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>>35284752
ask me why I know you are 14 years of age.

>>35284752
You need to be 18 to use this website.
Your special lady friend is a retarded cunt.

It's a good thing she got raped, dumb faggot. Now get off my board.

>tfw no gf who doesn't have sex with you

>>35284715

So you have multiple girlfriends who have sex with you?

>>35284756
No. Are you brain damaged?

Never seen any. I have seen it with blacks and Indians though, but it's more of a "she's getting fucked by a disgusting monster/creature" type fetish.

I heard Japan has very few male pornstars, I'm pretty /fit/ with a 6.5" penis and high sex drive, I wish I could be a pornstar there.

>>35284674
>white guys

gross who wants to see some pink skinned faggot

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>>35284674
Tight jap pussy is made for bbc's

>tfw you cant reply with rip anon because its too unoriginal

>>35284670
are your obscure feels along the lines of
>tfw girl touches my penis
?

that could explain it

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Ok boys, anon had his fun.
Time to stop replying.

bump. sitting here waiting for my buxx and advice

So I'm assuming you've planned for your daily expenses by paying down debts, tracking your costs, and saving up a nest egg.

So, now you can do whatever you want. But, start off by taking a couple of weeks to just get used to the new lifestyle. Continue to follow a normal sleep schedule even though it'll be tempting to sleep in and stay up late.

Plan out some activities that you've always wanted to do: learn a musical instrument, draw, things like that. And designate time in your day to do this.

Also, get regular physical activity, it'll boost your mood and give you energy.

Other than that, enjoy, my friend, you've earned this time off!

>>35285282
>Continue to follow a normal sleep schedule even though it'll be tempting to sleep in and stay up late.
Can normies control when they sleep? How does that work?

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>>35284655
Face it with me, the best is yet to be

>>35284655
You're not alone. Everyone is with you.

>>35284655
You need people at your side anon, Burt you can't depend no them. Go ahead, i believe in you.

>>35284654
I know this feel so fucking much.

No matter what anyone outside of my immediate family talks to me, no matter the context, I always assume that they're trying to subtlety make fun of me. Like everyone is in on a joke about me that I don't know about.

verbalization is an extension of want. even the most minor of verbal communication is laden with sub-conscience motivations; attention-seeking, understanding, bonding....

why stop? you have given yourself the ability to communicate faster than other people.

>>35284654
>they're trying to pull a prank on me or a joke.
well they are. its called banter

me

was a miracle to quit smoking

>Be a truck driver
>Last night was driving through mountains and the middle of nowhere in Utah while listening to retro wave, drinking coffee, and occasionally taking a draw from my vape pen

Ultra comfy night.

>>35284586
I procrastinate too much kill me

I do perfectly well on all other classes except fucking calculus

I can't force myself to learn something I know to be 100% useless. The way my mind and memory works prevents me from doing so

Good thing I'm dropping out

>>35284586
Don't do it man. I failed and I have done nothing since.

>>35284435
Fucking retard, why aren't you posting pics? Jesus, such a shit way to start a thread.

>>35284632
Because it never happened you mong.

>>35284651
Yeah, I know that. What I am sperging out about is the retard posting this thread for whatever reason when he knows that without pics it is just some shitbait thread.

>>35284423

Gets easier once your hormones aren't raging so much. There's a lot of this and that, meds and tricks but ultimately it comes down to self-discipline, which 9 out of 10 people just don't have, and you're probably in the majority so just enjoy wasting your time diddling Lord Pudly.

Every time you think 'It would be nice to have a wank now' you must do something else.
Don't open porn and don't touch your dick.
Don't even think of something sexual.

Idleness is the worst thing for stopping. When I'm not on break from uni, it isn't even hard to go for a few weeks, but during breaks when I'm doing nothing, by the end I'm watching porn and jerking off everyday.

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>>35284419
what kind of person what the woman?
race
personality
everything

tell her husband you spineless little homo

blackmail her originaldo

>>35284405
bonjour gritchka

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>>35284405
Oui. De quoi parlez-vous, bon ami?

I'm gunna rape your frogpucci

>>35284380
I'm trying my dude, y'all women be hot as fug

same.. take over the country and place women where they belong.

>>35284424
Thanks man, appreciate it, the more the better

>>35284330
Well, fucking try next time. The worst that can happen is that she confirms your suspicion. Just try.

>>35284428
>The worst that can happen is that she confirms your suspicion.
or OP could be titled as a creep
and lose more self esteem

there is always a price

>>35284455
Its his choice to let some random person's opinion hurt him or not. Get therapy if that actually bothers you.