Comedy movie ideas

Suicidal male tries to socialize. Hilarity ensues

Adam Sandler in: Snuff Film

>>36602684
>his dick turns into a hotel

Wtf how is this funny

>>36602773
>>36602738
both excellent -- short and sweet.

A guy finds apart of his body he can put things thru. Like his right forearm is visible but physically not really there

>>36602806
10/10 would watch everyonce in awhile

>>36602684
>your everyday sperglord decides to do something about his shitty life
>after hilarious failed attempts at socialising the closing shot is just a view of his legs dangling from the ceiling

It's funny because it's true

File: IMG_0944.jpg (54KB, 480x344px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 480x344px

>>36602684
Man with social, emotional, and mental problems with gray hair at age 24 tries to fit in and gets shit down by society only to have his oneitis show affection go him and slowly turn him into a normal man. Oneitis shortly cheats on main character and we laugh at his misfortune.

>>36602806
In 100 years this would be hailed a classic film by future hipters and fil enthusiast. Astral arm; the film that turned hollywood upsidedown and insideout

Adam Sandler and Charlie Sheen in a buddy comedy, Sandler supposedly cheats on his fiance at his bachelor party that Charlie hosted but doesn't remember it because he was drunk, but the slut is preggers aand says its his. Fiance runs away and Charlie tries to help Adam get her back. They find out Adam never cheated after all but his ex fiance is now banging a black man. So Adam ends up with a chubby single mother that he met on his journey while Charlie continues to casually do coke and bang barely legal teenagers, as if to say "Adam you sucker beta fag, I ruined you and am riding high for life."

Cameo appearance from the guy who plays Sheldon in Big Bang Theory. He's Adam's highly successful little brother that constantly brags about money and women and sucks the life out of Adam.

>>36602684
I had a super realistic dream one time I went to the future and there was a giant roller coaster and it would hit a gap in the tracks and literally fucking teleport to the other side of the tracks

I just wanna see something futuristic that's not cheesy

>>36603136
Also movie is called "Finish Last"
Adam's new chubby single mom gf says in the last lines of the movie when Adam is sulking "Adam you are a nice guy and guys like Charlie and Sheldon are mean and probably that way because they can't find any true happiness"
Yep, and that's the message. The terrible, awful message that beta males get screwed but shouldn't ever feel entitled and should marry single moms.