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PSA: Sucking cock really isn't all that great.
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>>39374331
Can you please elaborate?
Origg6
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>>39374411
It's like sucking on a fleshy popsicle. There isn't anything inherently mind-blowing or amazing about it.
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>>39374533
What about the fact you are creating pleasure, bonding and worshiping a cock? If not, you might prove asexuality exist.

if I ever become a normalfag and get a gf, I hope I get to watch her pee.
it would make my penis very hard like pic related
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>>39374289
I meant the picture makes my penis very hard
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>>39374289
My gf has done exactly this a couple times.

In a parking lot, and once in a drive way.
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and this is a pissing thread btw so post some hot and beautiful women pissing my dudes

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I'm so alone. It's driving me insane.
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I'm going to kill myself if nobody responds to my thread.
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lol

lol is an original phrase
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please do
we don't need any more faggots in this wolrd

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Vocaroo thread

Pls r8

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0S0bNY1yUix
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gotchu fambalambs
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0CwG1I0pBB1
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>>39374397

https://vocaroo.com/i/s09tpvwclRJK


Orig
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>>39374878
Stupid

>>39374397
Really nice, you have a nice voice. Im sure someone will love to sit back and hear you play one day, i sure would

>>39374237
Dumb sound effects, keep it real

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>just accidentally liked my crush's bikini photo from 2015 on instagram while scrolling thru old pics to fap to
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pls tell me im not alone with this feel
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I did that with facebook
We ended up having sex because she was a pervert and knew I was masterbating to her photos.

Was pretty neat.
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>>39374588
deets or bs anon

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What in the fuck happened to white """""""""""""people"""""""""""""""?
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>>39374123
>those lips
>white
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This man is blessed with beautiful dick sucking lips.
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>>39374123
If you're interested in finding "white" people, you should probably avoid the underclass. They look white but... they ain't.

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What is r9k reading?

Infinite Jest is the last book on my summer hit list and I need ideas for comfy season.
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>>39374097
Watchmen. Does that count?
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>he fell for the paper jew
(((reading))) is a kike conspiracy to subvert the white race
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>>39374097
The Brothers Karamazov

It has the added bonus of triggering all the atheist fags at my uni.

Join our plug room and waste time playing music together

https://plug.dj/mu-broadcast

https://plug.dj/mu-broadcast

https://plug.dj/mu-broadcast
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fug it i bump this boste
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bump

originalleno
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bumpthispostagain get in here

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Why is it difficult to be friends with women without thinking there's some romantic intentions involved? And when you try to make clear that it's strictly platonic, they get mad?
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>>39373995
Never happens to me. Always try for platonic relationships with men who lash out at me for not wanting to fuck. You're befriending insecure, emotionally immature women.
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>>39373995
Why would you want a plantonic female friend? Are you gay or something? >>39374031
If you ever cuck a boy, don't try to be his friend, you aren't helping. Just continue to succ off Chad and leave him wallow in his shit for a while, hopefully he comes out a bodybuilder with no remorse for women and he cheats on every relationship he had after the one he had with you.
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>>39374093
I don't befriend "chads", we have nothing in common and I can't relate to being popular and athletic. I just want friends.

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I am so depressed and bored out of my mind.

Someone pls entertain me. What game should I play? With whom? Someone help
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>>39373976
>What game should I play?
Dark Forces
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don't play games, go outside
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>>39373976
I'm going to Houston on Wednesday, ama.

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Driving fast on serpentine, sinuous Colorado mountain roads with the love of my life, in the dead of night, after having indulged in sativa
While blaring ambient electronic on the car speakers, its bass reverberating throughout my entire being
Off in the distance, the illuminated Boulder cityscape shines in all of its glory
Not knowing where I'm headed, but that not mattering in the slightest, as I know for certain that wherever I may end up, we'll be there together, and that's all I'd ever need
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Come back Donatello I need you.
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you are a faggot
l m a o
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In the bin you will find
a mask on my face
All this time I was looking for junk
but all I needed was a pinch and a punch

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C'mon Champ, you have too many computer games, let's get on the car go to the local computer store and you are going to sell them, and then use that money to buy a bike, Champ. That's right, you will start working today, we'll go to that pizzeria downtown, you'll see the manager in the eyes and give him a strong handshake and you won't take a no for an answer, right Champ?
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What is wrong with your grammar, anon?
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Dad you're drunk again
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>>39373810
ok dad ill sell all my games
*uninstalls all my games*
see the grey means i sold them this is just for inventory purposes if i accidentally sold one or not

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help me plan out my plan to ask out a qt. All contributions are welcome

There's this girl that goes to my college who i met over the summer on a weekend event the school held. We talked a bit and learned each other's names

Now I'm at the entry-level friend stage, where if we see each other on the campus we'll say hi, or we'll sit together in cafeteria
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I learned her schedule so I know that she'll leave class at 11:50 and head straight to lunch. U think this would be a good time to catch her alone

Problem is, I get out at the same time but in a different class on the other side of the campus. What do
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>>39373808
Plans are the problem.
If you want to ask her out, then ask her out. Don't think about it too much.
Worst thing they can say is "no" and you move on.

>>39373850
Confidence is #1 dude. If you want to ask her out then ask her out - even if she's with her friends. Give 0 fucks about whether or not she's alone. Just focus on what you want and just say "fuck the rest of the world" in your head (don't say it out loud). She says "no" and they giggle, who the fuck cares? They're not important to you. Fuck em.
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Twice so far we've been in the same room together but I was too much of a sperg to try and make small talk. How do I start the converaation? And how close should we get b4 I eventually ask her on a date?

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Did anyone go to the Ghibli Fest in Waterford Lakes? Castle in the Sky was Amazing!
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>>39373752
>did anyone go to a social event
No.

>>>/out/
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>>39373789
It's just a movie theatre you raging autismo no one talked to anybody

>>>/trash/
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>>39373811
>going out to a movie theatre isn't going out

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>Pedophilia thread that doesn't break any rules
>It gets deleted

I guess we were too far outside the Overton Window. We wouldn't want to break the conditioning.
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>>39373750
maybe the threads should just stick to 2D-only
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some dude was literally asking for 3D CP
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>>39373830
And he got banned for it while the thread remained, so why delete it 10 minutes later?

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