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>talking to people

GTFO

>>34571168
I just think it's cringey and they're just constantly putting up airs

>>34571168
I use them in regular conversation, but the only regular conversations I've ever had were with my brother. I don't curse around people I don't know well and I don't curse around people I am supposed to respect, like my parents.

I don't really care if people curse in their conversations. When I'm listening to some unsuspecting normies' conversations, the curse words sometimes make it even more interesting to listen to.

>>34571136
I remember hearing someone say their friend's dad had a hand fetish so he would watch shopping channels to ogle hands displaying items.

I think I've developed a mouth fetish in the past year or so.
It's difficult to find good material for it

Do you just want to live a quiet life, OP? Are a bunch of over-sized Japanese teenagers chasing you around?

I have a lot of bizarre fetishes but the one that fits the theme of this thread is hair.

Body hair, facial hair, head hair. As thick as possible. I just want to run my hands through it, all of it. However, I do prefer shortish hair that wouldn't tangle in my hands and has more of a texture rather than just being silky smooth.

>>34571134
Whites make the best sissies but Azns make the best trannies.

>>34571134
>>34571195
Yeah, I actually prefer white traps and femboys. Asians make great ones too though.

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>>34571134
This, asian bois make the best trannies.

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>>34571127
>chad
Ahahahahahaha his face is good for opening beers I give him that

cheekbones doesn''t equal attractive chad

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>>34571127
huh? lol i know him irl
wait i don't get it who is he btfo?

peggy more amusing imo

>>34571066
It's okay anon. I have a degree in Classical Music Studies. I don't really see much of a connection that the general public has for that music outside of music programs at universities. So finding good gigs may be more challenging for me.

>>34571066
Same but by the looks of things I'm probably gonna start university at 20 or 21, god forbid 21, but it's all my faults and I am reaping the the outcomes of my decisions.

>>34571213
>>34571266
What the fuck do I do though? I can't see a successful life in my future.

shit bro i zac'd ef in the theater next to an entire family and they didn't even get mad. they were like "yup"

>>34571082
nigga i zac'd ef ron the bald spot of the guy sitting in front of me. he turned around all mad but then he saw it was cum from zacing ef and he gave me a big smile and a thumbs up. then before he turned back around he swiped his finger along the cum blob and then licked it off and said "YUM, YUM!" really loudly. people in the theater were like "shut up d00d!!" but he yelled back "I WAS EATING CUM FROM SOMEONE ZACING EF" and everyone stood and gave a big smile and a thumbs up (i could see from their shadows on the screen). then the guy in the projector booth yelled "hey everyone sit down!!" but they all yelled back WE'RE GIVING THUMBS UP TO A GUY WHO SAID YUM YUM BECAUSE HE ATE CUM FROM ZACING EF and the projector guy smiled and gave a thumbs up. i slumped in my seat. fucking mortifying.

he swore a blood oath at comic con san diego 2016 that he's playing batman's son in the next batman & friends movie and he's going to show full frontal, clear penis shots (as in several seconds long, taking up the entire frame) erect and flaccid.

Most girls are pretty programmable, senpai. My GF wasn't really interested in camping or history before but now she at least fakes it/dabbles to make me happy.

The types of girls who are into that music are usually super egoistic cunts who look down on you for not listening to bootleg FLAC recordings of Brian Enos stomach growling

>>34571020
LITERALLY met a girl from soc whos into mathrock.

https://media.missguided.co.uk/video/upload/vc_auto,q_80/v1484648752/Done/DE911369.mp4

It's just a robe

>>34571009
lmfaoooo asdfadsf

ya but idk i dont see silhouettes like that lately
i think its kinda cute? :D
what styles do you like?

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I wish Jesus was real, he sounds like a cool guy.

Heaven sounds pretty cool if you actually read real Christian texts. It's not the floating on clouds in ecstasy bullshit. There are supposed to be real kingdoms up there where greater men face even greater challenges and reap greater rewards than before.

>>34571023
>I wish Jesus was real
you just made him real you goober

>>34571190
Jesus is real. Not real like how a lot of people think but he is real.

>>34570955
Oh, man, I hated that song. But what came to my head when you mentioned it are memories of when my friend was still alive and my dad would drive us to school. This was in the charts at the time and often playing in the car. It's coming up to the anniversary of his death this week. Feels bad.

>>34571073
:`( sad...I feel sorry for you even though it's probably been a while since your friend passed away...It must have been really hard anon

>>34570955
I think of a girl I moved across the country to New York state for. Stayed there for a year. She didn't make me happy. Came back.

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I will not forgive you.

and I will not forgive them. the sins of the parents shall be taken out on the children.

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I suppose that they will not suffer. It will be quick.

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When I set out, I come for you.

>>34570892
You got that from a /pol/ thread I made where a uncle tom from the Bahamas wrote exactly this.

be the change you want to see in the worId

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>>34570892
Same dude. Being black is suffering

>too intelligent for 90% of my people so cast aside
>automatically seen as typical nigger ape by other races unless they get to know you so they steer clear
>impossible to find blacks like me to connect with becausw they are hidden
>called an uncle tom/white ass nigga for taking interest in the maths, enlightment religions such as zen buddhism, etc.
>cant date a qt asian girl that I like because of her dad


why is life all about suffering. Sometimes I wish I could go back to being the nigger I once was as a kid. I got into a hell of a lot of trouble, but at least I had friends and fun days

>>34570859
>pure
You're mistaken OP

i think you have problems dude

>that body
>but that face
I'm conflicted

>>34570844
Because women only want the attention that is received by self harming.

>>34570844
>Attention seeking cutting male13yo male of the past here.
It really is a SOS for me, I was a bitch that wasn't allowed to talk about my feelings. I also found myself magnetized to girls that did the same.
Some did it in places to be found (arms)
Other put them in specific hidden places. Legs, stomach and back. One did it for the endorphin rush, an attempt to qualm manic or hysterical states. She always did it to a degree that made me realize I was a fag. I might scrape an straightened paperclip over the same one inch on my arm for a minute, she would cut 40-60 cuts all parallel on her thigh.

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I don't date them - they have issues. but I think it looks kinda neat.

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You are never her first choice, period.

>>34570796
This is why you hire some outside help from a hot guy and put her through the test, hire him to approach and show interest towards her for some time and see if she's another gold digging whore or a good woman who actually wants to stay with you.

And if she turns out to be shit at least you get to see the look on her face once you reveal the jig, checkmate bitch.

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Your wallet is what they are after, not you as a decent human being.. Invest your money wisely