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He was also a true robot by the way.

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>adam lanza will never take his anger out on you with gun powder

why live

>>38033917
>that pic


That's creepy as fuck.

How do I also join a similar skype group with people who are close around me to become actual friends and go on a adventures with?

>>38033054
Sorry to break up the illusion but those 4 guys aren't robots.They are failed normies who just couldn't adapt as fast as normies do, to current trends and such.

I wish I could rape a fembot.

Are you all whites?

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Not even that bad
Oregano

>>38033124
Are you sure you should even be here? Spend long enough and you'll find yourself filling in more and more boxes.

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>>38033002
BINGO!!!!!!! XDdddDDd

I shall do so, dearest OP.

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MICROPHONE CHECKA ONE TWO WHAT IS THIS
ahem

THE SMOOTH CRIMINAL ON BEAT BREAKS
NEVER PUT ME IN YOUR BOX IF YOUR SHIT EATS TAPES

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>>38032996
Being female is easier than being male

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In Cali it just turned midnight.
So I've got 3 songs prepped for the midnight hour

>Trip-hop/Electronic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh_DemrVmN8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTFm_fxeusA
>Jazz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSkqfm73HxQ

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Going to start off this thread with some late night scenery.

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>>38032974
>>38033005
that was a nice prethread, OP

>>38032963
Let them. No need to step in, it will just draw more attention to us and make the problem worse.

>>38032963
Carl isn't a normie, this tweet just blew up

>>38033073
Its taken from a greentext

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>>38032956
Be a woman who looks like this.

>>38033050
I remember seeing her on The Doctors. Guess she finally got those extra ribs removed.

Set up grindr and start looking.

>>38032954
You get rejected. No matter if she laughs, tries to cover it up, or just ghosts you, its always rejection.

>>38032988
What if she has said she loves me at some point in the past

>>38033034
you were probably high/drunk or was just dreaming, anon. that never happened

All over my chest. Has never bothered me, though. Nobody will ever see it anyway.

How to fix pls?

I have very faint ones the back of my left arm.

>people have to 'realize' this
society is truly degenerate

Everybody is unique so nobody is

Only if you have a falsely inflated ego.

EVERY ROBOT JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

We need a r9k party rockers meet up

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SHUFFELIN

EVERYDAY IM SHUFF

i hope my mouth satisfies you hihi ^~^

What are we suppose to do? Turn off your computer, but you're too weak willed to do that so keep masturbating and cozy up in your blanket of regret and self pity.

>>38032882
What ya fappin to?

Means it's above average .

You're welcum

>>38032804
How long have you been going out and why haven't you seen his dick yet?

>>38032804
How big is his dick compared to yours?

>>38032708
yes

god bless thot removal service

>>38032708
Is that the youtuber that got shot?

She deserved it just for this retarded pose.

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>>38032651

>reply "really? I'm just fucking around"
>she pulls out her sketchbook and shows me her art
>artofthegods.jpg
>really elaborate scenes, looks like the old paintings that Michelangelo made (pic related)
>mouth drops
>she sits down next to me
>turns out shes new
>doesn't have any friends yet
>talk for the whole class, who gives a fuck about the get to know you stuff on the first day
>exchange names
>Hers is Kameran (obviously not, just keeping the privacy)
>I say my name "I'm Anon"
>She smiles and sticks out her hand "Well Anon, I'll be looking forward to tomorrow"
>Shake hands and leave the building, end of school day

>Continue through the days
>Week later I sit with friends at lunch, we all get talking about our classes and people we know
>I mention this girl
>No one knows her, which is expected
>One of my friends Tanya says "I'll keep an eye out for her"
>Go to math class, continue talking with Kameran
>Ask if she wants to hang out after school
>She looks down and says "My mother wouldn't like that"
>"Oh... maybe I could text you then?" I say with a smile
>She gives me her Skype

>>3802782
>Message her that day with a dumb message I can't remember
>She responds almost instantly "YAY!!!!!! I'm so glad we can talk outside of that hellhole of a class"
>Honestly didn't think that class was too bad
>We message for a while and get talking about art again
>She tells me that her dad really got her interested in art
>"Really, did he learn it anywhere?"
>"Yeah, he learned it from an army buddy when he was in Afghanistan"
>"Did he go in after 9/11? That's honestly pretty brave"
>No response for a few hours
>She finally replies "Sorry, mom made me get off *the stupid skype emoticon thats a crying face* "no he went in during the Soviet- Afghan War"
>Ask her where shes from
>Shes from deep in Russia, speaks good english though, came over when she was a kid
>Over time we get to talking about family
>She has 2 brothers and I have a few siblings
>They're both younger so shes stuck taking care of them she says
>If its really that tough I could help (I liked the girl *shrug*)
>No, my mom wouldn't like that
>Getting late, say our goodbyes and log off


>Next day at school I see her in lunch
>She says doesn't usually come because she can't pay the fee associated with the meal (its only like 2.25)

>>38032782
>>38032929
When you fuck up typing the post number and then post early on accident

>She can't pay the lunch fee
>I offer and ask her to sit
>"My mother wouldn't like it"
>"She's not here and I have extra money, take it"
>She accepts and hugs me
>She fucking hugs me
>Hair smells like Roses
>Touch is soft and delicate
>I wrap my arms around her and pop a chub
>She flinces from me
>I was too stupid at that point to realize that she was in an abusive relationship with her mom, but thats all in the past now
>She gets food and sits next to me
>Tanya says "oh Anon, is this your girlfriend?"
>Everyone laughs and Kameran looks down and smiles
>Go through the general lunch discussions and walk to math class with Kam
>She pulls me aside before we get to the room
>She wants to tell me a secret
>I think "She's going to tell me she likes me!"
>Wrong
>Dead Wrong
>Kam is a lesbian
>I'm not hurt by it, although I did like her at the time
>"That's fine with me, I know plenty of people like you"
>She hugs me again
>That same smell
>Put one arm around her and motion to the room
>We go in and sit down together like always

>After school we talk again on Skype
>Did you finish this problem blah blah blah...
>I ask "Why did you flinch when I hugged you?"
>She doesn't respond for 4 hours
>When she does its "I just didn't feel well today"
>Feel Better then :)
>No response
>Friday night so I think shes sleeping and she'll catch me tomorrow
>Saturday Night I message - no response
>Sunday Night I message - no response
>Go in Monday, I don't see her at lunch
>Think nothing about it, shes never here
>Go to math class, Shes not there either
>Class was boring that day and I missed talking to her
>Get home and message on skype... No answer again
>At this point I'm sorta pissed and vow to not message her until she messages me first
>Can't do it and message again right away
>Hey you weren't at school, hope you're feeling well...maybe I'll see you tomorrow?
>response
>NO talk to daughter