what's your biggest fantasy, anon?
Tonight is prom night
And I sit here playing trash
This is the life, man
Mine was last night.
>went without a date
>sat quietly for the first hour or so
>actually danced towards the end
>tried to have fun and enjoy myself regardless of everyone else
>hoping some of my confidence would boost my social standing
>mfw nothing changed
>see oneitis getting close with Chad
>see all the couples all but fucking
>even other single losers are being brought into groups to converse and flirt
>everyone just looks at me and laughs, nobody bothers talking to me
Fuck high school, honestly. Everyone is a hormonal barbarian with the worst taste in everything and the most garbage minds. Glad I'm pretty much done with it.
>heading for college that august
>excited, looking forward to it
>first night there
>realize how social you have to be to survive
>realize how hellish this will be
>first semester over
>no friends, view towards college filled with regret and malice
>second semester starts
>same shitfest, different schedule
>passion for major gone
>hatred for everyone around me stronger than ever
>motivation dying and grades slipping
>settle on dropping out at the end of the semester
>home this weekend
>bf comes over
I'm a faggot
>unconsciously refuse to cuddle or be near him
>feel uncomfortable being intimate or even holding hands
>just want to be alone, but I want to be with him
>forgot how to love
>tfw I'm filled with so much hate that I forgot how to express love
>tfw college destroyed my ability to properly express emotions
So how's life for all of you?
>borderline autistic, diagnosed with anxiety disorder and clinical depression
>take Prozac to stop feeling like shit all the time, now I'm just feeling empty and scared
>don't really have any friends since I'm scared that one day they'll reject me, just like when I was a kid
>fucking hate high school, don't listen in class, but somehow get pretty good grades
>only thing I do during the weekend is watching anime, playing the vidya, and masturbating to fucked up hentai
>start getting into politics
>feel even more sad that I'll never be able to live in nazi Germany, fighting the commies alongside the wehrmacht
>one day at the library (I spend most of my time there, since I'm alone) a qt smiles at me
>somehow manages to smile back
>she sits next to me and ask me what I'm reading
>Mein fucking kamf
>she then screams that I'm a fucking nazi and that she's jewish
>EVERYONE looks at me
>start to think about how Hitler would react in this situation
>tell her that she's a fucking rat who lives on the back of the working class
I got a week of suspension, anyone knows some good hentai or vidya ?
You could try Civ 5 or Civ 6 and reenact WW2 or something, at least that's what I do sometimes.
For anime there's the saga of tanya the evil, which takes place in an alternate world in a WW1/WW2 setting, but with some magic.
lasagiha sagifafaluseluzi haki gidede hasalu volumeholuha degiserotugirolu hasaholugizivo? mo sagidaluse'ha voluluse kiselu gidede zigiti.
Hey fellow robots, fembot here :[)
What's your image folder like? :) Is it sorted nice? I have mine really sorted because I'm superrrrrrr OCD (that's what all my boyfriends say at least lol) and also on the autism spectrum so it has to be categorized really nice, see I use dashes and I make them into nice groups, do you guys do that too?
Rate my sorting, folder comparison thread!
Anon, there's no time to explain, you must come with me. The fate of all robots depends on it.
>tons of shit to do before end of semester
>waste all my time on /r9k/
why do I do this
I didn't ask for you to judge me
I wanted robots to empathize with me
I had two papers and 5 chapters to study for in one week. Spent half of that browsing this website and playing vidya. Just now starting at the last minute. Just end me senpai.
you guys wanna know what's worse than being a wagecuck, being a volunteercuck
I literally have to volunteer or the government cuts my autismbux, I get paid $250 AUD every 2 weeks for 30 hours of volunteer work at a busy cafe waiting tables
I've been trying, youth unemployment here is something like 25% in my state
Yikes. How do you even live on such little money? Follow-up question: when the state fails to provide the means for people to sustain themselves through their labor, can that state be seen as legitimate?
I can't order a tenga egg or whatever since I still live at home, what are some home "on the spot" fap tools?
Tired of the hand or sock.
>tired of hand or sock
let me give you a pro tip.
use old t shirts or white shirts
stick your penis through the head hole
and hold your dick by sticking your hands through both arm holes
This creates self contained semen environment, as long as the body hole is properly balled up then it's very nice
>his creates self contained semen environment
A very good morning to you lovely lads
some centuries ago, our planet was discovered by a race of beings that were too few in number to conquer our species without risking their own annihilation. but they recognised the exploitation potential of a world replete with natural resources, including a race of sentient beings who were at that time not advanced enough to harvest those resources.
so these beings began to sample our DNA and mix it with their own DNA. they are naturally morpheus creatures anyway, so it didn't take long before they were able to act as imposters among our kind, and they have refined these techniques over many centuries, so they they may now breed with human beings freely, totally unbeknownst to the human being that their offspring are in fact partially alien.
they have spent the past 8 decades altering our biosphere and our food chain. they have been responsible for the creation of cancer causing agents and laboratory created deadly viruses with which they intend on population control, not just with lifespan limitations, but also through birth control, to better enable them to dictate the course of human life and the events we take part in.
since the 1980's they have had enough of their kind in positions of power to effectively control the entire world. everything that seems to happen is in fact a charade. there was no cold war. there are no seprarate religions. all of it was instigated by The Lizard people to keep us divided and opposed to one another. the more we fight against one another, the less likely we will fight against them, and the easier we are to manipulate and control. divide and conquer is one of the oldest and most effective means of waging war.
Jesus never existed, neither did Mohammed. both religions were created with the express intent of controling the spiritual destiny of the masses, to keep them ignorant
wakey wakey lads, disrupt the programming of your masters and realise the truth of your deluisional fake lizard hell reality of which you inhabit,become w
>thinnies tell me to eat fruits
>meanwhile in reality fruits are filled to the brim with sugar
i was fat
what helped me is to eat only whenever my stomach makes the hungry sounds. and eat not to feel full, but eat just enough to not feel hungry.
youll have to eat often but small amounts but that helps
im pretty ripped now
avoid shit food
What is MBTI:
In-depth look at theory and types:
Big Five (Openness, Conscientiousness, Extroversion, Agreeableness, and Neuroticism)
Enneagram (Nine interconnected personality types)
SLOAN (Social or Reserved, Limbic or Calm, Organized or Unstructured, Accommodating or Egocentric, Non-curious or Inquisitive)
Specific advice doc (working on this, contributions very welcome): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1v0qxanTMPVY8_aPqyTd-pgU_E65wgNC-LcbSMr4NgGA/edit?usp=sharing
Who /DXM/ here?
I'm in a shitty position but in the past month have slowly been getting better by having a number of introspective trips on DXM(OTC cough meds). I think Delsym is the best way, as I prefer polistirex over Hbr. You can get the shit at Walmart for $12 for a 5oz bottle. I'd recommend doing the whole bottle. And have your day cleared, it'll fuck you up.
After 8 years a NEET, in the past month, I've:
-quit drinking(not 100%, but I'm no longer antsy to drink to pass time or game/watch TV anymore)
-renewed my expired driver's license I'd been putting off for 3 months
-Apply to a couple shitty wagecuck jobs and looking into long term jobs, education, financial aid, etc.
-lost 15 lbs and still going, looking sexy as fuck
Shit, even doing DXM is working itself out. Kind of hard to describe, but it kind of quits itself after a few experiences and tolerance buildup. I don't see a therapist or take anxiety/depression meds, but I imagine they wouldn't be as effective as the few DXM trips I've had.
I once drank 2 family size delsyms I was literally high for 3 days. I didn't think I was ever going to be normal again. I would go to sleep high as fuck wake up high as fuck for 3 whole days.
do the cold water extraction if you dont already
not poli hit up a couple family dollars.
they sell these for 1$ buck a piece and the cashier 100% has had people buy 3-6 before and doesn't give af.
you might have to hit up a few or try a few times because they sell well and some dont carry because faggot kids steal them instead of just paying.
it might depend on the person but in my experience I dont think so, not that I've tried.
you can do things like imagine elaborate scenery and meditate tho.
Well, that's it. An eight month relationship, gone. Those eight months were probably the happiest I've been in a while. At least I've got memories.
>tfw no gf (m)