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Hey brobots!
I'm 27 with a high school diploma.
What job should I go for?
>university is full of kids and spending another half a decade in a school is beyond me, but the worst thing is the homework. Studying alone is fine, doing 150 exercises like a machine everyday is killing me.
>I'm currently trying to get a driver's license, to have a little less nothing on my resume
>I was obese my whole life but have been working out since the last year, I'm now normal weight and building some muscle and stamina through cardio.
>Have been bullied and abused by my family during my whole life, an online unrequited love has motivated me to get my life back on track but I feel so lost I dunno where to start...
Send help robots. You guys are my only friends.
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>>38621959
get a job in a trade of some kind
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>>38621992
>in a trade
Care to explain further mate?
I live in France btw.
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Please help a fellow robot, my life fucking sucks I just need to know how to stop fucking shit up.
Fucked up on the last thread, here's the template, I'll post my results below the OP.
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>>38621950
Wait I thought they removed the ability to delete threads?
Anyway
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>>38621950
And there we go, with an original comment attached to this post because the robot fucking sucks
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>>38621950
fixed, non virgins can never ever be robots
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Can we get a thread with pics like these?
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>>38621859
I request to know if there is a specific designation for pictures such as these.
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>>38622949
Me too manOreganalio
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>>38622949
I dont know, but i find them comforting, hence why i requested some pics similar to the oroginal post
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You finally get this view IRL, now what do?
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Probably grab that Hitachi and use it.
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>>38621814
bury my face in her taint and take a massive whiff
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Go full retard, bury my face into her hamstrings and drool all over her legs, to make her feel uncomfortable
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Can anyone fill me in on who this is.. someone posted her on /fa/ and then someone made a long post about how it's not really her?
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>>38621733
Wow, she looks trashy but I bet she'd be a lot of fun to hang out with. She likes Suicidal Tendencies, Sonic Youth and Trainspotting and dresses alt so I bet she's a good fuck too. Would do drugs with then smash with my 8 inch pecker.
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an extremely vapid person that has never had an original thought or idea come across their head.
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>>38621733
redbullbongwater on ig yw
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People are such a fucking disappointment.
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>>38621726
It's just your border line talking again.
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>>38621777
How is it borderline, majority really is just shallow and uninteresting.
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>>38621817
See, that's just how YOU feel about the world.
>long legs instead of thicc
>bleach blond hair
>fake boobs
>small asses
>fridgemode chicks
What was it about the early 00's that gave people such shit taste in women?
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>>38621643
This was when all content was created by a few thousand jews based from some telephone surveys or whatever.
The internet has allowed (((them))) to completely isolate what it is that gets people hard.
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Thicc is a fucking meme that fat girls use to make themselves feel better. Have you seen women now? I think I've lost vision from all the times I was blinded by the inch thick layer of highlighter that they all wear to make it seem like they have cheekbones
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>>38621643
Why is he wearing the t shirt of our beloved Christi/an/na
>tried everything, video games, programming, drawing, painting, miniature war games, math and science, learning a second language, but I just don't have the talent to be good at anything
What the fuck do I do?
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>>38621631
>miniature war games
Try just painting miniatures instead of playing.
Maybe warhammer figures or try out ww2 tanks.
I'm shit but after learning some techniques you can make something half good.
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>>38621631
>Talent.
>Talent.
No one has a talent for anything, yeah some people have better reflexes than other and such but all of the above mentioned things are a "skill" to be mastered.
Work towards your goals and stop being such a pussy.
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>>38621918
If everything were just a "skill" that anyone could learn to do then a chimp would be able to do it.
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If you had to hangout with yourself, would you like it or hate it?
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Absolutely hate it.
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>>38621607
I hang out with myself all of the time. I'm the only one I can understand.
I wouldn't dislike it.
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Love it. We'd do all the stupid shit I like to do that everyone else thinks I'm insane for doing.
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>randomly look up the school I only lasted two and a half years in, 20 years ago
>find out it was an elite preparatory school and I qualified as a result of my family poverty and extremely high test scores
>the people who tormented and hated me are all now doctors, lawyers, political insiders, etc.
>the worst one amazingly has almost no online presence - except for a real estate trail leading to his $1.7 million house
I mean, it was never meant to happen, right? It doesn't matter how smart I was, I was fucked from my inability to interact. I've never had it. I probably helped all of them develop stronger social networks and lifetime connections in their unity stomping on me.
I could've tried. I could've kept at it, figured out how to fake it, and gladhanded and weaseled my way into something, anything. Could have got my mom better health insurance, could have helped my aunt when she got evicted and got my cousin in rehab before she ODed. Could've given everyone better Christmases and birthdays.
I never wanted to kill myself before right now. It's all my fault. I ruined everything. I squandered everything. I fucked up so bad.
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>>38621593
Damn your life is a fucking mess man, I'm sorry that sucks dick. Don't kill yourself yet though, I want you to suffer here along with me. I don't want to lose you, my life is a mess too and I need a friend.
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>>38621635
>don't kill yourself yet
Don't kid yourselves, we've nothing. Anyone who says otherwise is a fool/lying so that we suffer longer.
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>>38621689
What do you think waits for you after then? Do you hope to be greeted by a void of nothingness? Or would you rather wake up in some kind of afterlife, whether that's heaven, hell, or reincarnation?
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Would you a reviewsis?
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tgis gave me a lot to ponder
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>>38621534
Would she review my form and technique as we make love?
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>>38621534
Looks cute but a little stacy-ish
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Because they have to make up for their ugliness, ugly women are sma---
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An elephant is the biggest.
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>>38621452
>implying
I bet you think the moon landing was real too, retard
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>>38621452
>he thinks the moon is even real
fucking retard sheep will follow anything the gov says
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post some autistic things you do
>be me
>be taking a shit
>grab 3 squares of TP
>lay them on knee
>fold each peice on top of each other
>3 layers of neat toilet paper
Anyone else
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>>38621439
>no shower in pic related
somehow im not suprised
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>take a shitload of toilet paper out
>just fucking wad it up like a paperball
>wipe my ass
am i doing it wrong
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>>38621439
>be me
I, too, start all my stories by letting people know that I was myself.
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>Be 17 year old me
>Mom had one of her friends over
>Mom's friend was 23, Vietnamese and hot as hell
>We'll call her Marie
>In my room playing Beatmania alone
>Someone knocks on the door
>I tell them to come in
>It's Marie
>She wanted to see what I was doing
>I keep my speakers pretty loud so I figured it was because of the noise
>I show her the game
>About 8 minutes in she says its really cold
>I keep my room around 58F so not surprising
>She gets up and crawls into my bed
>I continue playing my game
>After about 2 songs she asks a question
"What are you still doing over there, Anon?"
>I respond in confusion
"Well, where else am I supposed to be?"
>She tells me to come over there
>I get up and sit at the foot of the bed
"It looks pretty uncomfortable over there, Anon. Are you really that scared?"
>I look at her with a "What the fuck are you talking about" look
>After a bit of silence she says something
"You know, Anon...considering how much you play those games you probably have really good fingers"
"Uhh, thanks?"
>We talked for about 5 more minutes before she got up and left
>Mfw I figured out she was trying to get me to lay down with her
>Autism +5
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>58F(aggot)
How much is it in C(hampion)?
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>>38621513
Should be around 14
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>>38621545
Thanks, that's pretty chilly
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Why worry about roasties when theres probably some 9/10 bitch from Czechaslovakia or some other European shithole that would gladly settle for a comfy life with someone who isnt addicted to krokodil?
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>>38621410
>comfy life
You can't even provide for yourself you looser
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>>38621459
>implying
Roasties here want basketball players and other posers, I have a comfy life doing a normal job
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>>38621410
Going to poland for a couple of weeks in october, bros. Wish me luck