Autistic guys you deal with

>>36603156
Do you have any pictures of him i'm interested I love seeing guys completely unaware of how bad they look.

Smile and take his money, you fucking heathen.

Or just maybe, be truthful and tell him that you feel uncomfortable.

But waaait, there's more!

Find a different job?

oh shut up stupid gook, you know you want his BWC.

> airhead slut gets extra money for doing literally nothing but existing
> can't even be bothered to treat another human being like a human being for 60 seconds of interaction

"Fembots".

>>36603156
I don't order Chinese takeout, but holy shit this guy sounds almost exactly like me down to the smallest detail. I sometimes try to make conversation on the rare occurrence I leave the house.

>>36603156

>call me his "little fortune cookie" when he greets me

Kek I live in a heavily asian town and I usually leave you slants alone, but that sounds like a funny way to fuck with you.

>>36603322
>Find a different job?
My parents need me there because they're understaffed.
>tell him that you feel uncomfortable.
Parents said don't say anything because he's good for business. So I hold in my hatred of him.
>>36603324
>I want a fat ugly loser's 2 inch pecker
Are you the guy I'm making fun of? Stop bothering me, you ugly geek

>>36603156

Hey gook how much cream of sum yung gai do you eat a day?

>>36603405
Maybe you should let all that hatred flow out. Scream your head off at every customer you dislike so the restaurant closes down.

>>36603405
>accept his terrible date
>reject him after it goes badly or even if you see him naked
>you now have a reason to tell your parents

>>36603447
Nah, I'm too nice and sweet to do that.
>>36603395
I'll call you my little cheeseburger then
>>36603384
there's always a weird white guy somewhere bothering another asian girl. Do you call her a nice beautiful dumpling? My little chow mein.

Whenever I see neckbeard level autists, I always wonder what kind of people they would have become with superior parenting.

>>36603537
>too nice and sweet to do that
>smearing him on an anonymous weeaboo imageboard

Ayyyyyyyyykekkles

This sounds like me too.

I'll call you my little geisha or my little Mulan from now on.

Tip don't be mean because he likes that because in anime the girls always play hard to get.

>>36603537

>I'll call you my little cheeseburger then

That's qt as fuck though. If you're trying not to be my pretty yellow rose you're doing a bad job of it.

>>36603584
I'm nice to people who aren't fat
>>36603589
my little tsundere fortune cookie
>>36603600
my little big mac <3

Call him big brother and smile and giggle all the time. Give him a story of how you really need money for school or something.
Boom bigger tip.

Hussle my little Wong tong.

>>36603640
>>36603156
How would you react of it were a black dude? Just curious.

>>36603156
You have to realize this guy has absolutely nothing to lose. His life is already shit. Talking to you might be the only thing he looks forward to.
If he isn't dangerous, just entertain him and know you're making his world a much better place.

>>36603537

I married Chinese and I'm black
Usually call ourselves "Chicken wings with pork fried rice" with the in laws (They run a ny style restaurant)

Nothing to do with the thread but I thought it was funny.

>>36603156
Why not lead him on and get him to tip you extra? Nice guys finish last for this reason.

>>36603640
If being nice comes with a condition, you aren't nice.
Sorry lil' dumpling.

>>36603689
I would call the police because he is black.

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>people don't realize that this is just a flipperoo of a recent greentext

Damn was I worried this was me but I have a special dislike for asians and I never talk to them so I'm good.

>>36603640

>don't hit on me, silly boys: chink edition

>>36603156
>>call me his "little fortune cookie" when he greets me
Post the crossdressing pictures we all know you have.

>>36603753
I picked up on it. The original was "soy toy" right?

Imagine being the kind of person who is so detached and cold that they can't muster up the tolerance to just treat some autistic loser with a bit of kindness in order to make them feel a bit better about themselves.
I mean, OP is probably a dude but I imagine there's lots of girls who are genuinely like this
Not saying you should suck the guy's dick, but a few minutes of small talk might really help this sad sack feel better about his miserable life.

But nah why take the opportunity to extend some kindness when you can just be a cunt

>>36603156
this is old pasta

>>36603156
I'm pretty sure you guys have a secret menu for those who speak the right language. Is it true?

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>>36603156
>posting artwork of the people whom raped and murdered your people not even a century ago

>>36603753

First time I ever got caught up in one of these threads. This must be the dark side of /r9k/

Sucky Sucky faive dorrah

rove him rong time

>>36603682
>>36603735
>bigger tip
Gee, three whole bucks
I wonder how much rice I can buy with this
>>36603767
don't hit on me silly cheeseburgers
>>36603693
Fuck. That sounds reasonable but I don't want to listen.

>>36603805

Eh not really. At most there's an untranslated section of the menu with fish heads and shit. Americanized Chinese food is pretty much regular Chinese food drenched in corn syrup.

>>36603156
Sounds nauseating desu
Just mention you have a bf or something

>in chatroom
>most people are cool but one retard horny 24/7
>always making cringey sex jokes and other shit to normal convos

I'm pretty sure he's 15 which just makes it grosser

date me instead i am guaranteed to be awesome and yolo swag who is mysterious

you will only realize it with skypes thou

t. britfag yolo swag noscope

>>36603792
>But nah why take the opportunity to extend some kindness when you can just be a cunt
I just want to be left alone he can talk to anyone he wants to, just not me.
>>36603860
He's not asking me out so

>>36603887
He might lose some interest in talking to you if you mention a bf though

>>36603887
Lacks confidence, clearly.

>>36603851
More like orbiterbux. Do it right and he'll give you a 20.

sucky fucky smoke cigarette in her pussy she love you good boom boom long time yadda yadda

>>36603156
ME RUV YU RON TIME ANON

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do you have these

>>36604088
My eyes are pretty big but they are slanted just a little bit.

>>36603156
>always gives me a shitty small tip even though he orders take out and I didn't serve him

In his defense our culture has basically engineered it so that we feel bad if we leave the tip section blank. I do the same thing sometimes cause if I don't I feel terrible.

>>36604129

no, i mean,do you have glasses like those that you wear over your asian eyes

>>36603156
>tries to make autistic small talk with me while he waits for his food while I act blatantly uninterested

You're breaking the #1 rule of mom and pop retail.

Aight femanon, you are probably as geek as everyone else here, otherwise you wouldnt be on this horrendous board.
If I were you I would marry him and get some moneys

Fuck that guy. I hate talking to fucking cashiers. If I'm going to a place everyday, the day you act at all familiar will be my last, ruin my fucking day so why don't you just fuck off.

>>36604177
Chinks can't into mom and pop resturants.

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>>36603537
>too nice and sweet
You're gossiping about an autistic man because he has the audacity to talk to you. On the off-chance you're not a LARPing faggot pretending to be a girl on the internet you're a total cunt, don't kid yourself.

>>36603640
I'm a hot fit white fuccboi if I hit on you what would you do

>>36603720
I feel like my /pol programming is telling me to berate you but you seem like a decent guy.
Leave some for us tho would ya?

>>36603156
Disgusting whore, you can't even brighten up the guys day without sneering.

Fuck me I feel like a ramen or a laksa now.

>>36604177
The number one rule of mom and pop restaurants should be making good food. Too many places I've been too think pretending to get along with your customers makes up for serving terrible food.

>>36605459

Yeah, although "her" excessive open cuntyness kinda makes me lean toward a larper, if shes not shes a giant cunt for being a bitch to a guy who is probably just happy to see a pretty face for 30 seconds each day of his shitty life.

>>36605510

You don't seem like a decent guy. /pol/ rots your brain.

dunno why I imagined the super haker from Steins Gate buying from her store

>>36603753
got screencap/archive link?

>>36603156
Let me ask you this, if he was not ugly, but still autistic, like say a 6/10 or 7/10 but still white, would you still want him to leave you alone?

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OP here, here is a picture of him in all his glory...

>>36603156
Did you just call him a white devil? Holy shit

>>36606826
what if he lurks around here OP? he looks like he does

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>>36603156
Why dont you just swallow your pride and have yourself some beautiful master race hafu kids?

>>36603156
post a pic of yourself Op
So we can see if he really wanted anything beyond friendly conversation

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Lotta posts for a roastie thread. You cunts will never, ever learn.

>>36606958
were just having fun :^)

can someone post a screencap of the original greentext?

i vaugely remember it

>>36603720
Fuck off nigger originally oegank

>>36606826
Can we see your face OP? I bet you look like shit. Worthless cunt.

>>36603156
>be at a party having a good time
>feels good being around other people man
>having friendly conversation, mutually enjoyed company
>feeling optimistic about everything
>be stuck in akward situation with some random girl
>no interest in trying to sexually advance her
>just wanna keep the good vibes around me
>try to make friendly conversation to break awkward silence
> looks at me, sighs and rolls eyes
>mfw optimism gone
>mfw why the fuck do i even try?
>I fucking hate people
>nothing but egotistical superficial opportunists in this world
>i wish i never left my fucking house
>Boyfriend comes up to me hours later
>"Hey were you talking to my girl"
>"yeah i was you mothafucker, what the fuck are you gonna do?"
>i snuff him first out of anger
>everyone looks at me like im a fucking monster
>"anon i think you should leave"
>no buses so i end up walking for 3 hours to get home.

>>36603309

Yeah, or give us a reference on what he looks like.

>>36603405

Do your parents pay you for the work? And yeah, welcome to the service industry. I have to put up with high-and-mighty drunk assholes all night. (bartender) Most customers are nice, had some great small talk sometimes, but smug assholes are in equal number. Just smile and let them. It's part of the job unfortunately.

> little fortune cookie

Top kek though.

Fat people are repulsive and inhuman.

That is all.

>>36606309
You're a nigger. Kill yourself.

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>>36603156
>work for an electrical supply distributor
>my coworkers nephew works in the warehouse
>never showers and is a complete retard
>fucks up the simplest task all the time
>his shit stinks so bad the bathroom is unusable for the next hour

>>36603640
Call me putin you fucking cock cobbler.
I wanna eat off of you.

>>36603866
>grosser
I am pretty sure he is 15 years old and makes it weird.
There is not "er""
>a hillbilly

>>36603156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeBrnuQxEsQ
Here you go.

>>36604004
It aint me starts playing while m60s go off in the distance.

>>36607660
Damn, this is good shit, man.

>>36607195
Have fun living this life friend its a crazy ride but its got a price.

Wait. Rugarell?

Tf nigga

>>36605459
>>36606280


>thinking females care about the existence of some fat autistic man child and needing to pamper to his ego by tolerating such perverse interactions
>thinking you're entitled to our acknowledgement of your sorry existence simply because you smile and say hi
>does not have the basic self respect to care and cater to oneself but demand respect from strangers


fuck off you retards, female beauty and youth were not made for you sub humans to behold, receiving anything more but a passing glance from these kind of filth make me gag. do not have the audacity to even look in our direction ugly gwai lo.

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>>36603156
hahaha fucking dirty chink
god you should feel privileged that someone is even attracted to your shit genes.

He's probably not hitting on you seriously.

I leave the tip too. I just don't want my food messed with.

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>Why do white guys do this shit?

fuck off roastie gook hurry up and cook up a dog and call it "pork"

>put up contact info to make friends
>guys reply
>start sperging out and getting clingy if I don't reply immediately
>never want to talk to them again after they nag me

>>36608036
Wow, how hard to see that coming.

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>>36606826
Are you making threads about yourself acne-kun?

>>36607823
He never puts more than two lines into his bait threads.

>>36603156
There's a really good little Chinese place near where I live and they make great food. It's done really quick, the portions are big, and the waitress is autistic and doesn't do any small talk and gets what you want immediately. I like Chinese people.

>>36608260

Rekt

Origomi

>>36607231
t. skelly

Robots exist in three forms: Obese, overweight, and hungry skeleton. A healthy weight robot is either ultra-rare or impossible. You're either a blob, a pudgy effeminate loser, or a skeletal loser who only eats a granola bar every day.

Oddly enough, women seem to be repulsed equally by all these bodytypes. I'd daresay I've seen more fat guy/girl couples than skelly/girl couples.

>>36608260
keeeeeeeeek what a small world

>>36608782
It's cause us skellys are even more robots. How much have you given up if you don't even eat every day? And not even because you're afraid to get fat. Fat people are at least man like and have meat on their bone. They desire food and go out and get it.