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Seriously robots.
How do I control my constant desire to masturbate? I've failed every no fap less than a week into them? I've missed important dates and deadlines.
I've amassed a 5TB collection and belong to a private porn tracker site, which I use every day.
How can I stop this? I'm beginning to think there is such a thing as porn addiction.
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>>35198139
>I've amassed a 5TB collection
delete it, simple as that. i always failed nofaps when i had porn in the bookmarks. if there is nothing to trigger your horniness, there is no urge to fap. avoiding red 4chan boards is a good start, too
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>>35198139
Enjoy it while you can. When you reach mid 30s your libido will drop and it will be hard to even get an erection anymore. Porn will stop being arousing and sex will sound more like a chore than an enjoyable activity.
Use it before you lose it,unless you regularly get good exercise, in which case you'll get erections even in your 60s.
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SSRI antidepressants.
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So what are your hobbies?
Original Recipe
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None anymore.
I just stare at this board until the sun goes down.
You?
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I paint figurine
doing guitar a little
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if i had hobbies, i wouldnt be a robot
protip: masturbation, videogames and 4chan are not hobbies
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I quit smoking and drinking soda 5 days ago. When is the pain in my throat going to go away? I'm a little scared I ruined my body. I smoked and drank soda heavily for a year and a half.
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>>35198091
no john. you are the cancer.
MOOTLEBLXNSHYT
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>>35198146
I smoked 3 packs and a 24 case of cola every week but I guess this board only cares about autism issues instead of physical abuse to their own bodies (even though the two go hand in hand).
>mfw 10/10 (by my standards) actually messaged back
How do i not fuck this up bros?
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What did you say? What did she say? We need context.
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>>35198066
>10/10 by my standars
so like a 2?
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>>35198083
I said whats up beautiful and she said she liked my page
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>Get a text from a number I don't recognize
>"candyman is back hit thiss number if your still down"
>Thought I'd try to pretend I'm Chad and mess with him
>"Yo candyman"
>Get really brave and try to call the number
>No answer
>Later get another text from him
>"What's good?"
>Have no idea what the means. Assume it means what's going on.
>In the middle of typing a reply I get a phone call
>It's the candyman
>Answer it
>"Is this the candyman?"
>He has a very deep southern accent
>"Yaw what's domen ap tom bing bong man?"
>I'm not really understanding everything he says but guess he's saying "what's up"
>"Oh you know. Same shit."
>There's a long pause like I gave the wrong answer to the question.
>He starts babbling again.
>"Right"
>Hear him say something like, "Man, whenever you need me you call me. We got all the flavors."
>"So........you got uhhh..... strawberry?"
>"No man they're all plain."
>"Oh, that's shitty."
>There's another long pause.
>He starts speaking again in a tone I can only assume he's saying goodbye.
>"See ya"
>Hang up
I texted him later saying he got the wrong number and he said, "Spice". Not sure what that means.
Not trying to make a le ebin screencap thread here but I'm actually kind of scared.
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>>35198048
That was a dealer. Call back and buy some weed to escape reality, my dood
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>>35198087
I don't know. Seemed kind of shady to me.
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>>35198087
>tfw no dealer that messaged me accidentally
>you will NEVER have a dealer because you're too much of an autist
>>in colorado
how the FUCK did it get this bad?
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>had that dream about cuddling with some cute girl who's in love with me again only to wake up hopelessly alone in my bed
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You say she was in love with you, and that she was cute.
What else was there to her?
Was she a philosopher?
Did she have any thoughts that weren't all about you?
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>>35197855
Yes of course, I had to be on my best behavior and make sure I wasn't sperging out when we talked.
giving up seat on public transport for pregnant women?
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>>35197731
I have a list
>pregnant women
>people with injuries/disabilities
>geriatrics
>women with kids
>people with too much stuff to carry
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Meh, I'll let someone else take that responsibility.
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>finally get a gf
>she acts gross literally all the time
>she conditions me to have gross fetishes
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>>35197635
what type of fetishes
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My gf had pretty bad hygiene and issues like acne early on. Had to get used to deal with her being gross for a while, she's matured in front of my eyes though and has improved a lot. She's even started to get embarrassed when she doesn't do things like pick up trash in her room or keep up with her hygiene.
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>>35197666
body odor and farts and burps and stuff
she makes me smell her
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Moments in your life when autism held you back from doing something a normie could? I'll start. This happened a year ago.
> 18 year old male nursing student
> have group of close friends, 1 sandnigger, 2 streetshitters, 1 chad
> browsing appstore
> see app to send texts over wifi
> curious to see what number it shows, download and try it, shows a random number to receiver
> could text people without them knowing its me
> brain kicks into overdrive, come up with genius plan
> download 5 of these apps
> message all of my friends pretending to be someone who's seen their profile on grindr
> mention personal details (where they're from, what religion) to make it look like they have actual profiles
> offer them partners to "practice perineal care"
> also mention their location since i know where they live
> some of them ignore, alpha chad getting super angry, relying curses and threats
> then chad messages group chat, talking about what happened
> other friends say it happened to them too, all start shitting bricks
> say i got the messages too
> sandnigger scared, wants to call cops and change number
> chad super cheesed, wants to beat up whoever did this
> laughing so hard reading their messages
> then chad realizes something
> seems like someone put all of our numbers on grindr but there's no one who knows all 5 of us or has all 5 of our numbers
> this means one of our group must have done it
> ohshit
> stupid chad always ruining everything
> i say its good thinking, blame one of the streetshiters
> chaos ensues
> all of them blaming each other
> some of them private messaging me to ask me who i think did it
> can't stop laughing
> then chad strikes again
> says it has to have been me, i'm only one weird enough and with enough free time
> ohshitwhatdoido
> laugh it off "haha no way"
> but all friends agree, turn on me and start accusing me
> plead my innocence, accuse others but no good
> all of them convinced it was me, they all know how autistic i am
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>3 friends
Chad get out
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cont
> chad beats me up then bangs my crush
> stupid chad always wins
> friends already thought i was weird, now think i'm even weirder
> own friends start to bully me
> months pass and they never forget
> don't trust me ever again
> mfw when i just wanted to play an innocent prank
> mfw if i was a normie I could have gotten away with it
> mfw stupid chad is too smart and handsome and always gets what he wants
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>sit in my room
>have to go to class
>hear some flatmate walking around the house
>don't want to see him, so I wait until he goes back to his room or he goes outside
>oftentimes eventually skip class
that's one of the reasons I dropped out
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>class
>ends
>professor asking if we need help studying
>need to ask about question
>try to build confidence to raise hand
>shaking
>sweating
>pulling on shirt
>light headed
>end up running out
>leave review
I cant even fucking raise my hand
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>leaving the house
>being in a room with people who aren't your single mom
>running
>>>/soc/
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>>35197625
>>pulling on shirt
hot!
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TFW addicted to cookies and cream pie
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>>35197594
man, that shit looks tasty
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>>35197594
Enjoy your 'beetus
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>>35197594
is that vegan?
it looks like it might be
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I eat what I want, when I want and however much of it I want, normie. Next time one of you gives me a dirty look or makes a snarky comment about the amount of food I have on my plate Im gonna knock you the fuck out you lil' bitch.
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I do the same but I'm 6'0 and 160 lbs lmao
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First you got to catch me. Please don't fall, I don't want you to break any bones.
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>>35197580
what a fucking terrible pepe, couldn't even shop the head on properly
Is this the average 4channer?
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>>35197510
Yes I think it does describe the core of users on here. There's of course the normie tourists from reddit who come here now and again but the characterisation in your pic doesn't really apply to them.
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>>35197510
Fits me to a tee more or less friendo
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>>35197510
>loves studying history, philosophy, political science
That fag likely just marathons History Channel and doesn't put any real leg work into finding things on his own.
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why r u on this stupid website all the time lying to urself and looking for fake friends and lovers and fake validation and imaginary counseling.....? did a girl break ur heart 10 years ago and u are still afraid to get a job and take care of urself and find her and be with her.....? are you just on the computer and internet all the time so u can put it in the front or ur page and mind and put ur true love and purpose and girlfriend in the back of ur mind?
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Nah dude, I legit love shitposting and this board comes close to what I see and deal with on a daily basis.
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>>35197497
This is kind of me. My hearts been broken twice, my best friend killed himself. I legit don't care anymore, I'm 25, dropped out of grad school, have no job, zero friends, no car, lost interest in books, movies, tv shows, anime n vidya, fapping, playing guitar n piano, or writing poems, have gained 35 lbs, don't shower or brush my teeth or wash my face for weeks, I literally don't care anymore.
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>health insurance is $350 a month
>annual deductible s $4k
Fucking why
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I just dont have insurance.
I'm glad the president got rid of it being mandatory or having to pay a giant fine.
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It's so you don't bankrupt your family if you get cancer. If you have no assets there's literally no point because you can't afford to get sick anyway, you'll just die.