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>tfw no tragematopolist bf
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>>36102395
inb4 they start acting gay
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>tfw no tragic metropolis gf
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>tfw no shoebill gf to peck at me
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So how do you even get a gun illegally anyway? I'm from Chicago, can't get one cause I was committed recently
Where do I find someone willing to sell me a gun? Seems to be the easiest suicide option
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ask enough poor black/hispanic people, you're bound to find someone willing to sell you a peashooter I'd imagine but given that they likely have the serial number scrubbed you're probably going to have to pay like $200.
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>>36102418
>walk up to random black guy
>"yo homey u got some gun? ;)"
How is that supposed to work. What if they get offended or try to shoot you
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Convert to Islam first and use the car method. Help the movement eh?
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Hey r9k what are your thoughts on this heiney?
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too much ass for me
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Big ass. Must Fuck.
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I could handle it
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Dubs will get to kill the person they hate most before they an hero themselves.
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OP pls. We can have a race over who kills you first
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>>36102315
Sooo....double suicide? How can one do that OP? :)
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>>36102315
The person I hate the most is myself
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Who /into asian women/ here?
My brain produces no sexual/romantic response for any other race.
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>>36102305
non-asian women are not worth your time
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I prefer clown gf
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>you live only once
>you didn't get the finest feminine boi pucci on earth
why even bother? that's like drinking piss in a beer can instead of wine
>be cutiepie girl
>go upstairs to anon's house
>things are getting hot and heavy
>he offers me an apple to eat
>I say sure
>he gets up and takes an apple from his bowl and runs it under the tap
...What kind of man would do something so wimpy? He can't handle raw fruit?
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>>36102259
Happen this did not
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>>36102259
explain what's wimpy?
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>>36102307
Wimp detected. Go boil your apples.
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Anyone else here enjoying all the /pol/ | alt-right tears?
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>>36102242
What are they disappointed about
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>>36102242
Yes, the right-wing will be forever discredited after the disastrous results of the Trump presidency.
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>>36102265
orignrueor
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>the only words I've said aloud this week was my fast food drive thru order
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>>36102237
that's monk tier discipline and isolation
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>>36102275
not really. I eat out just about every meal so I'm still putting in 1-2 orders a day. so that's like what, 50 words?
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>>36102345
oh, i thought you meant the only words you spoke this week was one time going through the drive thru. so if you didn't go to a drive thru and just cooked at home you would never speak ?
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Frogs and Feels Tavern 2017-04-08 03:06:11 Post No.36102201
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Happy Friday night everyone and to celebrate the end of the week we're having half off on all cocktail drinks. So come on in, take a seat, and tell your ole barkeep and fellow robots what's on your mind.
Currently on Jukebox: https: //youtu.be/5-D59unA8uI
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>>36102201
Give me a beer, im high as a kite!
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>driving test in less than two weeks that I'm 75% sure i'm going to fuck up
>if i get that, my parents will immediately start cracking down on me about getting a job even though I can't keep one worth a damn
>I don't know what I hate more, life changes or life stagnation
I'm not very familiar with booze so gimme a good sorrow-drowner
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27 kv wagecuck. Trying to get to a school program in college but both my parents' health are degrading. Like they prob wont see me graduate. All i can do is ask more time but i'm not hearing anything from school.
>socialism ultimately discourages betterment to a large extent
>free market capitalism is soulless and soul-sucking
>fascism is a meme
>liberal "socialism" promotes the welfare NEET lifestyle which is morally wrong and causes guilt
Well, which one would you go with? I would go with the second option.
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>>36102181
I choose the fifth (third) option.
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>>36102181
feudalism + eternal salvation in Christ my dude; only way to go
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>>36102181
socialism only really discourages betterment in materialistfags who need The Big Rewards for doing anything at all
meanwhile, real humans live for the satisfaction of personal betterment and community improvement which go hand in hand
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Would anyone be interested in a ftm house slave? My "dream life" (before I fap- afterwards I lose interest in this) is to be a man's slave. I would suck his dick under his desk while he plays games, drink his pee so he doesn't have to get out of bed/the chair, clean his house and do any chores for him, and be treated like a pet or slave. I would not be allowed to cum very often. I want my owner to be firm and punish me when I need it, but not be needlessly cruel. I want every aspect of my life to be controlled, including how I eat, dress, and exercise.
Please note that I am fat, ugly, and mentally ill otherwise I wouldn't be posting a thing like this on r9k to begin with.
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I'll bump this once before I let it die..
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>>36102138
I would but I'm not gay, I hope you find what you're looking for however.
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>>36102138
I would be very interested. I will make you dress like a girl all the time, though.
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What's your favourite Bjork song? 2017-04-08 03:01:18 Post No.36102089
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What's your favourite Bjork song?
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Possibly Maybe for me.
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Mine is Aurora from Vespertine
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>>36102089
Stonemilker
But also >>>/mu/ back to containment, mutant
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>>36102089
Have A Sad Cum BB
All others are invalid
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I just got rejected for a third Time in a row, can someone take pic related and make it look more miserable so I am able to correctly document my emotion for this week.
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sorry anon, have a sad bald guy meme :)
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>>36102027
i got a few more miserable ones if this isn't enough.
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This kind of miserable?
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>tfw when you will never finish writing an album
>tfw when write music I am incapable of playing and can't practice because of uni
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>>36102026
>>tfw when you will never finish writing an album
Brainlet
t. Composer
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>>36102026
>tfw have a professional sounding album coming out soon with my band
>songs are fresh, my playing is good
>don't see how anyone is going to care about it and almost seems pointless
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Psshh..
Leaving my home town on Monday to spend 22 days away recording my debut release. Doing the vocals, guitars and bass with a drummer doing his parts.
21 years old. Have no idea if it will bomb, but I decided fucking yolo and dedicated the last two years of my life to it. Wrote some really r9kesque lyrics.
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Oh SHIT
What should I pick, /r9k/? What race deserved the wrath of my people?
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Imperial because all the other races are either non existent or a quest giver because Bethesda sucks.
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Purge the filth that are orcs.
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>>36101982
Kill all the High Elves you absolute retard