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Yes, but they get away with it because they look good.

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>>38708732
>google 'good looking rapists'
>3rd image

Ted Bundy
I didn't mind if he raped my boipucci

because i intimidate little weeb girls

which sucks because i get along with them really well

>>38708667
Because women are annoying.

thanks for coming here to gloat, asshole.

>>38708664
Relinquish your craving for flesh.

>>38708664
Kyle you are self.

>>38708664
stop talking to women entirely
also this >>38708696

>>38708628
Not me because I'm taller than 5'6.

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>>38708628
I replaced it with the you say run ost from my hero academia, feels good man

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>>38708653
>t. 5'7"
The fastest downhill skateboarding speed was set at 81mph

>>38708621
Don't mind rheeetards. If you're a robot you know it. Tbh I don't take it as an insult. Real insults aim at normie sub-groups (niggers, roasties, spics, alphas, Chads, Stacies, etc)

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>It's a "moron makes a thread" episode

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>it's another normie's first day thread

It's time to leave now.
>>>/soc/
Nature is running its course anonymoose.

>>38708618
I'm glad for you anon. You made it.
Also a bit jealous ;_;

>>38708618
Congratulations, anon. Maybe this is the beginning of something great.
Best of luck !

>>38708617
>omg today at work i had to DO MY FUCKING JOB RREEEE FUCKING CUSTOMERS GIVING ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE MONEY FUCKKKKK

>>38708640
>being exploitated is opportunity
Good cuck

>>38708713
Yes, it is. So what? That's literally the point of a job, to make a profit for someone else. Why the fuck else would they hire you? If they could just do it themselves or without you, for cheaper? You're there to make someone else money, obviously. And unless you're the richest man on the planet, you're always being exploited by those above you. Retard.

>>38708608
I HAD A FAT UGLY GF IN HIGHSCHOOL AND SHE FUCKING DUMPED ME BECAUSE I WAS "TOO DEPRESSING"
JUST END MY LIFE

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The fattest girl I have ever seen was once my coworker at Officemax.
She was nearly a waddling three foot in diameter cylinder.
Smelled like feces constantly.
miasma persisted for about two minutes after she left an area.
I could track her down blindfolded anywhere in the store.
Her mother visits one day.
FUKCNIG RUNnN IT'S GOJIRA (pic related)
She was a leveled up, ramped up version with an extra 6 inches in diameter
Matted beaver tail hair
Wearing tights- Brown spot on her ass canyon with flies stuck to it.
I could smell her an hour later EVERYWHERE in the store.
I had to open my eyes to navigate

----
Crush story-
Be me
340lbs, look smaller than I weigh due to muscle
senior year of college
built reputation of being "dad" figure due to handyman skills, being cool headed and responsible.
Gave up on trying to lose virginity with 2/10 GF of 7 months.
Break up
feelsgreatman.jpg
2 months later
Party at my house with 50+ people
decide to check it out
dadmode.exe
Start to take care of people that have drunk too much
guiding to toilets, giving water, steady arm to lean on
The torrent of drunkards slows down.
See fatty acquaintance holding head while sitting on couch
Make sure she is ok
Get her water and trash can
Sit next to her
We talk a bit
She leans on me and starts showing me normie fag shit on her phone
<like I care>
act like I do because betafag
Felt nice to have human contact
Walk her home, tuck her into bed and leave
The following weeks consisted of her sending me normie bullshit cat/baby videos via normiebook and snatch chat.
Fedup.exe
Invite her over by offering ice cream
10 seconds later she arrives
Eat icecream and tell her I don't want a relationship, hanging out would be fun and to cut the cutsy cat/baby gifs

Part 2 if interested

>>38709817
Please do continue for us anon.

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>>38708598
t
originalanasaurus rex

>because she realize that chad is not going to marry her and train of time is going to wreckage her soon,

Chad are often married at this age. Also my personal experience has been if you take care of yourself and are with dating dilf. You will have plenty to choice from when a Roastie settles down.

>>38708598
>tfw co-worker is a single mother at a relatively young age
>she wants to talk a lot about her personal life and made comment about her butt to me.

I doubt she would flirt with me butt if she did it would feel amazing to reject her..

>>38708594
Yes. It is easy to get laid at a con.
>wear mask
>have conversation with girl (take off mask now)
>get drinks (mask should have come off by now)
>make out (mask should really have come off by now)
>get blowjob (nigga why you still wearing that mask)

No. Seems fun but I am just a loser, not a "nerd" or "geek" so I don't like any comics or cartoons or movies that they revolve around

>>38708685
There's scifi conventions where you pretend to be aliens or time travelers, pagan conventions where you pretend to be some god, or art conventions where you pretend to like art
just do what you like

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Cuck fuel can't melt steel memes

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>alpha females

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>alpha females

No such thing. There's only roasties, uggos, and pure virgin waifus.

>>38708539
>playing online game
Die you social scum. I've never ever had an urge to play with people.

how cripplingly socially retarded do you have to be that this frightens you

nigger I am socially retarded and I have an anxiety disorder, but receiving friend invites online does not scare me

it doesn't scare you either, you fucking liar, you just wanted to make a fucking retarded frogpost

>>38708600
>no punctuation
>reddit spacing
>no capitalization

Post discarded.

>>38708489
No becayse normies are stupid and think ugly people all dressed up are "hot" all the time. Its like those betas that chase uggos caked in makeup

For fuck's sake man, get a decent haircut. Honestly, after I actually started to have decent hair as opposed to a shitty modified bowl cut, my self confidence shot up.

Obviously don't go for something totally normie like your pic, just take a little pride in your appearance instead of "HURR, I'M SO UGLY ANYWAY, WHY BOTHER?"

I got that same haircut in your pic and life turned around completely for a while. Eventually I could no longer handle the normie pressure and I haven't cut my hair in a while now. It's nice cause people don't look at me anymore and when I talk to girls there's no sexual tension anymore, which was nice at first but it gets annoying cause they act all weird and shit.

>>38708407
what anime is this wanna redpill my neice

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>>38708407
But Nazis were robots!

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>>38709452
this
also, someone have a better version of this picture?

>move to india
>+5 on looks
>get to shit in public
>might have trouble finding beautiful women though

>>38708363
>move to india
There is no reason to do this ever. I wouldn't even fuck an Indian for anything less than $300.

>>38708363
>>move to india
stop trying to get foreigners to fix your economy rajeesh