Lewd Ice Cream

Neapolitan ice cream, yellow at the front, red in the middle, brown at the back.

It'll be like cumming on a pair of panties OP.

>>36602946
That sounds nice, but they don't have Neapolitan frosties, I could use it for training though...

>>36602869
the frostbite will hurt. Not to mention you'll prolly get a UTI

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>>36603036
You can get UTIs from ice cream?
Also, I think I'll let it warm a bit first to prevent frostbite.

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>>36602869
>I've been offered 60 bucks to fuck a frosty and cum on pic related.
I'm interested in the story behind this.

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>>36603075
>5 days ago
>Other outcasts I know talking about Wendy fan art
>One mentions a guy came on a picture of Wendy
>Jokingly suggest I'd fuck a frosty and nut on Wendy if someone paid me
>tfw they said yes and I'm seriously considering it

>>36603070
I'd think so. it's dairy, that dairy is going to get in your pee hole unless you wear a condom. Bacteria will form

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>>36603138
Do it then. As long as it can't be traced to you in real life, it's just easy money.

I once tried to fuck a snowbank. Couldn't do it, too cold. I would suggest either fucking it when it is liquid and room temperature or making a little jacket for your bud.

>>36603139
Ok, thanks for the advice, there's still much more to research in this field though.

>>36603273
I think I might train myself using ice cubes or cold packs.

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>>36603380
It's not like lifting weights. You can't train your dick to fuck ice cream.

>>36603467
If people can adapt to colder climates then my dick can adapt to cold mushiness.

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>Anyone with experience in this subject or other cold experiences welcome.

>>36602946
Sounds like face of an asian, pussy of a white girl and ass of a black girl

>>36603617
Hmm, I was thinking about using ice cubes first myself as practice

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>>36603575
You're gonna fucking hurt yourself and give yourself a penguin dick. Just fuck a tub of ice cream once and cum on the picture like you're supposed to. It's not that hard.

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>>36603715
Won't it be better to train so that I'm used to it and can be certain that the frosty will make me cum?

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>>36603775
If you're going to train by fucking cold stuff, you might as well just fuck the ice cream first and work on giving yourself a cold fetish later.

>>36603848
Any recommendations for what brands I should train with or how many ice creams I should fuck weekly?

>>36603895
I don't think you should train at all but, if I can't change your mind, I honestly recommend getting ice cream from a restaurant and doing it in your car since the store-bought ice cream is usually not that soft when it's cold.

>>36602869
>All these images of Wendy lately
Let me guess, the some PR exec discovered smug anime girls and wants to cash-in?

>>36604122
More power to them as long as
>>>/aco/1346424 exists.