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>>38667384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yip-ivqIJw

>>38667384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1uedDsJWe4
Song about a lost love from a guy's point of view... and although he acknowledges he fucked up, he realizes he can never get her back. It's about acceptance of the things he cannot change and appreciation for all the experiences they shared and the lessons hard learned.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svAgSM9OJl4

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>>38667324
feels bad man

orijsijgsig

>>38667452
pls I don't want to be the only uggo

How long this shit gonna take, just made one

>>38667273
I like how in the background of the webm you can see someone doing an actual sport.
Why did you sign up for swimming areobics again? Real swimming would be as easy on your joints but have better effects on your health.

>is she trying to send a message? Or is she just obliviously lost in her bubbly personality?
Asking this here is not the way to find ou, asking her is. Ask her out for a drink or relaxing in the hot tub at your pool and chat with her.

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>>38667273
I wish I could come to r9k to post my Chad problems

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>>38667433
I'm not a chad and literally 25yo+ virgin (i've kissed a girl like 8 years ago, and she ignored me at all cost after lol [fuck my confidence]). I only signed up so I can lose weight and not have that designator anymore.

Even if i ask her out, i would not know where to go and if for some reason she says yes and we eat dinner wtf would i say? (never been on a fucking date). Shit makes me anxious just thinking about it.

>>38667176
How does your anus feel?

>>38667199
normal, why

Bruh I did the same thing. Fapped twice and the second time as I was doing it I thought what'd the fucking point, then came without feeling pleasure and spent the rest of the day apathetic and not wanting to do anything.

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>not playing dota 2
Virgin spotted

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I think we've played before, because I see you on my block list.

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>>38667175
>>38667207
>>38667277

>playing mobas
oreg

Here's a letter: s

>>38667259
Not a very good letter though, lacks symmetry

>>38667318
How about this one: o

>>38667169
When she changed her mind about circumcision and realized it was the much healthier option.

The left is collapsing on itself. You can only take in so many blatantly contradictory philosophies before it all starts tumbling down.

>>38667169
I don't know. who is this bitch?

it's because you have good taste anon

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>>38667132
cuz white is holy pure skin and has 0% nigger, which you clearly must hate nigger.

>>38667203
i won't say i dislike them, but i dont like them either,i'd choose a withe girl over a black one

D:\Pix

>>38667115
I don't watch or look at porn anymore.

I don't think I've downloaded any porn since.. like, 2004? why watch the same stuff in the age of streaming?

Pretty good TBHFAM, thanks for asking. Enjoy your droopy dickskin.

Some of those doctors were Christians.

i guess i'd rather have my foreskin, but i don't think about it too much. people probably exaggerate how much of a difference it makes

>>38667035
Aww, that sucks. My mom went through the same thing and now she can't draw anymore.

Hey you're a liar he didn't say that, balls aren't even close to mouths

>>38667075
Mine are pretty close to your mouth
Heyooooooooooo

>>38666956
death? shouldn't that be billions?

>>38666956
Holy shit, are you finally going to die, OP?

>>38666956
isn't it too late for you to be aborted?

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bump
lets get it going people

I'm a night porter at Yellowstone National Park. The interview was by phone, plus I worked here four years ago, so that part wasn't a big deal. It's a pretty chill job, I mostly walk around all night and pretend that I'm working. But they deduct a shit ton of money for my room/ board/ food/ healthcare so even though I work constantly I'm poor as fuck.

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"Normie dance?" Champ, you act as if giving firm handshakes is rocket science.

>>38666769
who cares, if you put your mind to it you can still accomplish some good in the world, and if you're a good person you'll get satisfaction and just perhaps feel happiness.

>Inb4 I don't do good because other people are shit
future generations are still 100% innocent, and therefore deserve no ill will, you're just spiteful and try and create a crust of hatred to protect your sad inner core.

>>38666769
theres no such thing as god you fucking dumb faggot
congrats you graduated the 4th grade

>>38666835
>>38666868
There's so many fucking normalfags on /r9k/ now.

overbrushing can make your teeth sensitive

>>38666673
I brush and floss once a day though

>>38666633
Not enough flossing! I'm getting mine cleaned tomorrow.
I like going to the dentist, it's calming to lay down and just have someone mess with my mouth. I'm scared of men though, so I prefer a woman doctor.