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>>35355235
>mfw teacher
>high school Chads think they're too cool for homework
>watch them freak out and squirm when I tell them to do their presentations
>always ask them a lot of questions that I know they can't answer

>>35355301
>this doesn't bother them because they're still chads

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>Young and full of light still
>Give a presentation about Furries
>Give detailed explanations of the history and development of the furry fandom
>Include interview quotes from artists and fursuit makers
>Close with helpful tips to survive your first con without getting sick of going over budget
>Probably the most thoroughly designed and thought out piece of homework I ever did
>Now have to live with that memory forever

I miss the blue pill, brobots...

i'm 26 and i have been "forever alone" for almost 6 years now

welcome to the club

>>35355203
>want to book an appointment with a doc
>cannot make myself to wake before hitting the 8 hour mark, I feel like I'm gonna die if I do
>cannot sleep before 5 am

It's been a week. I'm 24 years old. I have nothing else to do. I'm not going places in life, that's for sure.

>>35355203
its 11 am dumbass

yup, i'm turning 20 in may senpai

>>35355192
Kids born after 9/11 are old enough to post on 4chan in 1.5 years.

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>>35355192
>born in 1992
>there are HIGH SCHOOL teachers that are younger than me

10 years and still think i'm a newfig

>>35355189
Steven universe is shit you cuck

i'm moot and i still feel like a newfag

>>35355124
>whitewashed Hispanic girls
Pretty lame Tbh. Most of them look nothing like that and that's a good thing

wrong board cunt go back to >>>/pol/ you /pol/ack

the cute mexican girls can stay

>>35355052
I don't think its wrong for anybody to date anybody.

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>>35355052
>white
>worrying about whos fucking who

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Twilight

Literally getting cucked by Bella because she prefers a chad vampire. Now before you go on about his /fit/ body, he's 5'11" so he's obviously overcompensating which makes it even worse.

End of Eva

i don't know but i remember being really sad while watching A Walk to Remember.

>>35355043
"Socialists" want the govt to take other people's stuff by force and give it to "the unfortunate", they don't actually want to give up any of their own stuff.

>>35355161
>mfw all these pasty yuppies protesting for socialism would probably be thrown in the gulag before the "one percent"

>>35355043
>Americans being politically retarded again
oh well, we're all used to it.

Disgusting ass desu

>>35355033
Why does this picture look "off"?

>>35355101
>>35355106
You watch too much porn and have impossible standards.

Reeeee all I want is a cute boy who looks like a girl to cuddle and fug

I want one that nobody would think twice if she was a man but all the ones in my area are fuck ugly, so it's just pump n dump

Because then i would be a degenerate faggot and would probably kill myself?

step 1: be white

woburn

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>>35355000
Oh God please not again. Every scrawny beta white male visit Japan thinking they're hot shit, it's fucking embarrassing

>>35354990
1. Be handsome
2. Have a lot of money
3. Be at least 6 ft. Asian women are more heightist than Western women. I shit you not

White men are treated like toys over here, and everyone would rather wait in line for a shiny you than settle with a shit one

Source: stationed in Japan for 6 years

>he keeps scrolling as if he doesn't know it's me

OK you got me. Here's a (You) >>35354926

>>35354866
normies do that all the time
don't feel so special

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i see a new strategy here
buy replica clothing from taobao for a few bucks that's expensive in retail, try to dress nice
get some girls talking to you because of your expensive clothing, they got chinked

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Stop being a fucking pussy and stop scratching

>>35354834
You don't understand it, Anon. Even when I'm not touching my face at all it itches all over the place.

>>35354847
I do, I have had a beard for almost 4 years now.
Basically stop thinking about the itchiness and you'll get used to it. It's just a case of perseverance.

Maybe if you have super sensitive skin or something it might be different.

>>35354758
>benis in robo bagina :DDDDDDDD

>>35354758
Your standards. Drop them. Seriously, that is the only way.

I can tolerate ugly, even find it kinda cute, but a hambeast still repulses me.

>>35354806
it is not my standards it is my relatives, I just know my dad and me uncles will say alot of shit