So you're on the changing room after a hard workout session,

sex him then steal his glasses

>>37282749
Sue him for stealing my likeness after i snap a phot back for evidence.
>inb4 he runs
I'm doing a cardio heavy routine to see if i can do a marathon. Beanpole looks like he'll be winded before he hits the main lobby.

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>>37282749
I fuckin' take his silicon valley virgin ass and snap him like a damn twig.

>>37282749
>ask him, loudly so that everybody can hear it, why he's taking unsolicited photographs of my naked body
>beat the ever-loving shit out of him regardless of his response
>not even a normal ass-kicking with a few bruises, either; I'm talking punches and knifehands to the throat, caving in his cheekbone or the bridge of his ugly fucking nose with headbutts, pulling his head down and kneeing him in the face, slamming the curved part of his head against sharp corners with all my might, breaking limbs and digits at the joints, throwing him over my head and straight onto the ground, basically going for permanent damage to or destruction of important parts of his body that he can't function without
>stomp his glasses and spit on him for good measure
>don't break the camera because it probably has evidence of other incidents like this on it
>call 911 myself and tell them they need to send an ambulance with the squad car because he might actually be dead already

i helicopter

>>37283851
And then anon woke up, all sweaty from that vivid dream

>>37283851
Anon he would probably beat you up

>>37284276
It honestly scares me how into those kinds of fantasies I get.

>>37284299
I really doubt it, considering I've got 14 years of martial arts experience, but even if he could, there's no way I'd be able to know that at a glance, and I'd probably react very violently in the situation OP described.

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>>37284331
>i've got 14 years martial arts experience
>pic related