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>Doing my wagecuck work yesterday like a good boy.
>Been doing it for 3 years so my mind wanders easily now.
>Think about suicide.
>Think about getting a belt or length of rope and tying it around my cupboard doors and neck to suffocate myself.
>Worried that my weight might pull the cupboard over.
>Maybe my bedroom door would be better.
>The handle might snap off though.
>Bathroom radiator would probably support my weight.
>Get frightened if I failed to choke myself out that way.
>Decide that I'd poison myself with my mum's medication just to be sure and wrap my nose, mouth and eyes with duct tape so the suffocation would be easier.
>Would probably cut myself up a little beforehand first just to be dramatic (because blood everywhere is more theatrical than just a dead body).
>Before I realise it, four hours have passed and it's nearly break time.

Am I mentally ill or something?
I know I'm not alone here.
Is it fucking normal to think about suicide so specifically?
Should I get help?
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ANON IS CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE
PLEASE DON'T DO IT, TURN BACK THE TIDE
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>>37769675
honesty just kys you wagecuck faggot
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>>37769675
JEHOVAH WILL PUNISH YOU IF YOU KILL YOURSELF

It's more or less okay to kill men.

Consider:
>I killed fifty men
vs
>I killed fifty women

Blackpilled yet?
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>>37769602
Its better to kill the men because women can get pregnant and have children with only one men so is more efficent

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDoz4HFiWxg

All of these chicks have boyfriends. Women are degenerate whores. How do we fix this? I can't be fixed. Women need to be beaten into infantile submission.
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>>37769576
yes but this is fake just like about all of youtube.

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What does r9k thing of moot's cousin Gwen?
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>>37769539
whoops


adsdg

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NO ONE WILL EVER TOUCH UR BENIS :DDDDD
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So what dumb thing have you done this week?

Me:
>Toenail was split down the side
>Monday I decide to yank it out, wash toe and put betadine on
>Toe still gets infected
>Leave the country in a month
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Shit
. Or
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>>37769443
The analysis of my failures depicted on a 3-D model and calculated through quantum mechanics on government super computers to prove i am not responsible for my poor standing within society.

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>never had luck on Tinder
>all my matches ended up being ugly as hell or bots
>yesterday decide to just remake my whole profile
>today
>just got two consecutive matches
>not at all shabby looking either

Straight up what the fuck am I supposed to do with this information
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>>37769414
>Never had a match ever
boo hoo I can't bang good looking girls all I get is the uggies

Give pics of your profile tho
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>>37769414
ANON STILL BOWS TO THE FEMALE JEW
PAY ATTENTION THIS COULD BE YOU
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>>37769414
>>37769414
So what improvements did you make to the profile

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Quick guys give me your dankest single word band names.
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>>37769409
Scrote
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>>37769409
Euthre

> tfw no depressed girl that doesn't have any plans for the future and only plays vidya games that would like to live with me and my gf for free
> will never play vidya together
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O98klRABnqc
watch the entire thing and see how you feel bots
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>>37769367
Bukowski was the lowest of the low and even he fucked women on the reg

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Someons send me a discord that's active right now for robots
I'm bored
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not exactly active but here's a relatively new server with a fair amount of people that i'm sure with a bit of participation from its patrons could turn into something great

j2SqfU8
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>>37769343
>banned dan
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>>37769343
but why the light tho i don't get it

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What are some good apps r9k?

Androidfags fuck off.
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EDP445 is insulting /ourguy/!!!!
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>>37769248
>Muthafucka
>lmfao
>smiley smiley smiley
Why should we care about the opinion of a retard? He's just trying to score beta points.
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>>37769317


He's a robot just like us

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/Comfy music thread/
Post your comfiest/depressing music https://youtu.be/9rrv5tz2fBo?t=3m46s
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s08yJK4E6O96

it me
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>>37769209
IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8
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>>37769209
OP here
>>37769229
hey
>also this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xys0D9LNC8


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