Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7775. page

>being this much of a music pleb

>>35718877
Your life will become a lot easier when you stop pretending that you've had sex

>>35718877
Completely ignore her.
Man, if there was a Read function on iPhone it would be glorious.

>>35718868
Anyone can compete because he will have high standards.

You just gotta aim low, bro

>>35718868
some girls don't like 10/10 chads
just like some guys don't like 10/10 stacies

>>35718916
Except if either of those were asked by 10/10s, they would agree to drop their pants.

>>35718838
"I wish you were still a virgin instead of a disgusting cumbucket"

Wanna help me get rid of it?

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>>35718838
Who the fuck are you and why are you talking to me?

>>35718787
me i did mister
i wish for a qt dom gf please

are there fem genies?

>>35718787
I wish Robin Williams came back from the dead, so he has to live another couple decades with crippling depression.

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fuyck of r9kbot and let me post

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>>35718762
leddit but relevant

>>35719807
Holy fuck. No matter what you do / who you are, you will be cucked.

>$212-30k / yr
>bigger dick
>takes her travelling (all roasties love to put "travel" as a hobby)
>good sex & social life
>still cheats

>>35718752
Don't expect me to move the furniture either.

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>future america
>future
WAKE UP MY BOY, THE FUTURE IS NOW

>>35718792
No need to do the furniture. Just make sure to clean every day!

I would have to ask him

>>35718697
liberal, only liberals wear hats like those

Conservative. Liberals are usually good looking and fun

>>35718639
on the contrary-- it's nice to know sometimes that nothing matters on any deeper or more universal level

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rENyyRwxpHo&t

>>35718639
think about how it must feel for ants

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>a few men creating things during time when women weren't allowed to create things (in other words, most of fucking history!) offsets the majority of men promoting or being indifferent toward the long history of oppression of women
nice logic, Deputy Dipshit
I want to shoot you /pol/sters in the face. Not even memeing.
But now you and your little boys club is going to come ignorantly defend you.
Argue all you want, I'm not gonna engage. You people are the most stubborn and irrational people I've ever met.

>>35718624
10:30 pm unless it is the weekend and then I am binge drinking and snorting cocaine.

>>35718785
Here's your (You).
Origidbsysusjdudhwuehd

just had some protein pancakes

>>35718614
elaborate.

what is a protein pancake

>>35718614

licking cum off the floor doesnt count

*hits blunt in an original way*

>>35718581
You cant have dank meme park, because you will be replacing the rides every week.

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>Starts writing sign
"No women"
>Scratches it off
"No strong empowered womyn xddd"
>Looks pleased and hangs up sign

w-what kind of acid do you need to do this to a woman? asking for a friend...

>>35718622
>asking for a friend...

original

>>35718570
hydroclhoric?
any type of acid desu

haven't you taken like fucking middle shcool tier chemistry yet? only way to cancel acid is a base
this type of shit is common in the middle east where they ruin a woman's face
or in eastern europe where organized crime use it to punish people

i personally just wait it out, so i semi-function 30-40 percent of the time

>>35718469
With a bag of oranges, so it doesn't have any bruises to use as evidence.

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>>35718469
>Exercize every day
>Talk to women
>Smoke DUDE occasionaly
>Read 50 pages a day at the very least
>Write at least a thousand words a day
Stop wasting your time on r9k

Oh also start eating like a human being ; it's possible even through dumpster diving

>that retarded kid who took off all his clothes to shit

>that kid who was beating off in the bathrooms

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>that kid that walked in a retard eating his own shit in the bathroom
Why can't I rid myself of this memory?

>>35718441
Chads have already used them as novelty living fleshlights, which they happily accept because the're desperate for validation

>>35718441
My neighbor had a friend in the military who told us a story of a wheelchair girl while he was stationed in Florida. He drove by some girls and was flirting with the passenger at a red light. She gives her number to him and he picks her up at her dad's house. Notices a ramp and sees her wheeling out. He helps her into his car and wrestles her chair into his trunk. After a night of drinking and fun she wants the D. Has him drive to her favorite view of the city. There's a tire swing where he props her up and fucks her. Brings her home later that night and her dad pops out the front door after she had went in. Asks him to come over, shakes his hand and says "thanks for not leaving her at the swing". So all in all >>35718506 is right and they get used up like any other girl if not worse

Wheelchair girls don't like trans girls to my knowledge