Fembots, could you love a guy that had another girls pussy juice

>>34587693
im a cuckquean so yes

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>>34587693
Aslong as he has not has not just got done eating a girl out 5 seconds ago then it's fine.

>>34587693
they all want Chad, no matter what he fucks before them

>>34587693
No, that's disgusting

I'm saving myself for a virgin boy who has never had stacy's spit in his mouth

>>34587742
>muh chads
What's a chad anon? So far it seems like a chad is someone who is not a lazy sack of shit who bitches and moan about not having a gf.

I couldn't love a guy who wanted to eat pussy in the first place.

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>>34587713
How do I introduce a girl to the idea of being cucked?

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>>34587764
Shut it roastie lmao you have big flappy lips because of all the sex you have

>>34587693
>do you want someone who's good at sex or a guy that even couldn't find your private parts in the dark?

Hm... 99% of girls prefer experienced guys over insecure guys that don't know what they are doing.

>>34587786
ikr, but isn't it evidence of men being more human that we desire virgin woman who is dedicated to us, in contrary women get wet when they see some Chad who fucked tons of bitches

>>34587785
I 100% sure I got a big black cock. You want to see it mate?

>>34587721
6 seconds ago?

oregnal

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>>34587947
Stop being a dummy anon.

>>34587786
>can't get a gf because inexperienced
>can't get experience becaue no gf
What do you suggest?

>>34587986
Blame yourself for not getting with other girls when you were a teen. I was nerdy as fuck and I still found a way to get with other nerdy girls.

>>34588015
How is blaming myself gonna help my dilemma?

>>34588026
It's not. But asking on /r9k/ is not going to be any help aswell.

>>34587986
Get some practice in a casual relationship.

>>34588091
Not him, but Everything seems easy if said this way.

You should quit reality asap matey.

>>34588121
It sounds easy because it is easy.

>>34588091
Practice gfs are a myth. Literally every single woman is entitled to an experienced partner. Trust me, I've tried, but I have yet to find even one who's not making excuses to not have to be with a virgin. Actually, I found one, but she's from the other end of the globe and I don't know how honest she is, considering we'll never meet in person.

>>34588125
Explain step by step.
>inb4 you just need to get lucky
>inb4 you just need to git gud
>inb4 just beeeee yerself brah

>>34588141
Go about your day as usual. Whenever you come in conatct with a somewhat cute/fuckable girl, flirt and do some small-talk. If she seems to be into you, ask for her number and meet up with her. If you want to play it honest, make sure to make clear that you're not looking for anything serious atm. If not, then lead her on and leave her after a while.

>>34588174
>Go about your day as usual
I never meet people in my "usual day".
And Even if I do, I'm the ghost of the situation.

Is really this what chad/normies believe?

"It's so easy, stuff comes automatically"

>>34588174
>Go about your day as usual.
Check
>come in conatct with a somewhat cute/fuckable girl
Check
>flirt and do some small-talk
The result is usually confused or condescending looks, but okay
>If she seems to be into you
You lost me
>ask for her number and meet up with her
I don't know how I'd even proceed from there...


You think it's all so obvious and one thing leads to another, but if it did for us robots, we wouldn't be where we are. You have to understand we're not normies.

>>34588212
It used to be confusing for me too. I figured this out through trial and error (with lots and lots of errors).

>>34588202
>automatically

Nothing I said even hinted at "stuff coming automatically"

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>>34587693
No, I've always known this would bother me a lot, which is why it was important to me that my boyfriend was a virgin before me. I was a virgin too and he was my first kiss as well. I'm very glad we don't have to worry about that kind of thing and can just love each other completely. I've heard that some girls want an experienced guy, but I felt the opposite and the thought of having my first time with someone who had already done that with someone else grossed me out. It just wouldn't be as special. My boyfriend might not be experienced, but we get to learn together and that is much better.

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>>34587693

HD webm

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>>34588275
You are supposed to do this things when you're a teenager.
It's probably too late for us.

Well, not for you.

>>34587986
>>>can't get a gf because inexperienced
>>can't get experience becaue no gf
I was given advice to get a job before getting a gf, not only for that fat dosh but because "that's how you get used to their shit", now I see what they meant by that.

>>34588729
>can't get a job because no experience
>can't get experience because no job

>>34588743
>>>can't get a job because no experience
>>can't get experience because no job
Exactly.

I do love a guy who had pussy juice smeared all over his face.
Sometimes that fact disgusts me, but it's pretty dumb to get bothered about.
Back when he and his ex gf initially broke up I was kind of angling to get with her, not him though, so I think having also wanted those juices on my face helps.

>>34588275
That sounds nice.
I'm happy for you.

>>34588275
Best post all day. Good for you.

>>34587693
>tfw unable to have baby
>tfw spouse agrees to adopt baby
>on one condition
>he gets to fuck someone else to achieve a natural child
>tfw not a cuckquean

this honestly breaks my heart so much but i'm afraid if he knew I wasn't okay with it he would leave me for someone who can bear him children

>>34588963
>on one condition
>he gets to fuck someone else to achieve a natural child
Yeah, he's an asshole, sorry to be your bubble-buster.

>>34588982
It's weird because in my opinion it's an asshole thing to do but he typically is not an asshole. He's usually very agreeable but his biological imperative has brainwashed him, I think. What do you think?

>>34589003
I think you should divorce them; no trolling intended. The way I see it, he's taking advantage of the situation to have an extra-marital affair that will be considered "legitimate" yet will destroy your relationship in the future. You will never EVER get out of your head that this other woman not only had his husband inside of her, took his seed, and carried his offspring to term. And he will always have her in a special place in his heart. This is 100% a time bomb.

And the worst part, is that the person that will suffer the most due to this, will be an innocent child that has no responsibility for this.

>>34589003
Be a good little cuck and prep his cow for him.

>>34589032
And be careful: He might end up doing the false-flag "you choose the mother". That way he'll still get his piece of ass yet you'll never be able to be allowed to feel bad about it because "it was your choice".

>>34588963
>fuck someone else to achieve a natural child
That's honestly fucked up.
I could understand if he at least wants to be the biological father, even if you can't be the biological mother, but surrogacy usually doesn't work like this. How do you feel about a donor egg being fertilized with his sperm and being carried by another woman. It's legal in a lot of first world places, including some US states.

>>34589032
Yeah, that's what I'm worried about. I just wish I knew why he wanted to have sex with another woman. His sex drive is EXTREMELY low and he never talks about sex at all. I know it's wrong for him to do that, but the motives don't line up for me. Am I the problem?

>>34589076
>wants to have sex with another woman
>His sex drive is EXTREMELY low
>Am I the problem?
Ask him why he feels obliged to stay with you. He clearly isn't attracted to you.

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>>34588389
I felt the same way for a long time. Very nervous that I was falling behind everyone else. When I had my first kiss, it felt so strange. I remembered a time in middle school where the other kids sitting near me were talking about their first kisses and I realized then that everyone else was maturing and doing things I hadn't even considered while I was just stagnating. I couldn't even fathom kissing someone. So finally having it felt overdue, but very nice. Feeling these emotions I knew I was supposed to feel years ago. It's always possible anon. I didn't think it was possible either but there is always a chance. I really wish you the best.

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>>34588944
Thank you anons, I appreciate it.

>>34588963

Yeah, that'll go well. Jealousy will erode your relationship. She'll get attached to the kid in a rush of hormones and you and your husband will have him/her every other weekend.

>>34589095
Th-thanks. I think you're right anyway. I think he's not attracted to me very much/at all. I guess it's good we don't have kids to traumatize in a divorce. It sucks that I'm used goods now and the only man I ever loved and thought was attractive thinks I'm a fucking goblin.

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>>34587693
>sticking a tounge into pussy, when there is a perfectly good asshole an inch below
Why do people do this?

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>>34589160

The educated gentleman does both

>>34589076
>>34589126
Stop this immediately. Don't go overboard with people's opinions or you'll regret it; read them, take them in, but do NOT act on them. First things first:
>Do you really feel your husband is not attracted to you?
Then I advise you to explain your feelings to him, seek an answer together, and if necessary then couples-therapy.
>he gets to fuck someone else to achieve a natural child
Are you two so ignorant about procreation that you think there is a 100% a SINGLE fuck will yield the results? This could take weeks, if not months to happen. Do you really think you can handle your husband having sex with another woman over and over?
>I guess it's good we don't have kids to traumatize in a divorce.
No need to think that ahead. If you two have issues, they might be issues you can solve.

Since you're going anonymous, what is it that disables you from having kids?

>>34589076

Because its a biological imperitive that you further your own gene pool by having natural children

Adoption goes against nature

>>34589228
Don't worry, I'm not getting a divorce because people on /r9k/ told me to.

>couples-therapy
yeah, he won't go

>Are you two so ignorant about procreation that you think there is a 100% a SINGLE fuck will yield the results?

yes but you've made a good point

>what is it that disables you from having kids?
gender dysphoria, tokophobia, possibly PCOS (if he reads this he will know who I am)

>>34589250

So a bunch of bullshit

If you had PCOS you would know already

>>34589250
>>what is it that disables you from having kids?
>nothing
Uh-huh.

>>34587693

>lots of pussy juice in face
>high market value

>eats pussy
>beta behavior

This is though one.

>>34589550
>>34589285
>nothing

"nothing" is kind of ruining my life right now. it's hard to believe in meme illnesses when they are actually making me sick and making it easy for my husband to justify cucking me.

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>>34587693
I JUST WANT A QT BOY TO GO DOWN ON ME BUT ALL BOYS WANT IS TO RECEIVE ORAL AND THEY HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO GIVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34590909
Please post throwaway and I will come to you and eat you out until I'm perfect at it and then continue

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>>34590909
are you a real girl or just memeing?

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Back in the day I always wanted to date a pure virgin boy, something we had in common. I know it's seen as autistic as fuck. Then I got with a virgin trap.

>>34587986
Get a middle-aged woman
They are more interested in you being able to mantain an erection and not gettin exhausted for 5 minutes of pumping than some bullshit "experience" you can learn quickly.

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>>34587693
>fembots
Why do you fags need to pay attention to these whores?

One of the hottest things I do with my gf is eat her out, make her orgasm, then immediately make out with her. She doesn't seem to mind the mess on my face.

>>34588963
He just doesnt love you and is using that as an excuse, I cheat on my wife all the time, I rarely have sex with her but do it enough so she wont get suspicious, shes attractive too I'm just bored fucking her I like variety. You should prob divorce him. I'm not going to djvorce my wife I stay at home while she works and even if she did know I have a gf and fuck buddies she would never leave.

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>>34590955
>until I'm perfect at it
NO I WANT GOOD ORAL NOW REEEEEEE

>>34590967
NO MEMES HERE JUST WANT MY PUSSY LICKED BRO

>>34591140
I make my gf go down on our gf, strange situation having 2 gfs and sleeping in bed with them both there its pretty great.

>>34591253
I can make my gf orgasm every time I go down on her, usually in 5-10 minutes. Took some practice, but I finally nailed it.

Jealous?

>>34591241
Thats pretty fucked up man if true you dont feel bad at all?

>>34591285
Why would anyone be jealous of you sucking dick?

>>34591295
Ya it is grimey of me to cheat on her all the time, I felt guilty the first time I did it but after that its easy and becomes quite fun doing it and not getting caught it always makes great sex.

>>34591265
Me and my gf usually make our gf go down on her gf's gf. It's very hot with me and all these gf's going down haha

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>>34591253
>your a real girl
>using that bad meme will get you anything

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i want to bully a cute virgin robogirl by having stacy take my virginity instead then chad can take hers

>>34591620
>tfw i did this
she was really sad but she liked it too, i could tell

>>34587785
>because of all the sex you have

Isn't this the thing you school shooters want?

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>>34591867
>replying to 5 hour old bait

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>>34590909

Are you from central Europe? I had enough opportunities to hone my lingual skills to a high level according to outside oppinions.

>>34591955
Goddamn this board is slow

>>34592080
All the kids are gone so there is that. Gets faster when school gets out.

>>34587693
how can i lick pussy alright if i have a tied tongue that i cant flick up and down or stick out much? am i doomed?

>>34588275
Good for you. I remember there was one girl in my school that I knew of like that. Unfortunately, she lost it to some guy she thought was nice but was just using her. It broke her heart. But now shes with a guy that are both in love with each other. Shes also gotten much cuter with age.

>>34592149
no, my bf has a tongue he can barely stick out and he does the best oral I ever had.

>>34592159
how does he do it then? i want to know.

>>34587986
Having considered all the evidence, it's clear you should just kill yourself now.

>>34592181
he just does his best. i'm not sure how. I don't even know if he knows where the clit is, he just does a good job.

>>34592159
...Laura? Is that you? Original comment?

>>34592218
no, it's good to know it's not uncommon though

>>34592217
c'mon, what a lazy post .ok, ya'll fucking pussy lickers teach me how to lick pussy for the tiny chance some pussy pops into existence right in front of me some day. how can a guy with a tied tongue do decent oral?

>>34587890
>implying there are black people in england

>>34592250
First things first, before you start, make sure you let her know you want input. Tell her to let you know when you hit a good spot or when to speed up.

Start slow, work the whole pussy. Don't focus on just the clit right off the bat, but know that's where you're going to finish. Just work everywhere for a while. Once you move to the clit, be gentle but firm. Work small circles with your tongue and give it a few flicks every once in a while. Some people say spell the alphabet with your tongue, which isn't a bad idea. Once you're in a good rhythm, know where she likes it and she's ready, start to speed things up and get a little more aggressive with your tongue. Just not rough though. Don't want to hurt her. Sucking the clit can also be effective, but be gentle.

That's what I do. I can usually get the gf off in about 10 minutes or less.

>>34592149
It's as much about jaw and neck muscles as tongue muscle.

>>34587986
real answer: practice gf

>>34592276
Well, there's that Idris Elba guy
But I'm hard pressed to think of anyone else

>>34588174
>Go about your day as usual. Whenever you come in conatct with a somewhat cute/fuckable girl
This is where I greeted her, she smiled and greeted me back (it was the kind of situation where greeting one another was acceptable) and I didn't say anything else because I was a depressed fuck sitting in the waiting room of my therapist mentally preparing myself for the session.

JUST

>>34591253
It's fucking standard practice in the west.
Do you live in Africa or something?

>>34587693
I can't stand the thought of a man I love having lost control and acted like an animal in heat with some skank. And oral sex is just perverted and disgusting.

I don't want a weak-willed perverted monkey who couldn't control his animal urges as a lover. I don't want him anywhere near me, actually. I don't want to get raped.

>>34593442
This.
I want a 100% straight-laced low/no sex drive virgin.

the thought of that is very attractive.

>>34593442
>I don't want to get raped.
That's what going in dry is.

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>>34593509
>tfw asexual
>tfw girls hate me for that
You'd probably get bored pretty quick desu.

>>34593673
no I wouldn't; I'm asexual too. That's why I want an asexual boy.

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>>34593690
Finding asexual people is really difficult. I feel like that turned me into a robot.

>>34593842
I know two other asexuals in real life, chin up buddy. we're around.

>>34593580
I mean I don't want to be with an out-of-control guy who will throw himself at me like an animal because he will rape me. I don't want that.

If he has had sex, it shows that he can't control himself and will probably rape me.

>>34593887
>If he has had sex, it shows that he can't control himself and will probably rape me.
Your're literally just pretending to be female anon.
Only robots have those insane opinions.

>>34594266
Why do you say that? Just because I'm not like all the skanks you lust after?

>>34594449
>Just because I'm not like all the skanks you lust after?
Jokes on you, virgin would be preferable.