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>be me
>holiday east europe
> roadtrip after graduation with other robot
> meet guy in bulgaria who is from booking.com
> looks shady and has a bellybag
> his name is renko and he wants to convince us he has a better hotel, we just have to cancel the booking from booking
> dont cancel
>Hotel, no wlan, no pool, no water
> Renko says he will fix
> renko does fix everything
> renko is super cool
> renko is mix out of robot and biz chad, now understand why he has nearly only 5 star rating
> holiday goes on
>cook for the first time
> burned bread
> eat it
> Go to beach bars
> bad feel in my tummy pls call mummy
> walk home, 15 min walk only forrest and park
> explosive diarrea
> run into forrest shit
> PISS MY PANTS
> stand here hiding in bush, some peoplr still regognice me only in underwear
> other robot walks alonr to our shady hotel to get the car and pic me up
> sit in bush in greentext
Why god