>MFW i just talked with a grill from r9k for 25 minutes on the phone
what have you done today, /r9k/?
You mean a """grill"""
I talked to some weird guy for 25 minutes.
>>38095961
i fucked your mom BITCH
wow! would you look at that.
>>38095956
Sir I think you dropped these.
>>38095956
You might have missed the mark, but I'll show you what a real pair of dubs looks like
check'm
You guys are awful, let me show you how it's done.
Will some kind anon please send a poorfag a small part of a bitcoin?
please give me Bitcoin
I'm starving
I need help
>bitcoin
>not bitbean
retard
>>38095942
go to work you lazy fuck
TFW you wanna be a trap but you're 6'+ and 200 lbs
sounds like you already have tits.
is your life valuable enough to where you cant be a trap too?
>>38095939
Same boat as you. Plus I live with parents which makes it a lot harder.
>>38095939
Tfw 5'7 with big ass and a girly face but I don't want to do that degenerate shit but it doesn't matter anyway because women don't even look at me.
I want to be 6'0 and have facial hair God dammit
>been going on 4chan since I was 11 or 12
you know looking back on it I don't think that was a very good decision
>>38095920
I want to be removed from this place forever
>>38095920
same but it was a great decision
>be 14 when i get on 4chan
>was still an active SA user at the time
>gradually went from comfy namefag forum posting to hectic insanely addictive fun posting
>27 now
>sometimes wonder what life would be like if i stayed on SA
hmm
Every person I've ever heard say that has been a guy.
What's your excuse?
>>38095842
This is shit chads and women say
fuck off
>>38095842
Excuse for what? Huh? What? I don't understand. I'm having quite a bit of trouble, I'm afraid. No but really, your post is rather confusing. What i mean to say is that, if you'll let me be frank, I don't think I'm getting what you're trying to convey here. If one were to describe my expression right now, it would be one of bemusement, your original post being the source of my perplexed visage. That's not to say that you are incompetent, in fact maybe I'm the one with a deficiency in the comprehension department, but I would be grateful if you would clarify what your intent was with the phrase "What's your excuse?". I'm sorry if this is confusing, but I want to make sure to convey my lack of understanding as to what you were conveying in your post, and to implore to you, Original Poster, to convey what you intended to convey originally, but conveyed in a manner that would be easy for me to understand, a 'conveyance of what was conveyed, but conveyed more clearly than the original conveyance' so to speak.
>>38095842
I don't live in a Ecchi Harem Anime. Therefore this would not apply to me.
>So anon, tell me about yourself
what the fuck am i supposed to say to THIS??
>>38095803
say where you were born and raised and your full name and improvise if they ask you about your hobbies say modling and shit just lie lie lie normies suck
No, YOU tell me about YOURSELF, BITCH!
>>38095803
I still get nervous about this question.
>I work at x doing y, I love it and it allowing me to do x which I might want to pursue further
>Out side of doing y at x I read & listen to music a lot, I hope to travel to random country I have interest in next year.
>Also love a good craft beer. What about yourself?
Would you live in a world of mandatory nudism?
Save Image As : Hot Babe.
yes. i would.
original
>>38095789
sure but it'd be gross seeing other fatties
ITT: post whores that blocked you on twitter
Let me guess? You called her a mudshark or something along those lines?
>having a twitter
your normo is showing
>>38095629
Why did she block you ? What did you do OP ? don't tell me you called her a coal burner
Holy fuck are you guys really that young. You all bitch about no gf or bf but can't even support yourselves financially. You're literal children crying about wanting to kys themselves due to bring lonely.... at such s young age lmfao. Wew.
T. Married 24 yr old normie.
>>38095625
yeah i hate all the hormonal rejects on this board. and you are a normie go hug your wife for pete's sake and get off of here.
>>38095625
>Married
fuck off faggot why are you even on here
t. NEET KHV 24yo
>>38095671
Been here since 2012 why leave now. How about YOU leave.
Is it normal to sleep in the same bed as my mom at 20 if I get lonely?
it's only weird if you do compensate by giving her the fucks
You mean at the same time as your mother? greentext if possible
>>38095618
no but its cute
>going to attend West Point
>Reception Day is on the 3rd
>still a virgin
>80% male school with anti-sex policies
Welp.
Did I miss my opportunity? No girl showed any interest in me sexually all through high school. Since I'm not a Chad I doubt I have any chance with the small number of girls here, either. I'm practically guaranteed to be a virgin for the next 4 years I'm guessing.
Am I fucked? I especially don't want to end up being a beta army provider to some dependa whos probably cucking me on the side.
Dude you're going to a military academy. Fuck women. You're not fucked.
just have sex with your roommate
>>38095633
>being gay with other cadets
I'm not attending the Naval Academy, sorry.
Does anyone want to play PUBG with me?
please
Please Ur Butt Gayly
Penis U Betcha Guys
Pretty University Boy Gangbang
Prepare Ur Butt Gary
Penetrates Uncle's Butt Gloriously
>>38095567
>>38095693
pretty true orignales
>>38095567
>>38095709
pls respond
more madotsuki
Is turning 30 the hardest thing about being a woman?
>>38095548
yea I gues
If you're unmarried and have no kids then yeah I suppose. Then again I'm not a woman so idgaf
>>38095548
Just turned 28. The dread is real.
>Walking outside at night
>Drunk cutie with friends approaches me, screams "The floor is LAVA!"
>Dont feel like jumping.
>Tell her "But im invincible. Lava has nothing on me".
>She seems surprised, then runs back to her friends screaming "HE IS INVINCIBLE, HE IS INVINCIBLE!" at the top of her lungs.
Was that autistic or alpha?
It wasfun
>fucking originato krato
>>38095506
alpha you did not not conform to her rules
how can the floor be lava if our legs arent real