Preferably taboo, but not insane level. (Scat,
Gore, anything illegal.)


I really really like anal stretching/loose holes and even a bit of prolapses. In reality, it would be very inconvenient and strange and unhealthy, but fuck it turns me on.
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>>39285945
You can't post that without giving source?
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>>39285945
My favorite porn artist is Shadman
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>>39285985
Didn't mean to add that interrogation mark at the end.

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Well boys im officially 18 as of this moment

AMA
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>>39285821
why you posting pictures of this girl?
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>>39285821
You're now legal. Yay, my odds are looking up.
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>>39285848
Well i didnt have any other picture close at hand desu and i like her eyes

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The grim reaper comes to you right now and he asks you:

> 1. What is your last wish?

> 2. What did you wish you did differently in this life?

> 3. Who mattered to you the most?

Please explain why.
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>>39285649
id slap him across the face and demand an explanation of why it took so fucking long then id proceed to ride shotgun on his grimreapomobile
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>>39285695
You can't shoot a spooker. Why do you want to die?
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>tfw even the grimp reaper is data mining
>tfw probably have to solve captcha before I can die

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Well /r9k/??? Do you pick left or right???
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>>39285612
>Considering right as an Option
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>>39285612
were not all suicidal
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left is fine.

I can show her off at the mall and look down on no gf losers

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fembots why would Chad want your dry used up roastie when he can have prime 16 year old pussy?
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>>39285382
sauce??

original fucking damn it
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Fembots want robots, not Chad. The problem is robots just want Stacy.
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>>39285382
'Cause I'll eat his ass.

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What do you think of my girlfriend? She's gettign CHANG'D every night.
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She looks a bit retarded
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>>39285375
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KILL THEM BOTH
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>>39285375

>those friendzone eyes

You're not fooling anyone

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How can female(female) enjoy anal if they don't have a prostate?
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>>39285297
Trick question. THEY DON'T
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it's hard to know what to think of women anymore, or why they enjoy things. They lie so much a simple question isn't enough.
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Hey. Look.

Only the first ~3 inches do the work, the rest is just to place it in the right area.

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>mom should have been back from work an hour ago
is she dead?
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60,000,000 if you want her back OP
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>>39285242
Are you in the wrong house?
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She's bent over her boss's desk.

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