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What stops you from killing yourself? For me its that last second of fear of not knowing or what could be, I can't bring myself past it.
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do you remember anything before you were born? it's the same thing
not telling you to do it but it's pretty straightforward, consciousness stops, then everything stops
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>>38186692
I've thought of that before. I've also thought what if its a continuous loop and it just puts me in a similar position.
But I'd also like to hear other peoples reasoning and what they live for too I guess
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>>38186668
this really,
also I have to live for now, I hope we all make, I'm serious, I hope we all make it.

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>aunt just posted this on facebook
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>>38186617

>Someone posts normie meme on normie meme posting portal

Stop the presses.
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>>38186617
Make a very subtle reference to coal or a coalburning in a comment on it
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>a real man is my personal servant

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Hey fellow robots. I fucking masturbate many times every day and it's not giving me any pleasure anymore. Do you fags have any tips on how I can achieve a more pleasurable orgasm? I am pretty much open to anything, so just fucking tell me what the fuck I should do to give myself pleasure again.

(pic unrelated)
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absolutely degenerate. Hitler warned about the hedonism treadmill
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get a new hobby, or work on a non-gay one.
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the way to restore your sensitivity/pleasure is just to stop masturbating. what you've done by masturbating so often is desensitize your penis to touch and that can be reversed by not masturbating. I'm not a nofap dumbass btw, this is literally how you restore pleasure

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How do you feel about the white race being destroyed in the near future?

Personally I think they deserve it for being so pathetic.
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oh shit boys
asian master race?
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I don't think we will be destroyed or die out or anything like that, if you consider fertility rates most countries outside Africa are seeing a very large decline. The issue is that there aren't many Europeans relative to the world population in the first place, and if UN statistics are right then Africa will explode in the next few decades and create a real headache for the whole planet. I guess contraceptives and abortion are the only way to prevent that
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>>38186636
Why exactly don't we just nuke Africa?

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>tfw i finally hit the point where masturbating doesnt distract me anymore
>i cant block out the thoughts of wanting a gf to cuddle with, talk with deeply and make her happy

N-NOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT THESE FEELS
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you're just a baby
just wait until you're mid twenties and all around you is a sea of undesirable roasties
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>>38186574
>just wait
>OP gets 25, nothing happens and realizes he wasted his time waiting
don't
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>>38186591
What do I do? original tbhhh senpai

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you don't know true suffering unless you're an INFP

>come from traditional family
>artsy fartsy
>live life for somebody else
>not good at math and science like an intp
>too sensitive for a male
>only have useless non-practical fonctions
>want to sudoku everyday
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Just do what I do and be pure as fuck and hope some girl takes me to be her qt househusband.
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last time I took it I was INFP. I'm too lazy to do it again, so I'll just assume I still am.

just want a gf just as weird and awkward as me, going to thrift stores and walking around cemeteries

won't happen, ever
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Infp is suffering, but it's keeps you a pure person. If everyone was an infp, the world be empty of war, murder, oppression, famine, etc. Infp is. Gift, also a curse.

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Hey robots I just broke up with my girlfriend (2 year relationship) and she gave me two options: get back with her or cut contact for life.

Here's the breakdown
Pros:
>Pussy
>Ass
>Titties
>Kiss
>Company
>she'll probably be the only girl that can cum my pathetic penis (5.6 inches)

Cons:
>Falling into a trap
>Relationship is doomed to failure
>You're weak for getting back with her
>You won't be able to live your life
>You're going to have to deal with her shit
>She's obsessive and clingy
>She's not very interesting
>We do not share much of a sense of humor
>She is petty at times
>She wants me to fix everything
>She wants me to pay for her food
>Don't really enjoy her family's company
>Conversations grow dry
>Doesn't care all that much about my interests
>Rarely sucked my dick
>Wants to be prioritized
>Cries when I don't give her attention
>She has no financial future
>She's 6/10

it's quite obvious that the cons outweigh the pros and that I'm an insane, irrational weak faggot for wanting to get back with her. The problem is I'm thinking with muh dick. What say you bots?
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BTW she's THICC
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Honey, ask the experts at >>>/adv/ They can help. R9k is not the place to sort out your problems. :) you're welcome!
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OP do you love her?

Which will you actually regret more? Taking her back, or not taking her back?

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Who else here is a rich NEET?

>tfw never had to slave away at a uni for some meme degree just to go into debt.
>tfw never had to slave away at a job and loose my time and freedom.
>tfw never had to take out any loans.

Pic related is my bank account. I also have 350k invested in stocks and crypto. I have zero expenses and live in a 3,500 square foot luxury home in a gated neighborhood for completely free. I have unlimited free time for vidya, working out, reading. I will never have a need for a job. It baffles me that people willingly become slaves. I'll be enjoying my life of luxury and freedom as you slave your life away for the next 50 years just for a small taste at neetdom when you're old.
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Cool so what's the trick
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so why are you being an asshole about it
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>>38186393
hook me up with 50k of that

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Why can't I find a lonely and depressed gf with low self esteem to love and care for. Everyone hates me.
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whenever someone says this, another robot comes in and says that a relationship with a girl like that would be toxic as if they've ever been in a relationship
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Because there is no such thing as depressed lonely girl and they only have low self esteem around Chad.
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Everyone doesn't actually hate you anon. Girls are just flirting when they say that!

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>meet girl in chatroom posted here
>we really hit it off, talk all night for weeks, fall in love
>we arrange to meet, she implies she wants to take my virginity
>most excited I've ever been in my life
>she shows up
>"she's" actually a male who went tranny
>tell him i'm not interested in guys or people who lie to me and turn him away
>apparently i'm the asshole for not wanting to be lied to

You trannies need to fuck off with the lies and deception already. If you have a fucking dick under your dress you need to tell me ahead of time so I can cut contact with you, rather than coming all the way to my house and then acting like it's MY problem that you fucking lied to me once I find out and want you to leave.
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>>38186362
But I look more like a girl that some girls do. My boi pussay is soft and poundable to it would have felt better than a real pussy. Your loss
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>>38186362
Yeah I agree. I'm trans an I despise other traps who think it's acceptable to lie about their genitals or conceal the fact that they are trans
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>>38186362
holy shit that's fucked up

you should've been harsher with him/her/they/sdgdfsbdf

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Question for nostalgiafags: Which Sabrina would you rather hug or cradle in your arms?
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Melissa~. Even old, frumpy Mel.
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>>38186290
Left one, obv.
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>>38186332
But I thought the animated Sabrina was bratty and whiny

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I am a nignog, I deserve to die. I am literally sub-human, no I dont even deserve to be in the same category as a human, if anyone in the midwest wants to kill me I am willing. For all of the non-nignogs I am sorry for being a nigger, please feel free to call me a nigger like the piece of shit I am and tell me the kind of torment I deserve like a hanging or whatever you prefer
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>>38186266
really hope this is a /pol/frog false flag faggot 2bh

that being said I live in SF if anyone wants to kill me serious offers only please
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HOLY SHIT MORE OF HER FINALLY!
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>>38186266
Kill you?
No. You're not worthy to die by my hand. I think I'll keep you around a bit longer. Wait until you finally find happiness and peace, then right at the moment, at your highest point, you will fall by my hand.

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Why do people care about female burn victims?

Is it because they can't coast through life just based on their looks anymore?
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>>38186194
No its because theyre burn victims
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>>38186429
Why don't they just get over it?
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Biological instinct. Women are always viewed as high value, and their value comes from their physical beauty.

So anon tell me about your exciting life.
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>>38186178
What shameless liar told you my life was exciting?
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Why... Uhh.. Ah.. I d-don't... C-Can I put my penis in your vagina?
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>>38186178
i recently found out that if i eat 3 brazil nuts in the morning and 3 at night, after a few days i have better erections and more pleasurable cum shots

l think my dog has gender dysphoria
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>>38186153
Is that your dog
Sksnnc
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>>38186153
Your dog has some sexy legs, bruh.
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>>38186153
it does. now dress it up in cute dresses and post pictures plox.

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